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- pinkfloyd0
You guys ever looked at porn at work? I got my ipad sitting here.
- can you wank at work?pango
- It's hard cause people keep coming in the conference roompinkfloyd
- lolsine
- i think the question you are really asking is do we rub one out at work.. aren't you?autoflavour
- http://www.youtube.c…HAYZ1LLLA
- Yeah I get hard when people come into the conference room, too.iCanHazQBN
- ohhhhhsnap0
anyone here @ https://reading.am ?
- scarabin0
$515 to install a receiver and car alarm system using parts i already bought.
i need to learn how to do this shit myself.
- I should have been a mechanicpinkfloyd
- right? i could be wrong but i imagine this only takes a couple hoursscarabin
- not luck online of other that have done it?BabySnakes
- i guess viper doesn't release installation instructions to "non certified" folks in an effort to make more moneyscarabin
- and make it harder for everyday people to disable it. besides do you have the tools / space?albums
- i have a garage full of tools but i'd be too worried about fucking it up to do it myself. just shocked by the quotescarabin
- i guess it's like design thoughscarabin
- No, design takes thought. Installing something you've installed before is just going through the motions.iCanHazQBN
- bulletfactory0
Went to move the car across the street to make way for the street sweeper this morning and had a flat tire. No big deal - I'm a man. I've changed tires before, though in NYC I don't have a convenient driveway in which to do this. Anyway...
Grab the spare, (never been used) - wait for it....... the spare was flat.fuck me.
- y u no have pump
noobZOOP - nooooo... was it a donut tire or an extra spare? AAA?ohhhhhsnap
- aw shit... been therePonyBoy
- it was a tiny donut. hooked a portable compressor up to my battery and all worked out.bulletfactory
- man of the day********
- I once made a grizzly bear change my tire for me.iCanHazQBN
- y u no have pump
- albums0
utopian, you get that thing i sent you?
- moldero0
no one noticed my spammy affiliate link yet
- i_monk0
It feels like I have popcorn husk in my gum, but I can't see it in the mirror or feel it with my finger, and haven't had popcorn since Sunday.
- here ya go http://whatisandrewm…scarabin
- LOL scarabinohhhhhsnap
- scarabin0
my cat thought it'd be a good idea to sit outside my window this morning meowing for two hours straight while i was trying to sleep. i woke up angry and with a finger in my ear.
- http://netanimations…utopian
- cats have fingers?... oh wait...ohhhhhsnap
- ohhhhhsnap0
i will never understand why ppl go NUTS about the holidays.
- paid vacationmoldero
- madhouse @ the grocery store early this morn.ohhhhhsnap
- I got the same with a shoulder surgery though and it lasted 3 months and i was high as shitmoldero
- i guess moldy/ohhhhhsnap
- gurlzalbums
- They're told it's expected, so they comply.i_monk
- i'm pretty nuts about getting a $615 jacket for only $430 on black friday but the rest of the holiday is pretty irrelevant to mescarabin
- http://i.imgur.com/c…utopian
- scarabin, nice deal... online?ohhhhhsnap
- or are you going to trample someone to get to the goods? hah!ohhhhhsnap
- autoflavour0
in the final stages of putting together a little 12 inch..
Berlin vs Sydney kind of Affair..although strangely enough, none of the Berlin side are actually German..
- moldero0
My neighbors invited a bunch of us Expats in the neighborhood for thanksgiving dinner, as always I was the youngest there, my neighborhood is all retired expats from the US or Canada, 1 dude was an ex CIA dude, I thought that was pretty cool.
- pango0
9pm... still at the office... don't wanna go home yet. Torrent speed is so fast here! lol
- The company you work for can get sued and go bankrupt. That's what happened to mine.iCanHazQBN
- Better get the fuck off of that IP or I stick a Cheerio inside your bum.iCanHazQBN
- I'm serious.iCanHazQBN
- oh... i was wondering about that....pango
- so.... what were you downloading... just curious.pango
- ********0
@monospaced (portrait)
- steve jobs = mono2002
- HahahaHombre_Lobo
- @Hombre, what exactly is funny about this? I imagine you actually laughing, and then I realize it's not funny, and you seem insane.monospaced
- and you seem insane.monospaced
- scarabin0
when i was a kid i used to think adults were mature and had things figured out. kinda funny now that i know the truth. everyone's just stumbling around, as much in the dark as everyone else...
- moldero0
Killed a scorpion in my living room just now and just turned my house into a toxic waste dump with some scorpion killing raid.
fuckin hate those things.
- w/fireZOOP
- i feel your pain moldero, i live where widows & recluses both thrive. it's recently turned cold, they're venturing indoors.albums
- fuck recluses! ide rather get stung by a scorpion in the face!moldero
- yeah, must be this weather changemoldero
- albums, take photos :)ohhhhhsnap
- it's black widows at my place. i think we have an understanding thoughscarabin
- < black widow whisperersine
- nah, i just don't fuck with them, they don't fuck with mescarabin
- yeah black widows usually just hide under wood n shit, delt with them a lot in AZ, im new to recluses thoughmoldero
- not sure if they jump at you or whatevermoldero
- both crawl into my comforter lathered bed. I find parts of them by my feet as i've scratched them as i sleepalbums
- a recluse bit me a few years back, the widows are just annoying but cause no harm... yetalbums
- utopian0
I'm jonesing for some Restaurant Style Tostitos!
- mexican style http://www.mexicanca…
"i seen 'em drown 'em in that shit"moldero
- mexican style http://www.mexicanca…
- moldero0
I think i over sprayed my house w/ raid, I was smelling that shit all night long. yeah cancer!
