How Drunk?
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- BonSeff0
i was kidding. i spent a few summer weeks there in highschool when i was racing. there were trailers & labs about the orange groves. we got chased off some areas with shotguns. sketchy
- Gorbie0
naw i thought that was hilarious... never heard "rivertucky" before!
thought it mighta tied in with that CHiPS episode!!
- BonSeff0
that chips episode was gold! man i wish i had tivo. its worth sharing. it was almost as if it was hand picked for my drunk ass!
it ended at the roller rink and john brought a rocker to perform infront of a record label scout. and that dork rosie was djing. jesus christ!
- tfsmag0
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- tfsmag0
wtf? okay this place is tripping me out...
- Gorbie0
I an I agree mon!
- pocho0
damn, Jevad...you get best thread and scariest NT pic of the month.
I remember once when I woke up in bed after an end of school party thinking "fuck, i'm 17 and having a heart attack" cause I had pressure on my chest. well my cat was sitting on my chest licking my face...there was about three dollars in coins on the kitchen floor next to a glass or orange juice, my pants were in the driveway, and the neighbors water had been running all night because I had washed someones (not my own) vomit off my Eisenhower jacketin their yard. My head hurt for three days.
- normal0
Gorbie:
Ewww... Riverside.
I had three cousins that lived in riverside (doesn't everyone?) Proper white trash, joey the youngest used to bunk off school to work with his dad on the construction sites. That boy had more words for people of different skin color than my gentrified orange county ears had ever heard. Playing word games during the holidays when the family got together consisted of them using words like cat and dog, they were my age but couldn't quite grasp anything beyond the monosyllabic range. They lived on a small farm and of course suffered from strange diseases stemming from bad hygiene. Eventually one cousin ended up a pregnant drug abuser, joey is probably still living at home modifying his honda crx, and the other one is a manager at a straw hat pizza.
The apples that fell from the family tree and rolled down the hill.
- normal0
It might also be useful to note that Riverside had the largest KKK community west of the mississippi.
Oh yeah, and even though the cousins lived perhaps an hour and a half from the beach, they had never seen the ocean until they were in their teens.
- ********0
coming back from a houseparty i fell asleep in the train. woke up covered in sweat, one of those cold turkeys. i felt it coming and just could prevent spraying sick all over my friend who was looking for cover.
nothing else to do than empty my mouth in the narrow ventilation grill that runs alongside the window.
that carriage didnt have much passengers that day i reckon.- trains/buses are the WORST when drunk. bright, movey, and everyone stares at youscarabin
- ********0
last year 26th birthday.
woke up in the shopwindow (behind the glass) of a friends shop. people walking by and staring at me, ha!
- ********0
good times
- jevad0
"dudes i am convinced that jevad may be hiding a little man-love deep down..
I don't think he's totally gay, but maybe like half and half because he says some kinda efeminate shit sometimes :/"
hahaha - welcome back jeff!
^_^
- slice0
I was so drunk I told my gf I would marry her.
next day, after she told everyone, I talked my way out of it.
"I was drunk", I said.
it worked.call me Mr. NiceGuy
- jevad0
you cad!
- ********0
jeeez slice!!!! you as cold as iice!!!!!
- duckofrubber0
- im i a too drunk? i keep seeing this pic in all the drunk threadshektor911
- read the dates********
- e-pill0
went to the bar for lunch.. im pretty damn drunken!! haha!! oi
- cannonball19780
Age 14, girlfriend makes me drink a bottle of absolute from my moms freezer.
After puking pizza on my back porch, I wake up in hospital with bleeding stomach ulcer, busted hand from punching a parking meter and someone had given me eyes for nipples with a permanent marker. I have to walk home without shirt cause nobody knows where it went.
- ********0
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