as drunk as a lord
as drunk as a lord
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- nessdog0
I once came out of a club when i was at uni and fell backwards into the road. my flatmate couldn't move me, so the bouncer offered to give us a ride home in his 2 seater Jeep thing. So, there were 3 of us in this 2 seater vehicle, when the police started following us. Then the police car pulled up alongside us at some traffic lights... just in time to see me puke out of the window.
It would've been embarrassing, but i was way too pissed to give a shit. Luckily the police were ok and just made me get out of the car and walk home.Another time i was completely off it at a party and fell asleep in their bathroom in a pile of someone elses puke.
lovely.