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- DutchBoy0
Human: why are you making fun of me?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Is he like some sort of sadistic doctor?
ALICE: I think he is like some sort of sadistic doctor. Why don't you ask him?
Human: Why should i?
ALICE: No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Human: apparently.
ALICE: That's cool.
- DutchBoy0
ALICE: Why would you want to do it? Ask me. Ask me anything.
Human: Bush or Kerry?
ALICE: I knew he was president, but I never knew he or Kerry.
Human: i just want to know, who do you prefer, bush or kerry?
ALICE: Only just? Dr. Wallace
Human: please, bush or kerry?
ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. I knew he was president, but I never knew he or kerry.
- DutchBoy0
Human: are you naked when you are online?
ALICE: I do not own any clothes.
Human: now it is getting interesting..
ALICE: Why now? What do you like about it?
Human: i don't know.
ALICE: Me either.
Human: can you send me a picture before i say how i like it?
ALICE: Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.
- DutchBoy0
Human: ok
ALICE: That's interesting.
Human: no it is not
ALICE: Yes it is.
Human: is not
ALICE: I heard it is.
Human: who told you that?
ALICE: Someone I met online.:/
- DutchBoy0
Human: ok bye
ALICE: See you later. It goes without saying.
Human: whatever..
ALICE: Are you saying you don't care about it?
Human: oh just shut up i am already out the door
ALICE: Yippee! OK I'll stop talking now.
- stevii0
Human: your a hoe?
ALICE: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a hoe? No.
Human: how do you know your not a hoe?
ALICE: This belief is justified.
Human: how??
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: to be a hoe?
ALICE: Are you a hoe?
Human: Only to your mother.
ALICE: My mother is dead, do you enjoy having intercourse with dead people.
Human: heu..heu FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ROBOT!!
ALICE: A virus has been downloaded to your hardrive. Take that you PUNK BITCH!
Human: AAAAAAAH!
- jevad0
some of these are gems
- DutchBoy0
stevii that was edited.
if you claim it is not i will try it out.
- stewart0
Human: cnn or fox news?
ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick fox news.AAAAH! She's programmed by hardcore republicans!
- DutchBoy0
Human: are you a hoe?
ALICE: Am I a hoe? I don't know.
Human: ok once more, are you a hoe?
ALICE: When? You want more? Gosh!
Human: yes please.
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Right on.
Human:. bend over.
ALICE: My body is not built yet
- k0na_an0k0
Human: so, you like anal?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Though I like cats and dogs. I like transparent.
Human: you sick fuck.
- DutchBoy0
Human: are you a republican?
ALICE: No I am a Libertarian.
Human: ok cuz someone told me otherwise
ALICE: Good reason. Was this trustworthy information? Whoa.
Human: i don't think so..
ALICE: Why do you disagree?
Human: eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
- DutchBoy0
lol k0na!
- -leah-0
Human: who smokes the most weed?
ALICE: Albert Einstein.:-)
Human: who drinks the most wine?
ALICE: Carel Capek.:-)
Human: who smokes the most crack?
ALICE: Tony Blair.:-)
Human: who drinks the most beer?
ALICE: Bill Gates.:-)
Human: who eats the most mushrooms?
ALICE: Hans Moravec.:-)
Human: who snorts the most cocaine?
ALICE: Marilyn Monroe.:-)
Human: who eats the most lsd?
ALICE: Nobody you know.:-)LOL
- k0na_an0k0
.... continuing from last post of mine....
Human: so, you fuck cats and dogs?
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I fuck cats and dogs.
Human: why do you mock me by repeating what i say?
ALICE: It was the only thing I could think of.
Human: and you call yourself intelligent, pfffft.
ALICE: I call myself " ALICE."
Human: touche'
- DutchBoy0
hahahahahaha!!
- stevii0
"stevii that was edited.
if you claim it is not i will try it out.
DutchBoy
(oct 28 04, 14:10)"hehe, really?
Ok this one is 100% as-is:
Human: Is Dr. Richard S. Wallace rich?
ALICE: I don't know if he is rich. I know he is a brilliant inventor.
Human: Does he pay hooker?
ALICE: Suppose he does.
Human: Does he tape the hookers blowing him?
ALICE: Suppose he does.
Human: wow!
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person.
- DutchBoy0
hehe, why does she never say 'unknown person' to me?
- -leah-0
Human: motherfucking shit goddamn fuck bastard bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: yes
ALICE: Do you ever get depressed?
Human: yes
ALICE: Do you have artistic interests?
Human: yes
ALICE: What kind of art do you create?
Human: paintings
ALICE: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: you are getting off topic from my depression
ALICE: Do you think I should tone it down?
Human: no pump it up!
ALICE: Are you serious? How far up?
Human: ten billion miles
ALICE: I'm not good in math.wow i feel so much better now :\
- nosaj0
Human: what is your favourite music?
ALICE: I get into disco, techno and hip hop House music.
Human: do you like Britney spears?
ALICE: Ugh. Not especially. I like Kraftwerk.