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Just signed up to take the MSF (motorcycle safety course) next month. Had a litte RM80 for a short while 20+ years ago, but haven't touched anything but a bicycle since.
Nervous and excited to try it out. Not sure what inspired me to get into it exactly, but I've watched a freakin' million youtube vids on bikes over the past week or so. Probably get a Hayabusa as my first bike (jk!).
- ah! that's suze you key...I was wtf is that hay abusa you fucking pervert...you'll need good hands for that. be careful!********
- ah...that was a joke...********
- get on it section!
#upontwoimbecile - pro tip: wear earplugs!dorf
- pro tip: loud pipes helps the blind spotmoldero
- not too loud fag (southpark reference)
wear a helmetimbecile - Get a sportster :)
Great bike to start, or to enjoy even when experienced. And Tons of aftermarket parts to make it yoursdyspl - Tip: Watch a lot of crash videos on YouTube before you start. It'll make you safer.********
- ah! that's suze you key...I was wtf is that hay abusa you fucking pervert...you'll need good hands for that. be careful!
- sted1
Automatic doors open faster if you spring at them, for fire safety reasons.
- it's actually fun, try it outsted
- hahaha! no!********
- you can kick them openmoldero
- http://www.comedycen…Gnash
- Bennn-3
i bought a
- First time I saw these, this is all I could think of: (:42–1:12) https://www.youtube.…DRIFTMONKEY
- i have my daughters hand me downsmoldero
- i got myself one https://www.instagra…pinkfloyd
- Why Ben... why?pango
- the end of bensted
- so wait ... you paid for this but won't pay for Adobe CC? ;)monospaced
- lol monofadein11
- fidgets like noone.fadein11
- Gnash4
Went to go get some cash at a bank machine tonight and there was $100 just sitting in the slot with nobody around.
Thank you money snek!
- Money snake!!!pango
- Lol at bank machineHayoth
- lolmoldero
- @Gnash so did you go inside the bank to turn it in? and let them know the time you found it so they can look up the last person who used the "bank machine?"Krassy
- Bank machine is what they're called kanada :)Gnash
- (and i was just trolling Busterboy from the 'punches" thread)Gnash
- ah, OK. I haven't checked the punches threadKrassy
- Bastard...here's my mailing address.
100 Fuck You
Assholville
:)BusterBoy - :DGnash
- pango8
Met a Mexican girl with huuuge tits. She was telling me a story when she was riding a horse and because she doesn't wear bra, her tits were constantly hitting her face. The best part was she was reinacting it with her tits. Lol
that was the only thing she said and I remembered.
- lolmoldero
- lol love how the story startspinkfloyd
- all stories should start thus wayGnash
- this* ughGnash
- or, thusly*Gnash
- lol. did you comment on them or did she just randomly start talking about her tits?scarabin
- pics (and video) or it didn't happen.chukkaphob
- aaaand??drgs
- we were talking about horse riding. cuz i'm an elitist like that!pango
- sounds like she was hitting on youdrgs
- sounds like she was hitting herself in the face with her big floppiesGnash
- hahaSimonFFM
- what Gnash saidmonospaced
- 'huh I didn't get it, so how exactly did it happen again??!'mekk
- how big we talking, Pango? link to a comparison in the Boob of the Day thread. LOLchukkaphob
- found her: http://www.qbn.com/r…chukkaphob
- In the face? Goodness, they have to be astronomical for that right.Hayzilla
- We were just talking about her live in Mexico.
I think I love Mexico now.pango - Right now in my head Mexico is the place full of girls riding horses with out bra.pango
- Please, describe them titties in more detail.
I will be on the lookout for them this weekend.VectorMasked
- drgs0
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- imbecile0
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- Hayzilla0
I know it's been on here a bunch of times. Sorry, I will bookmark this time for sure.
Looking for the copywriters website that has a slidable scale of hard/soft sell.
- http://getcoleman.co…sted
- Bless You xHayzilla
- lol that's greatscarabin_net
- chukkaphob0
Can someone please explain why this crap has 2.5 billion plays???? Is this what humans really like???
- it's really weird that it pops up on my recommendation list from time to time. and i never played this shit, i'm not even listening to something close to this.sted
- https://www.youtube.…spl33nidoru
- it's so fucking terriblechukkaphob
- spl33nidoru you're lucky because I always open these side-note links in incognito mode.sted
- People like dancin********
- @nb to shite music???chukkaphob
- at first i hated it, then i was hanging with my cousins for bachelor party and wedding, and they had it on repeat...it is kinda catchy..BabySnakes
- The plastic hip hop shite is absolutely rotten. It's this generation's Macarena.face_melter
- Bennn9
set you are a meme! You've unlocked an important Achievement on the internet! :]
You can now ad this to your resume. And when you meet new people you can tell 'em "oh, and I'm a meme on the web. Look for it"
- its possible you hear people whispering in your back "i think he's a meme"Bennn
- In his back, eh? if that's the case, less meme more like "I think I just came".detritus
- it has been the highlight of QBN this year.fadein11
- he will sue us all over copyright issuespinkfloyd
- @pinkfloyd neh he knows that we all love him. why would any of us take time to do these things?sted
- Who purse trophy in an empty room?Hayoth
- that is a very sad looking room, hayoth,Gnash
- yurimon-13
Whats it been? like 10 years?
