Funniest thing ever.
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- k0na_an0k
Good morning all. I'm hopped up on cold medicine and ephedra so I'm a little off today.
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen? I was on the way in to work today and couldn't stop laughing at something I saw a while ago.
I once saw a Circus Clown get beaten to death by a midget with a pillow case filled with hammers. GOD that was funny. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it and it still gets me going today. hahaha a midget with a pillow case filled with hammers.... man.... gotta love that.
What's the funniest thing you ever saw?
- tara|gee0
my toofpaste thread getting deleted!!!!!!
- lhd0
While in San Fran.. I was on my way to work in a Taxi and stopped at a red light on a decline. Going up the hill there were these 2 very overweight balding guys going up the same road we were on in a yellow dunebuggy. As the hill got steeper the buggy slowed down more and more to a stop. Both fatties were trying with all their fatiness to get up the hill without getting out, because they knew if they got out they may roll down the road. So one sweaty hog got out and started pushing. It was bloody hilarious!
Guess you had to be there.
-clink'
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha. that's good.
But it still doesn't beat seeing a circus clown get beat to death by a midget with a pillow case filled with hammers.
- tara|gee0
that midgit WAS ME
- JazX0
ok, this was when I was young and used to hang out with really immature friends, but granted it's still funny. my friend troy dated this really bitchy chick and to make a long story short, she dumped him and he got pissed, so one day he goes and waits until she pulls into her work, he breaks into her car takes a dump in the back seat floor of her car and leaves it there all day long in the hot summer sun. that is absolutely terrible, i know but still to this day makes me laugh. so bad we were, it was sorta my idea to do it to her. we used to do it to people in the backs of their toilets too that we hated. pfftttt
- algorithm0
clowns,midgets and violence...Bwahahahhahaha nice!
- aliendn0
oh i almost got in a car accident from laughing so hard with this one...
i was driving down a suburban highway known for mafioso (serious) and i see a car trunk half open with a figure popping out of it. i was freaked out as fuck, but drove faster to get a better glimpse...
im almost side to side with the guy when i peer at his drunk and what do i see? A LIFE SIZED DOLL OF JAR JAR FUCKING BINKS! hahah, all i could think was, who the fuck would want that. and mesa worried that'sa too funny! it looked like it was dead. damn i almost swerved and hit the guy.
but then again nothings as funny as a midget with a bag of hammers in it with bad intentions.
- tara|gee0
disgusting! lol
i used to do a much nicer thing you kno whow peopl levae thier windows open a crack oin the summer? me and my friends used to get a bunch of baloons and blow them up and tie em so when someone comes back tothier car its filled :P hahaha
- -leah-0
kona, i dont believe you.
:P
- grayhood0
ok this isn't funny "haha" but its was a site i will never be able to get out of my mind no matter how hard i try...
datgeline: san francisco, halloween, 2001
i am drunk walking from one party to the next, there is full on partying in the street. everyone is in costume, i am having a great time, until i accedently look down an alley to my left. there i see it...
12 dudes dressed as Robin from the batman comics in mid ass fucking train.
i was never quite right after that.
- dablammit0
Ahhhhhh...7th grade, it was springtime and we were training for track and field, and that day we just happened to be practicing the pole vault. There was this kid, I can't remember his name, but he was real dumb and a bully, but he had been pretty mellow for some time, so no one was really expecting anything of him.
Well, it was his turn, so he runs up, puts the pole down and attmepts to clear the bar. He doesn't so of course he gets pissed, so he takes the pole and throws it like a spear right into one of the spotters foreheads. I swear that pole sat in that kids forehead until he just dropped to the ground, We all thought he was dead. So then the gym teacher comes running over, llike WTF!?!? and he tears his shirt off and wraps it around the kids head. He was yelling, WHO DID THIS???? WHOOOO DID THISSSS???
And the bully guy was like, I f*ckin did it,
It really wasn't that funny because the kid had to get a circle of stitches in his forehead, and he probably still has a nice round scar on his fore, but at the time it was pretty comical.
- gruntt0
when I was a little kid we had a dog that would make love to cats and I mean make love. He would mount them and as he was working away he would rub his head and neck all lovingly on the cats back. Soooo funny.
- tara|gee0
LOL
- k0na_an0k0
ganon. that made me shit my pants. any other day that would have been very funny to me but being sick it is no.... well, no, it's actually kinda funny.
now if you'll excuse me
*gets up and walks funny to bathroom
- lhd0
The circus clown getting the beats is awesome... Anytime a clown gets the beats is a good thing.. but by midgets...
classic!
-clink'
- k0na_an0k0
kona, i dont believe you.
:P
-leah-
(aug 20 04, 07:36)==
Knowone should believe me today. Cold medicine in full effect yo!
- vwsung18t0
the place was a packed parking lot. there was one car with tworeally old people. in another was a business woman on a cell phone. they were parked on opposite sides of a lane. the old people were backing out straight and the cell phone was backing out in an angle. they were both going really slow and looking everywhere for cars but they couldn't see each other. slowly both cars backed into each other. they both don't notice as you could hear their engines rev up, crunching their bumpers even more. finally someone behind me went up to them and told them to stop. the resulting damage looked like a head-on collision doing 30, while going in reverse i guess.
- gruntt0
a couple of months ago i was driving to work and i was stuck behind a car. the car was a very old, piece of crap stationwagon. the faux wood paneling was missing from one door, the exhaust pipe was being held on by a piece of wire, the back bumper was missing.
The funny part... it had 30 day tags on it.
- k0na_an0k0
omg, then there was this one time my buddy and I stopped at this diner to grab a bit to eat. As we're eating my buddy knocks over the salt. I'm like "Steve, what are you doing? That's bad luck. We can't have bad luck like this on a cross country road trip... throw it over your shoulder." So he takes the whole shaker and gives it a toss.
Well the damn thing hits this trucker guy in the back and he gets up and comes over. His buddy is all like "KICK HIS ASS JOEBASS!" and he takes the top bun off my buddies hamburger and hocks a luggie in it. hahahahahaha. That was like the funniest thing ever!