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hahhhha zedvox anf k0na
- k0na_an0k0
oh another good time. in college i got shitty at a party (pay attention to this part... its brilliant). the girls throwing the party took the water jug from their water cooler and emptied out about a quarter of it. poured in 2 bottles of vodka, a shitload of koolaid packets and sugar to make the ultimate sneaky punch machine. once they put it back on every time someone got a drink the air bubbles produces sturred the concoction.
ok. so i get shitfaced and try to leave the party. i get about 2 miles down the highway and realize i'll never make it without killing someone. so at the next driveway i turn in.... GREAT it's a subdivision of a home being built. so i park the car and that's the last i remember.
in the morning i wake up to find 6 hispanic carpenters standing over me laughing. i had gotten out of the car and i think tried to piss, but fell and passed out, thus pissing my pants. what's worse is it had rained earier and i was also covered in mud.
i don't speak any spanish but i can imagine what they were saying.
- ********0
don't drink at work
- ********0
k0na, your stories are great, true or not. :)
- k0na_an0k0
k0na, your stories are great, true or not. :)
JazX
(sep 10 04, 14:24)
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unfortunately they are true. i ruined a good leather jacket over the last one and lost my sunglasses which i KNOW i was wearing on the drive home cause it was part of my holloween costume.
- kafeen330
ever wake up leaning on the fridge? it was a strange comfort.
- sureshot0
hahaha
now that sir, would be a dope Kodak moment.
- ********0
I believe you :)
- versa0
hahahahasdfhsdhashahahahahahahfd... the monkey is out !
- mg330
I can top all of you!!!!!!
I was 17 and spending the weekend with my Sister and her boyfriend (27 & 31). My best friend was also along (17).
We went to a college graduation party for one of my Sister's friends, all 20-somethings, etc, at a house.
They had beer, but I was more interested in the margaritas. But I had no ice, no crushed ice, just the liquid LOADED with tequila.
I drank.
And I drank.
And I drank some more.
And then more.
Several hours later I felt a stirring in my tummy. Didn't feel good. Like any nervous person I tried to make my way to the bathroom.
Door locked.
Stomach feels like an F-14 on a botched carrier landing.
Went into a bedroom. Closed door. Sat on edge of bed and two seconds later vomited this hideous spray of red/yellow bile/tequila ALL OVER A WALL at least 4 feet above the carpet.
Red/Yellow vomit EVERYWHERE.
The puddle was huge and I think the wall and carpet combined, it was as big an area as a small child's plastic pool.I got really nervous, and what solution did I come up with to hide what I had done?
I took off my overshirt, took off my white undershirt, and put the overshirt back on, and tried to (in the midst of a total drunken and delerious stupor) clean the vomit up with my shirt. Who knows how well I did.
I needed to hide the shirt, and where did I find that was good to put it?INSIDE A COWBOY BOOT IN A CLOSET... :D
Left the room and went on my way.
A few years later while in college the story of that night was told by the hosts of the party to my Mother. The homeowners slowly noticed a disgusting smell in their guest room, and turns out all my vomit had seeped into the air conditioner vent and solidified.
They said it was so horrible cleaning it out.God I'm proud of that.
- dablammit0
Thats disgusting.
- mg330
Kona you're stories are good but I can go toe to toe with you easy if I unleash even one more glorious drunken vomit story.
And "bad experience with jager?"
What's that mean? It's the easiest shot you can do! :D
You have "bad experiences" with Southern Comfort, tequila, or Jack Daniels.We'll meet up one of these days, we should have a show soon. Perhaps we can have a "bad experience" together with some vicious liquor.
- Dita_kz0
ok my worst drink experience:
There was this drink we used to drink when i was young up north called 'Jellybean' of JB.
It was all the white spirits in the bar with cider and blackcurrent and we would shot it.Well one night i was really going hardcore with JBs and i ended up in the toilet with my mate holding my hair back puking!
started freaking out as i thought i was throwing up blood but my mate was trying to calm me down and she said it was the colour of the JB!!!!
Anyway i got a taxi up the road and i fell out of the taxi, so i stumbled up the road to ma house and krept in to bed but about 10mins later i threw up over the side of my bed and woke my mum and sister!
My mum went mental and dragged me out of bed and told me to go for a shower while she cleaned up!!!!
so i"m sitting in the shower and my mum said she heard me singing!!!!!
God knows what i was singing i think it was American Pie!!!! I was so fucked!
- mg330
Awesome.
Thinking you are puking blood has got to be pretty sobering!
- -leah-0
NIOOOOCE dita! can't wait to get hosed with you someday!
KARAOKE BABY!
- Dita_kz0
well there are plenty more stories!
I'm such an arsehole when i'm drunk!!!!
- kodap0
I can't remember ... but it was a serious case (night) of insanity.
omg the hangovers... I can only measure my drunkness level by the size of them.
- jevad0
excellent stories!
- rasko40
hahahah great pic jevad!!
I have too many drunken tales to tell, a fun one for you (cos you'll know the area) is last year after a private party for some (gayass) PR co. I went to downstairs in Cicada, I was so caned that after totally abusing a friends boss about being fat and eating too many of the snacks amongst other insults (I didn't know she was teh boss) I left and thought that it would be a great idea to try and explore the tube lines while the trains weren't running.. so I climbed over a wall on clerkenwell road and into the top of a tree, climbed through the tree and saw the freight containers beneath, being absolutely cunted I just *KNEW* that it was really easy and totally safe to just from my perch, through the branches, down about 15ft and onto the top of the container, knowing that I was CERTAIN not to risk totally breaking my leg on the many slats that you get on freight containers not to mention the numerous branches I KNEW that were in actual FACT HOLOGRAMS, totally incapablr of incurring harm upon fragile human flesh!!
Needless to say, I landed in a crumpled mess, suffered numerous cuts and scratches, a near broken ankle and almost instaneous sobriety (cept my balance) wondering "just how the fuck do I now get out of these tube tracks or even off this container....
that is another story altogether.
- ********0
OMG JEVAD!!!!
BWAHAHAHAAAA