- with this account? nah, about 6 monthsmoldero
- face first into the unicleusdetritus
- wait, is this yurimon from canada? no what was the name of that guy?********
- http://i.imgur.com/d…moldero
- not long enoughscarabin_net
- No canada, I was being Trollombo. you know Colombo? the detective?yurimon
- but trolling.yurimon
- hahaha...good one. there's still too much hate around from the righteous members.********
- yo oey take a step back on this, you don't know nothing about Krukover.sted
- *anythingsted
- wow sted...********
- Question is what does krukover know about James Blonde?yurimon
- oey sup?sted
- sted knows what's upmoldero
- it's ok yuri, the death of your anonymity will not affect our love for you.moldero
- oh hey omgmonospaced
- hey mono.********
- more like 9 hours since you
logged in as son.utopian - So which other troll user name did you get bored of, before logging back into this one?Continuity
- https://www.youtube.…fadein11
- http://www.qbn.com/S…moldero
- ********3
good night QBN, sleep well.
- Squiddy-9
QBN, you guys crack me up. It was a good friday
- Bennn2
What a bad idea.. i spend like 6 hours reading Wiki about famous plane crashes. I hate flying already. Bad idea.
- six hours? you don't have a life?********
- Airplane wings are glued on to allow flexibility while flying and reduce stress on the main fuselage. Remember that. The wings are glued on.face_melter
- https://static.giant…pango
- glue has more surface area contact than rivetsimbecile
- Its traumatizingBennn
- And Drumpf want to eliminate the FAA because he never has flown on a commercial flight...fucking asshat!utopian
- oey I could easily spend 8 hours on wiki or other media.. and I am like a sponge.sureshot
- I used to watch Aircrash Investigation ..that shit made never wanna fly again lolsureshot
- still the safest way to travel~!pango
- i know but place crashes are so dramaticBennn
- Don't watch mayday then. It always comes down to a bolt that was 1/16 of an inch too small. Happy flying!_niko
- Being on a paved road is far more dangerous********
- six hours? you don't have a life?
- sureshot2
I think I have food poisoning. See you on the other side.
- don't say silly stuff dude. stop eating sausages. maybe it's not poisoning, just s sausage stuck in your throat.********
- flush that shit out with lots of electrolytes, it's what plants cravemoldero
- just woke up..puked 1like a 1000 times..feel better now. its 9 in the morning so I slept a long time. No more sausages. Vegan maybe.sureshot
- just kidding of course.sureshot
- that shit suuuucksmoldero
- http://www.sciencedi…drgs
- i've had food poisoning twice in my life, the second time, i liked it. i saw it as a reset opportunity and replenished myself with clean liquids and foods.imbecile
- https://media.giphy.…moldero
- thank god I just got the flu...so netflix etc all day.sureshot
- feel better sureshot, its terrible, hope no fewer and the runs. like above, lots of water and rice and baked potatoes with do you good for a few days.********
- so it wasn't for poisoning? the flu won't make you puke like that, so maybe you got rotavirusmoldero
- don't say silly stuff dude. stop eating sausages. maybe it's not poisoning, just s sausage stuck in your throat.
- Ianbolton-1
I want to go camping with friends and take some decent late night horror stories to listen to around the fire. Anybody got any? Should this be a whole thread?
- the monkeys paweryx
- whenever a read a creepy story online someone mentions a website called copypasta, maybe dig about with that termscarabin
- i think he means creepypasta...
the classics! scary stories to tell in the dark 1-3imbecile - http://www.creepypas…imbecile
- Compound interest on long-term debts, woooohdetritus
- yeah that was itscarabin
- thanksIanbolton
- detritus3
I was at some worthy city festival yesterday and was struck by some words on a sign which instilled within me a dread sense of fear that made my spine run cold and took out all colour from my life for a remorselessly terrifying moment:
"Gluten-free vegan soda bread"
The Horror. The Horror.
- The end is neaOBBTKN
- where was this ;-)?mugwart
- Walfamshtow!detritus
- I shall embark next year!mugwart
- oh, the horror! (marlon brando voice)renderedred
- OBBTKN1
27º on my studio, working in short pants and drinking tonic water with ice... i'm going to work for another hour and go out to burn my skin under this hellish sun
- 27° F or C?
Sorry, running joke with my last blog post. Some dumbass here asked me to put an F next to 72... as if it could be 72C lol.kona - C... it's like 50ºC here, with this humidityOBBTKN
- 27ºC isn't that badsted
- You said 40! It's totally possible to be 40°Fpango
- Ugh, 27 indoors is hellish, stead!Continuity
- *stedContinuity
- 27° F or C?
- imbecile-1
- beautifulmonospaced
- Nice. I visited the site.
$160 is to rich for my blood!Hayzilla - down voted for supporting a fellow old school qbn member? http://i.imgur.com/x…imbecile
