as drunk as a lord
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- JazX0
as clunk as a droid
- neoneo0
When I was 21 I went out drinking with my best friend we were pretty drunk. On the way we we got jumped by five guys in a van.Took our money and beat the hell out of us.We got home to my friends house and his dad heard us come in.What the hell happened to you to.We told him what had happened.His dad told us to get in his car and he drove around looking for the van.About half hour later we found them. Sean's dad told them to be real men and meet us in the park up the road.Within minutes we were all in the park I was scared to hell.Sean's dad told them to fight like men and have us two on two.While Sean's dad watched we beat the five of them.Sean got home with a broken rib.I luckily did'nt brake anything but I was sore for about a month.We really took a beating that night.
- PIXELRANGER0
I've never had a drink in my life.
No bullshit there.
But I've got some funny stories about my buddies..but thats not what you're asking for :(
- solmo0
Haha thats a good one sexypixel
- grayhood0
at a bar in NJ i was talked into getting on stage in-between cover band sets to free style rap (poorly). apparently i offended some people in the audience b/c about ten min later on the dance floor a fat ass stepped on my ankle and broke it. i now have a metal plate and six screws as a souvenir.
oh, and i didn't leave the bar right away either, i played a game of pool hopping around on one foot, had a few more drinks, slept at my friends place, drove an hour home the next day using only my left foot, watched a movie, then, finally realizing it wasn't getting any better i got a ride to the hospital.
- solmo0
Cmon Dita I bet you got more!
- solmo0
Ok I start.
Went downtown with my two mates. Played percusion on a wastebasket for half an hour on a verry bussy square. On our way back in the tram my mates, totaly wasted, ripped my pants. I was laying on the ground laughing with everyone looking at me. Back home in a small bar my mates forced me to crawl over the bar, my pants by then teared appart.
Man I was drunk that evening. But I could remember everything...
Ha!
- pocho0
1. splitting a bottle of Welsh whiskey with a departing friend...waking up at my house 8 miles away in my underwear, with my pants in the neighbors yard. not sure how i got home.
2. drinking Sangria all day and night in PortBou, Spain, then getting in a fistfight/rassle with a local guy while his buddy took pictures with MY digital camera. we were friends again the next day.
- solmo0
Ok, another one.
Me sitting in the back of my friends car. My friend who's behind the wheel has his chair in sleeping position, his foot on the gas. My friend who's sitting next to him steering. Driving over the highway.
Scary, dangerous, but a great story to tell.
- BXCAR0
last one as im waiting for a massive print to roll out.
my birthday this year.
had too much booze and decided to stay over at a friends house who runs a papershop.
after burning my mouth with hot pizza (happens always when I'm drunk) we got home and I said to Sven iI wasnt feeling very good and was going to stay awake.
Didnt fancy spraying Svens refurbished house. He went to sleep. After fifteen minutes i fugured out to catch the first train to Brussels. When I tried to open the frontdoor (of the shop) it seemed close with the key in Svens pocket, couldnt wake him up...after that > BLANK
Sven woke me up as I had fallen asleep in the shopwindow in between the nice etalagestuff. Its a very busy street and could see lots of grinning faces. What a laugh?! Everytime now I have to hear the story.
- vena0
jello shots had a habit of inspiring group sex in communal showers for me in college...
way to get a reputation, though :/
- JazX0
ha hahaa BXCAR, burning your house down is no good bro
- tomkat0
believe ot or not, i also never drank excessively.. never liked it.
i could tell you a lot of stoned stories, but ...
most of them end up with falling asleep in strange places..
- BXCAR0
One night in Toulouse, drinking with the boys we ended up in this Mexican Take away.... so hungry. Lethally drunk I had some shots of I dont know what anymore, it wasnt Tequila but comparable.
I woke up in the hospital.
Dislocated shoulder, two bruised ribs, bruises scratches, indications of a fight, my hands full of cactusspikes, no wallet, no cellphone anymore my 2 other mates even in a more bad shape than I was, nobody knew what happened. Didnt go back to that place though
- solmo0
Thats a heavy story boxcar
- chach0
*crushes paper cup on forehead and continues to drink
- BXCAR0
Drinking = problems
- JazX0
From booze. Ughh, I ended up in jail many a times. Localized African community jails too, which can be quit scary for a brief moment or two. hahahaa
- tara|gee0
red bull+vodka=me wasted running home and falling everywhere along the way - then finally passing out where2 strangers had to carry me home THEN the next night i was out and they were in th e bar & came up to me "hey remeber us? " LOL
another time i was getting into a water taxi and fell in!!!
- supes0
partying at the Carnavale in Venice on study abroad. had to help one friend home who could no longer walk. at all. she had puked in a canal, in a bar, and looked ready to puke again. us three girls struggled home and had to go through one dorm room to put her in bed. woke a hosuemate on our way through, but friend was struggling/puking/falling over so didnt notice much.
the next day my other friend (not the drunk) asked if I had seen, by any chance, our 2 housemates having sex when we walked throught the room. uh, no, I didnt se that. she didnt believe me, that I didnt even see what was goin on. ew