Funniest thing ever.
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- ricstultz0
Grovesie, now thats funny. :)
- aesthetics0
wouldnt say its funniest ever. but what really cracked me up recently its teh singapore idol. i'll post some clips if possible. i was rofl with all those 'talents' we had.
- speed_d0
that reminds me of a piss story...
after a long night of "asshole" a bunch of us passed out at a buddies apartment. We woke up when he starting yelling at his friend to stop pissing in his closet... all over his clothes and shit... f'n funny... best part was we got some of it on tape...
- grayhood0
my little bro once thought he had gone to the bathroom, lifted up the toilet seat and pissed in the toilet with out incedent.
tuns out he went the the fridge, opened a pizza box and pissed on the left overs.
- k0na_an0k0
my little bro once thought he had gone to the bathroom, lifted up the toilet seat and pissed in the toilet with out incedent.
tuns out he went the the fridge, opened a pizza box and pissed on the left overs.
grayhood
(aug 20 04, 09:57)==
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
- Spix0
the funniest thing of it all was all the creatures crawling on the wall.
- k0na_an0k0
the funniest thing of it all was all the creatures crawling on the wall.
Spix
(aug 20 04, 10:03)==
I don't get it.
Anyways. Another time I was feeling really really rediculously bad. And my friends wanted to cheer me up with a couple Orange Mocha Lates, so after picking them up in my open top truck and crusing the strip I notice I needed some gas. As they were pumping gas we started to have a fight with the squeege water and stuff. It was SO MUCH fun! Then I noticed some guy throw a magazine with ME on the cover in the trash. As I walked over and looked at the magazine my friends started shooting gas all over each other. It was hillarious. Until my one friend lit up a cigarette and they all blew up. Come to think of it that wasn't funny at all... that was really really rediculously sad.
Now I'm sad.
I need an Orange flavored Mocha latte.
- dopepope0
I saw once , a giant metal gollum with huge steel fists the size of boulders pull a knife on someone. I laughed my ass off.
- k0na_an0k0
HAHAHAHA! I would have paid to see that!
Did he pull it on a hobo? Cause if he did he would have had to stab him. Hahahaha... stabbin hobos is the BEST!
- vwsung18t0
i have a friend who pisses all the time when he's drunk and passed out. he went on his dorm room chair and tried to flush but couldn't find anything and then i think he just collapsed and fell back asleep with his fly open, next to the wet chair.
and another time in high school, we were all going to sleep at a new years party at a friend's house. i was talking to a girl i liked all thru hs and my friend just gets up from his sleeping bag and comes over and starts to pee on the girl. we stopped him from doing any major damage. he fell back asleep.
back again in college, he did the same thing of peeing on the chair except it trickled down to the bag of a friend who was visiting our school. the next morning she found her bag completely wet. she picked up her socks and said they're all wet. i think she thought it was just beer that stilled into her bag.
this is a reoccuring theme with him as these thing always happen. we have grown to live with his problem.
- fifty500
i almost crashed MY car when i heard this story come from my buddy's mouth as I was driving on the highway.
He was at this club one night and some sexy broad comes up to him and grabs him by the belt and leads him onto the dance floor, looking at him real seductive-like. so once he gets out the she pushes him away from her and points at him and laughs with all her friends. So he was like "what the fuck?" and he gets all mad, so he sniffs and coughs and there was this huge loogie in his mouth so he just wound up and spat it at her. It ricocheted off her chin and landed on her shoulder. She was like "AAAHHH!!! GROSS!" and her friends were disgusted and started wiping it off her with their tissues n shit. So anyways my buddy still wasn't satisfied so he reached into his pocket and found a quarter and flicked it at her, hitting her square in the forehead, flips her the bird and says "fuck you, bitch" and walks away.
When he told me this story i was laughing for like 10 minutes and almost crashed in the middle of the highway. Pure immature jokes.
- k0na_an0k0
That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
GOOD SHOW!
- fifty500
oh yeah this one time when i was a kid, i was at my friend's house playing in the backyard. all of a sudden, the neighbour and his dog came into their backyard. the neighbour was wearing rubber gloves. Then the guy kneeled down behind his dog and stared at it's asshole. So then the dog starts to take a shit and we see why the neighbour was so interested in the dog's asshole. It had swallowed a J-cloth and the neighbour wanted to get it back! So we watched for at least 5 minutes as this guy struggled to get the shit-covered J-cloth out of the dog's ass, meanwhile the dog's asshole kept sucking the thing back in by reflex. It was a good battle, and the guy eventually won...
His prize: a shit-covered J-cloth. i've never been able to look at a J-cloth without laughing to this day.
- gruntt0
fifty50 - what is J-cloth?
- brandelec0
i was just vacationing with my buddy who's an er doc, and he was telling me...
this guy comes into the er with a bulge in his shorts, he pulls 'em down and his penis is stuck inside a plastic coke bottle, my buddy said his penis was filling with blood but the blood couldn't circulate out because the rim was pinching the base of his penis, and when he saw it, it was as purple as a grape
so he grabbed a pair of tiny surgical scissors and starts cutting into the plastic 2 cm at a time making sure not to cut his penis, then he made an opening big enough to grip the cut with his thumbs so he can start peeling the plastic open, but it slipped off his fingers and the cut SNAPPED back and pinched the top skin of his penis!!!
the dude screamed for his life and started tearing up hahahah!!
- fifty500
j-cloths are available at the grocery store in the laundry aisle. typically used for doing dishes or other cleaning works around the house.
- jscottIMD0
this game
http://wagenschenke.ch/
- k0na_an0k0
Ok. Real story.
A few years ago 4 of us go to Vegas and wind up staying at the NY NY hotel. We're there for 5 days which is ENTIRLY too long of a time to be in Vegas. Anyways, by day 4 my body and mind had just about enough so me and a buddy decide to crash for a few hours before we go out. I'm in one bed and he's in another.
Some time later we hear a loud thump in the hallway that woke us up. The next thing we know is this person bursts into our room, the door slams agains the wall and starts to run in. It was dark and all the lights were off so we couldn't see who it was, only that it had a lot of hair. Freaked out and thinking we're going to die we instantly jump on the guy. My buddy got their first and got in a good solid punch before I got there and started to wail away. Then the guy started screaming... like a girl. Well... it WAS a girl. It all happened so fast we didn't realize it was a hooker my buddy had picked up and they were coming back to the room for the action. Well, in the time it took her to bust into the room throwing the door against the wall we managed to get in a few good licks before we realized what had happened. Furious she starts yelling and throwing stuff around the room. Then runs out saying how her pimp is going to kill us. The door slams and we all stand there for a second then burst out into laughter. 5 years later we still laugh about that everytime we get together. Ah... the day we beat up a hooker.
- brandelec0
holy shit kona! if something hairy ran into my room i would've gone ape shit like that too!
