Funniest thing ever.
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- k0na_an0k0
kona - what kinda cold meds are you taking? i would like to buy some.
gruntt
(aug 20 04, 08:45)==
theraflu, day quil and ripped fuel.
muuuuahahahahaha!
- k0na_an0k0
OMG! I almost forgot.
Once the Fonz was like "eeehhhhyyy" and I was like "eeeehhhyyy" and he was like "hey, that's my line" and the crowd laughed and I was like "fuck you" and there was dead silence. That was my last day of filming on site of Happy Days.
- grayhood0
haha this is great kona is wasted.
- mrming0
My mate (let's call him Brian) was staying in caravan with his folks one time and the toilets were miles away so he had got into the habit of opening the door in the middle of the night and pissing out the door. One after a rake of pints he woke up needing a piss, walked over, opened the door and started pissing. Next thing he heard this voice, "Brian! ... BRIAN! ... YOU'RE FUCKING PISSING ON ME!". His Dad was asleep in the bunk next to the door and Brian was so pissed that he was facing the wrong way by ninety degrees. So instead of pissing safely out the door he had pissed all over his own father's head.
- raybolger20
are you sure you didn't see that clown incident after you ingested the cold medicine and ephedra?
well one of the many crazy things I've seen in the Tenderloin of S.F....this guy was so wacked out of his mind he thought he was swimming down the sidewalk-doing breast strokes and switching to backstrokes-pretty ridiculous
- k0na_an0k0
Ok. Real story.
A few years ago 4 of us go to Vegas and wind up staying at the NY NY hotel. We're there for 5 days which is ENTIRLY too long of a time to be in Vegas. Anyways, by day 4 my body and mind had just about enough so me and a buddy decide to crash for a few hours before we go out. I'm in one bed and he's in another.
Some time later we hear a loud thump in the hallway that woke us up. The next thing we know is this person bursts into our room, the door slams agains the wall and starts to run in. It was dark and all the lights were off so we couldn't see who it was, only that it had a lot of hair. Freaked out and thinking we're going to die we instantly jump on the guy. My buddy got their first and got in a good solid punch before I got there and started to wail away. Then the guy started screaming... like a girl. Well... it WAS a girl. It all happened so fast we didn't realize it was a hooker my buddy had picked up and they were coming back to the room for the action. Well, in the time it took her to bust into the room throwing the door against the wall we managed to get in a few good licks before we realized what had happened. Furious she starts yelling and throwing stuff around the room. Then runs out saying how her pimp is going to kill us. The door slams and we all stand there for a second then burst out into laughter. 5 years later we still laugh about that everytime we get together. Ah... the day we beat up a hooker.
- Grovesie0
I once saw a littel dog sniffing a big dogs ass. The big dog then did a shit on the little dogs head.
F*ck me, that were furnee
- seangetti0
hmm the finniest thing ever eh...?
This drunk broad shit her self and this washroom at this house party...I tried to take pictures and her boyfriend tried to fight me...lol
It was also grosss...
- brandelec0
holy shit kona! if something hairy ran into my room i would've gone ape shit like that too!
- ricstultz0
I like listening to Kona all fucked up on over the counter meds.
Take more Kona, chase it with a fifth of Vodka..... then come back....
A strapping young lad like yourself will have no problem....
whats that? lethal?
Nawwwwwwww :0
- iDp0
When my little sister jumped out of a closet, scared the shit out of me, and then while laughing she farted really loud. The funny part was when she did the exact same thing a week later.
- ross0
remember the "my other face has a moustace" shirt concept... that was the funniest.
- ricstultz0
Grovesie, now thats funny. :)
- grayhood0
... and i was that hooker.
- aesthetics0
wouldnt say its funniest ever. but what really cracked me up recently its teh singapore idol. i'll post some clips if possible. i was rofl with all those 'talents' we had.
- tara|gee0
my toofpaste thread getting deleted!!!!!!
- speed_d0
that reminds me of a piss story...
after a long night of "asshole" a bunch of us passed out at a buddies apartment. We woke up when he starting yelling at his friend to stop pissing in his closet... all over his clothes and shit... f'n funny... best part was we got some of it on tape...
- lhd0
While in San Fran.. I was on my way to work in a Taxi and stopped at a red light on a decline. Going up the hill there were these 2 very overweight balding guys going up the same road we were on in a yellow dunebuggy. As the hill got steeper the buggy slowed down more and more to a stop. Both fatties were trying with all their fatiness to get up the hill without getting out, because they knew if they got out they may roll down the road. So one sweaty hog got out and started pushing. It was bloody hilarious!
Guess you had to be there.
-clink'
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha. that's good.
But it still doesn't beat seeing a circus clown get beat to death by a midget with a pillow case filled with hammers.