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- jevad
That's the drunkest I have ever been - 28th birthday (on the right)
Got in 4 fights - drank 2 bottles of retsina - woke up in a doorway the next morning with piss all over my shoes and pants.
awesome
- Mimio0
Ready to do it again?
- robotron3k0
yes!
- RedFoxxworth0
Last night I kicked my laptop on the floor and fell asleep in the middle of rolling a joint and woke up with weed all up in my bed. E&J got my mind slippin....
- jevad0
I never, ever want to be that drunk again - EVER!
- dablammit0
One time I got drunk and woke up in the back of a Chevy Tracker, with a girl yelling at me asking me how the hell i got in her tracker, and my instincts told me to tell her "chill babe, i thought it was my work truck. Damn." Then I grabbed my shirt and ran down the block until i found my car parked behind some bushes.
I'm done with that shit though.
- -leah-0
wow jevad you are looking hawt in that picture! lol! jk
sorry, but hahahahah!
damn i hate to imagine how you were feeling for the next couple days after that :(
- ********0
hahahhahahha, nice one mang. you deserve that kind of night every once and a while. A good bar brawl never hurt anyone, wel maybe, but it grows ballz.
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha.
- -leah-0
hahahhahahha, nice one mang. you deserve that kind of night every once and a while. A good bar brawl never hurt anyone, wel maybe, but it grows ballz.
JazX
(sep 10 04, 13:46)oh i asume you have never been in a bar brawl then jazX?
ooooh sorry! jk jk jk!!!
*ducks from jazX's walking stick
- zedvox0
who needs to grow ballz when you can hire two huge huge huge black men.
- 2cent0
beauty... my last adventure like that had me blowing chunks everywhere infront of a bunch of people i just met.
great times... no more Crown Royal for me.
- ********0
ohhhhh the racial jokes start flying.
* throws haymaker at -leah-
- BonSeff0
rock & roll nic!
- zedvox0
i would say brown men jazx...but brown men end the party these days...people run home...lol
by the way you look soo damn hot in the trailer of your new movie Taxi ;)
- k0na_an0k0
first time in vegas in 2000. we hadn't slept in 3 days, and we had been drinking all night. at about 4am we made our way to drais. on the walk there these chicks pulled over in a cab and got out to walk with us. they were real lookers. they ended up getting us in at the club vip. so we get down there and i really can hardly stand.
the one girl wants to buy me a shot at the table we're in.... jager. i tell her no way cause i had a bad experience and i've never been able to drink it since. so she was like all hot chicky eyed 'you won't do this with me?!? you do and i'll do something with you' so of course i do it. the second it hit the back of my throat i puked on the table and pretty much everyone around it.
we were quickly escorted out the elevator, where i threw up again from the smell.
never EVER again will i even smell that shit.
- zedvox0
jager rocks man
- vwsung18t0
no one ever fights me, they all pick on someone their own size
- dablammit0
Tanqueray is my dirty little girl.
- ********0
that blows, kona.
http://www.blather.org/the_kid
too many beers, and a few too many shots of wiskey and i was doneski. jumped on a few moving cars.. stopped traffic and brawled with angry african american women.. slept in the park.. locked out of my apartment.. but i did not puke!that wasnt my worse though.. that was just the last time i was in rough shape....
my all-time worst was grade 9 at a school dance blowing chunks all over the bathroom and on my History teacher.. oh yeah, and at this one Fila party in Toronto we were throwing where we were all VIP and there was a rediculous mixture of rum, beer, and champagne flowing.... ended up puking in a cab.. and woke up to puke smeared on my bedroom wall (still have no idea how it happened)
ah yes.. the joy of youth.