How Drunk?
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- jevad0
hahahahahah! finish it!
- rasko40
hehe jevad looks like Liam Gallagher on ecstacy!
- jevad0
oh hells yeah - just remembered the one time in 10th grade when we were all drinking and skating down on the beach late at night. there was a police reporting post there - like a mini portable office thing...next thing i know somebodys board has gone through the window and we're all piling in and fucking everything up...made the news the next evening.
i think we went down the road to the 7-11 after that and just sat in there eating and drinking and not paying for anything...and shit yeah and then i went down to the miniramp under the bridge and passed out while this girl was giving me a handjob...
hahahhahaha...youth....brilliant...
- ********0
lol poor girl :'( hehehe
- rasko40
hehe, I bet you'd love to go back in time and have that handjob finished off.. cos that girl would still be like.. umm what is the 10th grade? otherwise that could be deemed odd... but you'd still be the same age right?!?!
omg teh confusion!!
- ********0
lol everything sexual taht age was rubbish!!!
- buddylee0
I've never had a ounce of alcohol in my life. :) To top it off, I'm 25.
And yes, I am not a fun person. :(
- Gorbie0
me after my 21st birthday...
got jumped in front of my house cause i lived next to a black dude (who just got out a prison for multiple bank robberies)
- rasko40
and he only did it because he was black, race can do that to a man.
except if you're white of course, in which case you are of course innocent of any given crime. Except pedeophilia. (which i spell in the american way to avoid confusion)
- Gorbie0
that's a common misunderstanding... like when i mistake rasko for crackho!
:)
naw... i drank a few bottles a jack daniels and got my ass beat by some white supremist fucks. i used to live in a meth lad den sandwiched between oil refineries and trailer parks.
cheap rent and good times!
- tfsmag0
jevad i'm disappointed you can remember the drunkest you've ever been :/
and have pics of it :/
when i FINALLY come to colorado i am gonna PWN your ass!
PS: just kidding, you know i love you boo
- BonSeff0
the 909?
- tfsmag0
dudes i am convinced that jevad may be hiding a little man-love deep down..
I don't think he's totally gay, but maybe like half and half because he says some kinda efeminate shit sometimes :/
- ********0
lol yeh ataht guy in the pics all happy hes wasted so he can take advantag eof him :"P
- Gorbie0
what's the 909, Seff?
and tfs... have you ever seen 8 mile?? you mean like that kinda man-love.?
- tfsmag0
i've seen 8 mile.. you mean like the gay dude that worked at the plant? i'm not sure what you meant here slick :/
- Gorbie0
never mind man. :)
just something that's prolly only funny to me.
why the crookit face tfs :/
- BonSeff0
rivertucky area code gorbie
man, im kinda sauced and am watching the most awesome episode of chips. this chick goes in to rob a bank. and there is a dude looking out outside. the chick holds up the teller and gets a sack of cash. then she presses a button on her wooden shoes and skate wheels pop out! i didnt know they had that shit in the 70's.
so she skates out of the bank and the look out dude skates in the opposite direction. ponch chases one and john the other. on their bikes. it;s hilarious, cause the lookout guy technically isnt breaking the law. just hanging outside the bank. but he hauls ass like the getaway skater! but he has no money and gets busted
wtfOH MAN, im dying here
- tfsmag0
the crooked face is my favorite face!
:/
- Gorbie0
haha... you familiar with riverside Seff?
naw.. i'm talkin vine hill, martinez californ i a.