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- docpoz6
I feel better about qbn after qbn drinks now that I've confirmed that qbn isn't one moderator trolling creatives with 20 diff troll accounts.
- MrT1
- detritus0
Top Tip: If you run adwords for your own small concern, you can trim a load of the useless cruft (stupid enquiries, useless enquiries, aimless enquires, cheap enquiries, all of the above at once enquiries) by setting a day-time schedule (eg. 8am - 7pm) and reducing the amount you are willing to pay for clicks from mobiles.
Thinking about it, logically - the absolute last customer type I want are idle evening mobile browsers.
Conversely, if you have a retail site selling chintzy crap to idiots - dial up the amount you're willing to spend on ads in the evening, to mobile users.
*grumbles*
- detritus1
- Did he have a MASSIVE backpack on? He did the couple of times I've seen him out and about.Hayzilla
- No. He was his usual unshaven, slightly blobby, utterly unconcerned self. I figured a sudden kick in the arse in the sausage roll aisle in Sainsbury's mightdetritus
- ...have warranted a mention in his next series.detritus
- detritus-3
I just found what appears to be a baggy of coke and two baggies of what I assume must be e or amphetamine of some sort.
If only I gave a shit about those sorts of things any more.
Why couldn't it've been a crisp £50 note or some nice Darjeeling?
Now all I can do is get some citric acid from home and mix it in, then put it back in the bogs for some other poor cunt to find.
- It's not like I can put it in the Lost & Found, ffs.detritus
- prob. there is somebody interested on it in your neighborhood and you can sell it to him, for emmm, 45 pounds?OBBTKN
- heh, probably, but i'm done selling drugs :)detritus
- Then don't sell. Trade. Jkbezoar
- put it away for a special dayinteliboy
- Stewart Lee's?Hayzilla
- trade for some darjeeling?mugwart
- Let me translate — HEY GUYS, I USED TO DO DRUGS BUT NOW I DON'T COS NOW TEA IS WAY COOLER. LOL @SAD DRUGGIES.robthelad
- Aw, bless you've got me all worked out, haven't you? There are kids around here = no drugs allowed = cutting with citric acid and returning would be fundetritus
- You smarting because I compared Sunderland to a lifeless comet the other day? haha.detritus
- Owner found and ticked off, drugs returned. GF likely to be pissed off - her eyes lit up when I told her last night what I'd found... .detritus
- I haven't seen your post, and Comet closed down years ago ;)robthelad
- docpoz1
I'm using the new GMail now with the "android" skin and it's an improvement from the old one but the compose button is still hideously floating omnipresent over the design. whatevssss
- sarahfailin1
do we have a thread for random design questions perhaps not worthy of their own thread? a google search says "nay"
- docpoz0
Starting some new productions. Getting actors together for a troupe. Woot!
- bulletfactory3
It finally feels like spring in NYC!
- I spent the day at the NY Botanical Gardens in the Bronx, and it was glorious.monospaced
- We know. We were following you ;)microkorg
- it's hot in my apartment now :/ not happynotype
- mort_0
I never really made the connection before but do you think it's intentional that the word "intentional" also contains the words "intent" and "ional"?
- I dunno,
Are you high?hans_glib - that's intentsMrT
- what about HIS-story? You know who's storyHayoth
- HER-itage.
my god this is stupid...pango - and slang is short for short languageset
- your ional intent is showingGnash
- They call em fingers but I never seen em fing!Hayzilla
- What's shlong short for? I mean, mine isn't, *ahem*, but what's it short for?detritus
- shlongestset
- ID. "I is short of "I" and "D" is short for "Dentification"DRIFTMONKEY
- lolset
- I dunno,
- shellie3
Took a late night walk in New York City tonight. I love when there's no people or cars in the streets downtown. I walked all over chinatown and the lower east side. Threw QBN stickers up along the way. Pics pending.
- NEED MORE SLAPS.. CAN I HAZ?autoflavour
- i need some stickerzpockets
- Im going to look for them next week!ArmandoEstrada
- detritus1
I've just found my old Palm Pilot.. but [obviously] the charge is long-since gone and there's no sign of the dock.
I'd love to see what very old stuff I have on there still - what my Dope Wars high score was and whatever basic doodles I had.. was there a simple x frame animation program?
I'll never know.
Sad :(
- docpoz1
I was in no mood to watch Avengers due to superhero movie exhaustion and even read spoiler reviews with full apathy.
