Funniest thing ever.
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i have a friend who pisses all the time when he's drunk and passed out. he went on his dorm room chair and tried to flush but couldn't find anything and then i think he just collapsed and fell back asleep with his fly open, next to the wet chair.
and another time in high school, we were all going to sleep at a new years party at a friend's house. i was talking to a girl i liked all thru hs and my friend just gets up from his sleeping bag and comes over and starts to pee on the girl. we stopped him from doing any major damage. he fell back asleep.
back again in college, he did the same thing of peeing on the chair except it trickled down to the bag of a friend who was visiting our school. the next morning she found her bag completely wet. she picked up her socks and said they're all wet. i think she thought it was just beer that stilled into her bag.
this is a reoccuring theme with him as these thing always happen. we have grown to live with his problem.