as drunk as a lord
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- r_gaberz0
I once won 10 euro for drinking a bottle of redwine ex.
I never tried that with harder stuff. Once saw a tv report about a kid who tried this with vodka and died immediatly.
- ********0
I never understood the Ad Fundum thing. Its tasteless and makes you sick.
There are better things to get you exported in no time.
- nessdog0
I once came out of a club when i was at uni and fell backwards into the road. my flatmate couldn't move me, so the bouncer offered to give us a ride home in his 2 seater Jeep thing. So, there were 3 of us in this 2 seater vehicle, when the police started following us. Then the police car pulled up alongside us at some traffic lights... just in time to see me puke out of the window.
It would've been embarrassing, but i was way too pissed to give a shit. Luckily the police were ok and just made me get out of the car and walk home.Another time i was completely off it at a party and fell asleep in their bathroom in a pile of someone elses puke.
lovely.
- nessdog0
also... i got run over when i was drunk and the car drove off. hit and run stylee. my vision was so bad that i couldn't see anything and just crossed the road without looking. what a fool.
- ********0
some drunk evening I stole a bicycle near the church where I live. It had these bagsn on both sides.
Morning after I searched those bags, a leopardprint umbrella, some paparazzi magazines, reading glasses, some fresh-from the-market vegetables and a grannie raincoat... shit.
Dumped it all at a clothes-recyclecontainer... ate the vegetables though.
- ********0
when i was in 10th grade i was known as toilet seat hugger. That came from while vomiting into white vortex, i was like head on the porcalain, toiletseat around my neck and hands over it.
- idsgn0
a few years ago i hit the pub with a friend around 5 to pre drink for a party happening that aft. get pretty sloshed and make our way to the liqour store. buy piles of liqour and head to this party and drink it all fairly quick. go back to get more and continue to drink this even more quick. by this time im completed smashed and know it, start feeling a bit ill so i figure its time for me to walk home, about an hours trek.
make my exit from the party. dont remember much after this point other than being by a river somewhere, which is weird because i lived downtown not really near any rivers. the next thing i remember is being awakened by the sprinkler system as i slept in a park. scrambled out of the park soaking wet, got my bearings and went home to bed. got home at about 5am.
talk to my friends the next day, turns out i left the party at 10pm. and have no idea what happened between then and waking up in the park. walking down the street i see this cute art school girl who comes up to me and starts talking to me and knows my name and was asking if i had a good time last nite. never seen her face before in my life. too this day i never figured it out.
- ********0
this thread is making me queasy.
- grayhood0
if you're gonna spew, spew in this.
*hands supes a paper cup.
- chach0
*crushes paper cup on forehead and continues to drink