Last night I saw it and really have to hand it to the Russos. This is the greatest pop culture epic since The Empire Strikes Back.
Well done.
- pockets5
got a uber home yesterday and i selected pool... ended up riding with this cute girl who lives about 10min away from me.. ended up talking about how she went and saw the avenger movie alone and how her car is in the shop.. she was playing with her snapchat and i almost asked her for her username to keep in contact but i pussed out.. i bet i would have been seen as a creepier for asking...
regrets
- even more creepy i remember where she lives -_-pockets
- Would not have been creeper to ask. Life is random and you have to live in the moment. Even a casual IG thing is okdocpoz
- not creepy for asking. creepy would be walking the few blocks to her place and sticking your mail in her box and waiting for her to return them to you.futurefood
- puss!pango
- lol@futurepockets
- what everyone says above! You snooze you loose!mugwart
- future ftwdocpoz
- docpoz-13
I've been trolling Bumble lately and this one profile started trolling me with incest related banter. Safe to say she/he was either into it or trying to shock me...
Anywhoo, she started giving me ultimatums like you either fuck your parents in a threeway once or you have to let them have sex in front of you for the rest of your life.
I answered that I'd do the deed once to get outta purgatory. Then, it was my turn up so I dropped:
"Eitther fuck a family member or have to fuck a willing dog."She said the dog, so if she was into the taboos she definitely prefers the pooch.
She blocked me soon after.
- HijoDMaite1
Serious question. Why is the gay lisp a thing?
- It is?detritus
- https://www.youtube.…Gnash
- good doc. saw it few years back at Hot Docs fest.Gnash
- It's not a gay lisp, it's a lisp. Almost none of the gays I know have it, while I've known two straights with it.i_monk
- Then what’s with the talking kinda like teenage girls thing?monospaced
- because low-poly attention whores need stupid made-up things to feel special?sted
- What do you mean by "a thing"?notype
- I’ve noticed among the gay people I know that a significant percentage have adopted a cultural style of speaking, while others have not. It’s a thing I guess.monospaced
- got an experts opinion on this:
It's a thing, and it's sexy. But guys grow out of it, as they get older.sted - being gay is de-individualzing. you lose all your personality traits in order to adopt a template of gay voice and gestures.drgs
- gay people converge into one organism, like antsdrgs
- You could say the same thing about straight people and it would be an equally retarded generalisation.set
- I don’t think anyone is generalizing, just noticing something that is a thing in many cases. Of course straight people have localized dialects too.monospaced
- I was talking to drgs and his odd comment.set
- I and monospaced are saying the same thing.
https://en.wikipedia…drgs - All I know is... if you spend enough time on qbn, you photoshop set’s face onto something.imbecile
- Are you guys talking about 'camp minciness'? 'Cos some girls and women do that shit too, and death to all of them.detritus
- Gay honey badger doesn't care
https://www.youtube.…soundofreason - Didn't know we have so many gay expert here. So they...pango
- Yeah. Maybe that’s it. Some go so far it almost resembles a lisp, but it’s really just an annoying drawn out S sound.monospaced
- #stayclassyqbnjaylarson
- Fucking listen to yourselves. All we need is robo to make a trans joke and we have QBN bingo.face_melter
- ... bc wiki is always a good source of truth. GTFOnotype
- lol @ face :)fadein11
- would this still be called 'mansplaining'?Gnash
- As the only gay in the QBN village (no lisp, not camp) I think it is largely a learned affectation, list most speech patterns and behaviours.i_monk
- There are also pervasive gay stereotypes that are fiercely (in both senses) defended by gays who embody them, to the point that gays who do not are likely to bei_monk
- called straight-acting, self-hating, or some other insult for failure to conform.i_monk
- Conforming by not confirming in the same way. Funny.pango
- *confirmingpango
- Damn it * conformingpango
- I’ve only known 1 gay man with a lisp in my 40 yrs and i consider myself “in community”, don’t believe the hype. I’ve known a few (very) straight dudes with anotype
- lisp (likely just called a speech impediment for them)notype
- notype2
Is funding humanity (humans?) going to space a philanthropic endeavor?
Is this a dumb questine?
- yes
alwayssted - https://www.cnbc.com…notype
- Probablydocpoz
- Biggest waste of time/money ever. Life on this planet will be long gone before we get to a place where we can colonise other solar systems.Hayzilla
- yes