as drunk as a lord
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- solmo
Tell me your shocking stories. I tell you mine.
- solmo0
Cmon Dita I bet you got more!
- solmo0
Ok I start.
Went downtown with my two mates. Played percusion on a wastebasket for half an hour on a verry bussy square. On our way back in the tram my mates, totaly wasted, ripped my pants. I was laying on the ground laughing with everyone looking at me. Back home in a small bar my mates forced me to crawl over the bar, my pants by then teared appart.
Man I was drunk that evening. But I could remember everything...
Ha!
- JazX0
From booze. Ughh, I ended up in jail many a times. Localized African community jails too, which can be quit scary for a brief moment or two. hahahaa
- tara|gee0
red bull+vodka=me wasted running home and falling everywhere along the way - then finally passing out where2 strangers had to carry me home THEN the next night i was out and they were in th e bar & came up to me "hey remeber us? " LOL
another time i was getting into a water taxi and fell in!!!
- motokiss0
Man where to begin, ok heres one...
so me and my roommates from first year college went out to meet all the first years in the college at the school pub on the sunday before school started. So a few beers later i find my self doing the humpy hump on the dance floor(great song when wasted) and well i went upto this girl and i asked her to marry me and i was being all cheese and what not. So anyways kinda like the Tara story i end up goin to class the next day just right hung over and i look around and there sitting at the back the girl i had asked to marry me. Now that is how i remember my very first day of college but the funny thing is where friends now so its cool:P
- sexypixel0
after a good few wiskeys i got thrown out of a stadium for throwing a hotdog into the crowd, then on the way home i had a fist fight with my best mate, vaguely remember climbing onto the roof of a shopping center, then being chased by security, i cant remember anyting after that but woke up in a park 10 miles from where i live with one shoe on and one of the sleeves of my shirt torn off.
It was a long walk home.
- neoneo0
When I was 21 I went out drinking with my best friend we were pretty drunk. On the way we we got jumped by five guys in a van.Took our money and beat the hell out of us.We got home to my friends house and his dad heard us come in.What the hell happened to you to.We told him what had happened.His dad told us to get in his car and he drove around looking for the van.About half hour later we found them. Sean's dad told them to be real men and meet us in the park up the road.Within minutes we were all in the park I was scared to hell.Sean's dad told them to fight like men and have us two on two.While Sean's dad watched we beat the five of them.Sean got home with a broken rib.I luckily did'nt brake anything but I was sore for about a month.We really took a beating that night.
- PIXELRANGER0
I've never had a drink in my life.
No bullshit there.
But I've got some funny stories about my buddies..but thats not what you're asking for :(
- solmo0
Haha thats a good one sexypixel
- pocho0
1. splitting a bottle of Welsh whiskey with a departing friend...waking up at my house 8 miles away in my underwear, with my pants in the neighbors yard. not sure how i got home.
2. drinking Sangria all day and night in PortBou, Spain, then getting in a fistfight/rassle with a local guy while his buddy took pictures with MY digital camera. we were friends again the next day.
- solmo0
Ok, another one.
Me sitting in the back of my friends car. My friend who's behind the wheel has his chair in sleeping position, his foot on the gas. My friend who's sitting next to him steering. Driving over the highway.
Scary, dangerous, but a great story to tell.
- vena0
jello shots had a habit of inspiring group sex in communal showers for me in college...
way to get a reputation, though :/
- tomkat0
believe ot or not, i also never drank excessively.. never liked it.
i could tell you a lot of stoned stories, but ...
most of them end up with falling asleep in strange places..
- BXCAR0
One night in Toulouse, drinking with the boys we ended up in this Mexican Take away.... so hungry. Lethally drunk I had some shots of I dont know what anymore, it wasnt Tequila but comparable.
I woke up in the hospital.
Dislocated shoulder, two bruised ribs, bruises scratches, indications of a fight, my hands full of cactusspikes, no wallet, no cellphone anymore my 2 other mates even in a more bad shape than I was, nobody knew what happened. Didnt go back to that place though
- solmo0
Thats a heavy story boxcar
- BXCAR0
Drinking = problems
- unknown0
I think I've told a story here a time or two about puking all over a wall and carpet and cleaning it up with my white undershirt and stuffing the puke soaked shirt in a cowboy boot in a closet.
Wasn't my house.
- slag_you_off0
so many...
- moth0
So many too. Before I had my drinking finely tuned, I had;
- Stolen my friends cap, who was giving chase. Jumped over the central reservation of a busy dual carriageway and landed to a sicking "crack". That was my leg.
- Hit a litre of vodka and a quart of (quantro?spel?)... Went to pub. Remember nothing but waking up (in my bed) in my own vomit and finding dried blood all over my face and down my top.
- Woke up a two tonne ugly chick with more tattoos than a Pompy Sailor...
- Dita0
okay! Heres one of many.
Where I am from we have this drink called Jellybean which is all the white spirits in the bar with cider and blackcurrent juice. Very cheap and very nasty stuff - anyway I had a few to many and ended up in the toliet speak to god on the big white phone! I eventually convinced myself I was puking up bloody and started panicking until my friend informed me it was actually jellybean I was thowing up. :)