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- moldero0
anyone have a link to watch breaking bad online tonight?
- albums0
I went on holiday over the summer and stored away a lot of clothes knowing I'd be in shorts and Ts most of the time keeping only a couple long sleeves & jeans out. As I've been riding my motorcycle more lately now that I've returned home, I need more jeans and fall clothes, so I got out the bin that has what I want in it and repopulate the closet.
That was a week or so ago.
Well today I dress to ride in some of those clothes and have been in and out of the house all day riding, yay. Later I get a call from my dad, his wife is out, so he invites me over to catch up post trip. We share stories, see new toys etc, etc and he pulls out a gun case and shows me a 2 tone Taurus 24/7 Pro G2.
I admire it's compact size and short barrel before noticing it's a .45acp at which point I become playfully irritated that he bought the gun he knew I wanted, saying "Why'd you buy my gun?" to which he responds "Because it's yours." but with a twist... He follows that with "Though I probably shouldn't give it to you, now that I see you're smoking." I get confused as he points out I have a cigarette box in my shirt pocket.
Because we both know I've never smoked, I'm clueless to what I have as I pull it out a Camel Wide box and we realize there is marihuana in there, like a lot, in two bags. We weigh it real quick and it's 12 grams even. It's bittersweet as I have ceased smoking, though I'm considering getting around that tiny detail by making some cookies or something.
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TL;DR?
Vacation followed by gun for birthday and super secret surprise marihuana find that may result in cookies mixed with the occasional motorcycle ride.
- e-pill0
i am now designing for BMW.. carry on and be jealous :P
- pango0
need to write a resign letter... really hope i can just write something like "so long, bitches!"
- just take poo on boss' desk. They'll know what that means********
- just take poo on boss' desk. They'll know what that means
- drgs0
Good morning
- inteliboy0
hate it when an ad loads fast and perfectly, then the actual video doesn't load and stalls.
- albums0
http://gopro.com/cameras
GoPro Hero3+ cameras out today. The sale they'd been having on the Hero3 makes sense now.
- albums0
^New software update for old models too, as of 1 October 2013
- ZOOP0
Oh yeah?
- Iifeinvector0
What have I missed?
- pango0
it's wear whatever you wear to sleep day on thursday... at work...
looks like i'll be going to work naked...- any hot chicks there?dbloc
- one Swedish blonde one red head. i kinda wanna see them fight...pango
- http://www.youtube.c…pango
- ********0
my shits on fire right now!
- Krassy0
Some people's voices don't match their looks
- dbloc0
All my rowdy friends have settled down.
- albums0
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- TheGreatGlorpo0
You ever eat at Native Foods or other vegan food and get the most ground-beef like shit consistency when you poop? It doesn't so much come out like a normal sausage link but more just oozes out and crackles audibly like dropping many drops of water into a pan that's frying bacon in.
- http://classconnecti…kingsteven
- you need proper protein and fibre, sir.sine
- and why would you describe shit as bacon? jesus.sine
- way too many food analogieskingsteven
