Funniest thing ever.
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- vwsung18t0
wait a minute, that was from a movie, but what movie?
remember in RoadTrip when they were at a diner and Horatio Sanz was really nice to them but did the worst stuff to their food?
- gruntt0
i once bought a dead parakete with it's head taped on...
kona I want a refund.
- -leah-0
haha grunt reminded me of the dead paront skit from monty python:
C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
(pause)
O: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
C: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
O: No no! 'E's pining!
C: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
- Tara0
when i was at college and i used to get stoned with friends everytime we went out we would see midgets (they were actually there) it really started to freak us out after awhile
- wendell0
i know it. the appartment cross over direct from me.ca.1998some real serios party atmosfere in it, on every weeknd night!!like a stem they were coming , we as students when at art school sit and see in at the neighbors of us then.my god! accurately this a man coming a round in his salon naked to the music of t.rex white sawn and we are seeing all this!! we are talking about maybe he is like frank boot!!!thinking he is soon to stop, the girl he was toghether with was out off shot. so-oom many dope and alkohol!! then SHE has the OTHER man licking at her in a cask?(tracht??) and chain on her. s&m as the naked trex man begins to put his hand long up in the ass of him. we were feeling so-oo dirty(but hysterics to see) to see that. not so-oo much like blue velvet or a vampyr movie more often than not advokat kokain crazy sex games in the big city.hheheh. that is then near to love in the way of slavesX3 fun to see the three in the fruit market on the day after it. wound in the ass ithink that. keeeeseeeeeeeeeeeeee. take out!
- gruntt0
leah - Monty Python rocks.
- k0na_an0k0
no. that was not from a movie. that really happened.
another time we were at this party that the godfather was throwing and my buddie got totally shit faced. his name was stank the tank. anyways, snoop dogg and his posse were preforming and my buddy gets up on stage and yells "WERE GOING STREAKING" and this dude from snoops posse was all like wtf. And my buddy was like "you can come to... and bring your hat." So he then takes off running... BY HIMSELF down the street. His wife and her friends drove by soon after and saw him running nekkid. GOd that was funny.
- wendell0
Thomas (Doc) Ophelders
- -sputnik-0
hahahaha wendell that was hysterical
never really a good day til wendell posts.
- gruntt0
kona - what kinda cold meds are you taking? i would like to buy some.
- grayhood0
kona is IN the television
(said like owen wilson from zoolander)
- brandelec0
*zoolander accent
oh snap, it was a joke!
- k0na_an0k0
kona - what kinda cold meds are you taking? i would like to buy some.
gruntt
(aug 20 04, 08:45)==
theraflu, day quil and ripped fuel.
muuuuahahahahaha!
- k0na_an0k0
OMG! I almost forgot.
Once the Fonz was like "eeehhhhyyy" and I was like "eeeehhhyyy" and he was like "hey, that's my line" and the crowd laughed and I was like "fuck you" and there was dead silence. That was my last day of filming on site of Happy Days.
- grayhood0
haha this is great kona is wasted.
- mrming0
My mate (let's call him Brian) was staying in caravan with his folks one time and the toilets were miles away so he had got into the habit of opening the door in the middle of the night and pissing out the door. One after a rake of pints he woke up needing a piss, walked over, opened the door and started pissing. Next thing he heard this voice, "Brian! ... BRIAN! ... YOU'RE FUCKING PISSING ON ME!". His Dad was asleep in the bunk next to the door and Brian was so pissed that he was facing the wrong way by ninety degrees. So instead of pissing safely out the door he had pissed all over his own father's head.
- raybolger20
are you sure you didn't see that clown incident after you ingested the cold medicine and ephedra?
well one of the many crazy things I've seen in the Tenderloin of S.F....this guy was so wacked out of his mind he thought he was swimming down the sidewalk-doing breast strokes and switching to backstrokes-pretty ridiculous
- Grovesie0
I once saw a littel dog sniffing a big dogs ass. The big dog then did a shit on the little dogs head.
F*ck me, that were furnee
- ricstultz0
I like listening to Kona all fucked up on over the counter meds.
Take more Kona, chase it with a fifth of Vodka..... then come back....
A strapping young lad like yourself will have no problem....
whats that? lethal?
Nawwwwwwww :0
- iDp0
When my little sister jumped out of a closet, scared the shit out of me, and then while laughing she farted really loud. The funny part was when she did the exact same thing a week later.