How Drunk?
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oh another good time. in college i got shitty at a party (pay attention to this part... its brilliant). the girls throwing the party took the water jug from their water cooler and emptied out about a quarter of it. poured in 2 bottles of vodka, a shitload of koolaid packets and sugar to make the ultimate sneaky punch machine. once they put it back on every time someone got a drink the air bubbles produces sturred the concoction.
ok. so i get shitfaced and try to leave the party. i get about 2 miles down the highway and realize i'll never make it without killing someone. so at the next driveway i turn in.... GREAT it's a subdivision of a home being built. so i park the car and that's the last i remember.
in the morning i wake up to find 6 hispanic carpenters standing over me laughing. i had gotten out of the car and i think tried to piss, but fell and passed out, thus pissing my pants. what's worse is it had rained earier and i was also covered in mud.
i don't speak any spanish but i can imagine what they were saying.