How Drunk?

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  • rasko40

    hahahah great pic jevad!!

    I have too many drunken tales to tell, a fun one for you (cos you'll know the area) is last year after a private party for some (gayass) PR co. I went to downstairs in Cicada, I was so caned that after totally abusing a friends boss about being fat and eating too many of the snacks amongst other insults (I didn't know she was teh boss) I left and thought that it would be a great idea to try and explore the tube lines while the trains weren't running.. so I climbed over a wall on clerkenwell road and into the top of a tree, climbed through the tree and saw the freight containers beneath, being absolutely cunted I just *KNEW* that it was really easy and totally safe to just from my perch, through the branches, down about 15ft and onto the top of the container, knowing that I was CERTAIN not to risk totally breaking my leg on the many slats that you get on freight containers not to mention the numerous branches I KNEW that were in actual FACT HOLOGRAMS, totally incapablr of incurring harm upon fragile human flesh!!

    Needless to say, I landed in a crumpled mess, suffered numerous cuts and scratches, a near broken ankle and almost instaneous sobriety (cept my balance) wondering "just how the fuck do I now get out of these tube tracks or even off this container....

    that is another story altogether.

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