How Drunk?
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I can top all of you!!!!!!
I was 17 and spending the weekend with my Sister and her boyfriend (27 & 31). My best friend was also along (17).
We went to a college graduation party for one of my Sister's friends, all 20-somethings, etc, at a house.
They had beer, but I was more interested in the margaritas. But I had no ice, no crushed ice, just the liquid LOADED with tequila.
I drank.
And I drank.
And I drank some more.
And then more.
Several hours later I felt a stirring in my tummy. Didn't feel good. Like any nervous person I tried to make my way to the bathroom.
Door locked.
Stomach feels like an F-14 on a botched carrier landing.
Went into a bedroom. Closed door. Sat on edge of bed and two seconds later vomited this hideous spray of red/yellow bile/tequila ALL OVER A WALL at least 4 feet above the carpet.
Red/Yellow vomit EVERYWHERE.
The puddle was huge and I think the wall and carpet combined, it was as big an area as a small child's plastic pool.I got really nervous, and what solution did I come up with to hide what I had done?
I took off my overshirt, took off my white undershirt, and put the overshirt back on, and tried to (in the midst of a total drunken and delerious stupor) clean the vomit up with my shirt. Who knows how well I did.
I needed to hide the shirt, and where did I find that was good to put it?INSIDE A COWBOY BOOT IN A CLOSET... :D
Left the room and went on my way.
A few years later while in college the story of that night was told by the hosts of the party to my Mother. The homeowners slowly noticed a disgusting smell in their guest room, and turns out all my vomit had seeped into the air conditioner vent and solidified.
They said it was so horrible cleaning it out.God I'm proud of that.