Funniest thing ever.
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i almost crashed MY car when i heard this story come from my buddy's mouth as I was driving on the highway.
He was at this club one night and some sexy broad comes up to him and grabs him by the belt and leads him onto the dance floor, looking at him real seductive-like. so once he gets out the she pushes him away from her and points at him and laughs with all her friends. So he was like "what the fuck?" and he gets all mad, so he sniffs and coughs and there was this huge loogie in his mouth so he just wound up and spat it at her. It ricocheted off her chin and landed on her shoulder. She was like "AAAHHH!!! GROSS!" and her friends were disgusted and started wiping it off her with their tissues n shit. So anyways my buddy still wasn't satisfied so he reached into his pocket and found a quarter and flicked it at her, hitting her square in the forehead, flips her the bird and says "fuck you, bitch" and walks away.
When he told me this story i was laughing for like 10 minutes and almost crashed in the middle of the highway. Pure immature jokes.