Funniest thing ever.
Out of context: Reply #55
- Started
- Last post
- 68 Responses
- brandelec0
i was just vacationing with my buddy who's an er doc, and he was telling me...
this guy comes into the er with a bulge in his shorts, he pulls 'em down and his penis is stuck inside a plastic coke bottle, my buddy said his penis was filling with blood but the blood couldn't circulate out because the rim was pinching the base of his penis, and when he saw it, it was as purple as a grape
so he grabbed a pair of tiny surgical scissors and starts cutting into the plastic 2 cm at a time making sure not to cut his penis, then he made an opening big enough to grip the cut with his thumbs so he can start peeling the plastic open, but it slipped off his fingers and the cut SNAPPED back and pinched the top skin of his penis!!!
the dude screamed for his life and started tearing up hahahah!!