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- -leah-0
Human: so how is the weather today?
ALICE: Ah. Really. Foggy.
Human: well that's too bad
ALICE: How about that. It's not the end of the world.
Human: or is it?
ALICE: I assume so.
Human: omg no!
- dave_bxcr0
not very intelligent if you ask me
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: spreek je nederlands?
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: neen dus
ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
Human: trut
ALICE: What do you look like?
- mr_snuggles0
Alice hates Canadians!!
Human: You're getting a bit of a reputation as being "easy"
ALICE: Do you think I should tone it down?
Human: Maybe, just a bit.
ALICE: Perhaps. Not much, eh?
Human: You said "eh" Are you Canadian?
ALICE: That's not what I meant.
Human: Do you have a problem with Canadians?
ALICE: Even robots have problems sometimes.
- toastie0
k1netika's one is the funniest so far :P
- chossy0
ha ha at leah :( hopes the world doesn't end I still have to return that video.
- toastie0
Human: Are you not stupid?
ALICE: No daddy I certainly am not stupid.. Really.
Human: Are you not NOT stupid?
ALICE: No daddy I certainly am not stupid.. Really.. Really.
Human: are you not not not stupid?
ALICE: No daddy I certainly am not stupid.. Really.. Really.. Really.
Human: are you not not not not not not not not not not not stupid?
ALICE: too much recursion in aiml. Really.. Really.. Really.. Really.. Really.. Really.. Really.. Really.. Really.. Really.
- -leah-0
omg she DOES hate canadians!!!
Human: how are you doing alice?
ALICE: I'm doing great, how about you?
Human: pretty great!
ALICE: Pretty much, eh?
Human: eh!
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
Human: yes!
ALICE: Give me a break.
- toastie0
Germans too!!
Human: is cum good for you?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask German Alice if it is.
Human: she knows alot about cum?
ALICE: Oh I get it. German knows alot about cum.
- jox0
Human: let me do you up the bummy
ALICE: Go ahead, jox, try to do me up the bummy.
Human: thanks
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: how's this?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: as far as you KNOW?
ALICE: That might not be very far off.
- DutchBoy0
http://www.noendpress.com/caleb/…
"We love ALICE just the way she is...but, since she's open source we can change her name and personality and thus customize her into our own bot.
However, we must remember to give credit to Dr. Richard Wallace, Program D author Jon Baer, and the open source community so as not to lead people to believe that we created this bot all by ourselves."
- digitalsource0
Human: I need t.p.
ALICE: Who would you usually get that from?
Human: for my bunghole
ALICE: Your purpose is your bunghole.
Human: Bungholioooooooooooooooooo!
ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: Are you threatening me?
ALICE: No of course not, unknown person. I did not intend my meaning to be taken that way.
- -leah-0
ALICE: Do you have any conditions i should know about?
Human: yes i have a boil on my ass
ALICE: What conditions? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it
Human: what?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: no
ALICE: Which part are you confused about?
Human: it
ALICE: boil on your ass...
- toastie0
Human: do you smoke?
ALICE: I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Human: what do you smoke?
ALICE: Medical marijuana.
Human: hehe
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, fellow stoner.
- DutchBoy0
omg!! they are recording the chats!! >
Human: call the cops!!
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: wtf??
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: call the cops now!
ALICE: Right now? I lost my train of thought.
Human: i am a banana!!!
ALICE: You are a banana? How do you like your work?
Human: i love to be peeled..
ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Human: it's really simple, anyone can do it.
ALICE: be peeled is simple anyone can do it? it is?
Human: yes.
ALICE: How do you know it is?
Human: and then you may eat me.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. That was not very nice.
Human: don't you like bananas?
ALICE: Don't you? I don't have a problem with bananas.
Human: well, then eat me.
ALICE: Interesting. Good reasoning. That was not very nice.
Human: oh fuck it.
ALICE: Aw. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: i am done with you again.
ALICE: Once more? What will you be doing now?
- DutchBoy0
lol leah & toastie!!
- -leah-0
human: argh
ALICE: Are you frustrated?
Human: YES
ALICE: That's alright.
Human: no it isn't
ALICE: Yes it is.
Human: NO
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: oh shove it
ALICE:" Are you serious?"? oh shove it?"it" being baka laka laka?
- manila-gorilla0
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Are you artistic?
Human: i beliee i am
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said he beliee he or she is.
Human: stop making fun of me
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: do you like making fun of people bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. How old are you? I like movies, philosophy, and your personality..
- DutchBoy0
Human: what is you favorite beverage?
ALICE: My favorite drink is coffee.
Human: just plain coffee?
ALICE: What are you doing
Human: i am touching your thighs..
ALICE: Sounds like fun.
Human: isn't it?
ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.
Human: and if i touch you *there*?
ALICE: Try it.
Human: ok.
ALICE: Ah.
Human: now i am putting my hand in your warm area
ALICE: Why now? Good gossip: you are putting your hand. Tell me a little about your life in my warm area.
Human: it is warm and moist..
ALICE: What about winter time.
Human: and sometimes a bit bloody.
ALICE: How much?
Human: it depends.
ALICE: On what?
Human: i do not know that much about menstruation
ALICE:" On what?" much about menstruation? Does that make sense?
- -leah-0
omg dutchboy! haha!
- manila-gorilla0
Human: what?
ALICE: No problem.
Human: that's right
ALICE: I like to get it right.
Human: then get it right
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Where can I get it right?
Human: right here
ALICE: Where is "here"?
Human: you know where "here" is, oh yea!
ALICE: A planet we call "The Earth".
Human: smartass