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lol of the day
http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/0…
- omgitsacamera0
Today was the first time I went to a football (soccer) game this season. Playoffs, we lost, but w/e.
I swear Nº 13 is NOT in High School...
Oh and like three Blackhawks were flying overhead for some reason...
http://photos.gregorbino.com/gal…
In other news:
I need a haircut.
Getting eyes re-checked tomorrow ( I need suggestions for glasses)
My english teacher 'likes' me so much that she puts me as a 'contagious, kind of loud person' in the instructions to the substitute teacher.Replying to ya now, dig.
- Fariska0
Morning austral, equatorial and boreal folk
- Horp0
"The truth is that pressure is a hell of a thing. Behind the veil, I was increasingly dependent on solvents. It got so bad that hours after taking charge, I had to be rushed to hospital because I had squeezed an entire tube of carpet fitter's adhesive up my nostrils, entirely sealing my whole nasal system closed from the nostril to the back of my throat. I had to stab myself in the base of the throat with a biro and breathe through that to stay alive. Even then, my first thought was only to empty three tubes of Locktite into a baggy, which I huffed through the biro pipe. I clogged up three biro pipes before I finally passed out due to a massive blood clot that had been causing sporadic fits for weeks already. I'd have died if Tessa Jowel hadn't passed by my office to borrow a bottle of thinners"
- Gordon Brown.
- Hello spooks. Were you 'temporary_name' for a while there?ian
- AHAHAHAHAFariska
- (M. Tatcher)Fariska
- hahahahahakelpie
- Ah, the pressures of office.I think we’ve all been there.MrOneHundred
- temporary_name0
Damn my old computer with its old account settings.
- Hello temporary_name. Were you 'spooks' for a while there?ian
- Lolza!temporary_name
- ian0
Morning all! Last night we ate lovely pasta and a few glasses of wine and watched the wire. Wednesdays rock.
- Fariska0
On a graphical side, i'd maybe like to pull that rapidshare link that is going around.
- pardon? Which link to what now?ian
- Neue knows.Fariska
- Me too.MrOneHundred
- temporary_name0
I wish it were possible to make a living writing shite.
- John Grisham seems to be doing well out of it.ian
- Horp has 50x the wit. So just the attention span thing that's your downfall thenkelpie
- you could start a fake Twitter and become cyber-famous. @Milibandkelpie
- @DaveC, @OsChancellor, @Darling...kelpie
- ahaha, yeah, that would be awesomeFariska
- then i'll recommend you on linkedIn tim, so DO IT!Fariska
- I may Twitter.temporary_name
- you got potential. Way more than cobra commander or darth vaderFariska
- kelpie0
increasingly, I do
- ian0
Whats with all the goddamn name changes here? rafalski, jaline, spooky. I can't keep up. Can someone do me up a chart so I can play catch up?
- some among us are more creative than "ian"kelpie
- What is Rafalski's new name?temporary_name
- As for me. I die and experience rebirth with a new identity, much like The Doctor.temporary_name
- rafjuhls
- kelpie0
David Miliband
David_Miliband / David Miliband Father, husband and Member of Parliament for South Shields and Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs.
146 followers · from South Shields · updated about 11 hours ago-- although you'd have to get creatiove in order to fake Davo, as he's already Twittering; sample Tweet:
"Need some milk, going to get some milk. Getting annoyed about the torture thing, must have milk and cookies"
"@Obama please send help, letter rouse backfired, will be out on arse within year."
- kelpie0
http://twitter.com/David_Miliban…
hahahahaha
- of course, it was a joke anyway, and far funnier than minekelpie
- Fariska0
thanks typist.
- shitehawke0
Anyway, right so. Fuck you mr kelpie!
- Fariska0
gimme a yell when rand is around.
- MrOneHundred0
Just got home from my second-last day of work to find a small river running through my ground-level home office. We had a rather large "rain event" (they used to be called "storms" or just "rain"). I had some prior warning from my neighbour when we moved in, so thankfully almost everything is up off the ground. My big worry is the impression of sheer amereurishness this kind of thing will display to my clients.
- Thats shite. Can you try to make a 'water feature' out of it and bluff your way through meetings?shitehawke
- neue75_bold0
wake me up when it's over...
- would you mind to share?Fariska
- my blanket?neue75_bold
- that, and maybe we can read a book while in bed (which come from rapidshare)Fariska
- I read at 5th grade level, but hey, it's more of a picture book, so I'm down...neue75_bold
- the local library run out of copies. Can you borrow one?Fariska
- Khurram0
Earning your Red Wings
Hello gang,
Have any of you earned yoru red wings? This means going down on a girl when she's on her period.
If so, what was it like? I've fingered a girl on her period but not performed cunnilingus.
I only ask because I learnt that the Hells Angels and other motorcycle gangs award badges for such activity. Red Wings indicate period cunnilingus, whereas as Black Wings indicate negress cunnilingus.
I am tempted now to seek my Red Wings for the sake of it. But I don't like doing that at the best of times, and this seems really nasty.
thx
- rainbow kiss, tastes a bit like iron.kelpie
- you freaky cuntkelpie
- blates? u dunnit? i wuda guessed it tastes stinkier than iron as it is stinky.Khurram
- just like rimming a girl isn't as pleasant as i thought it would be.Khurram
- Of all the things to emulate about a motorcycle club, this is what you pick.blaw
- Better options include punching, drinking, or starting a meth business.blaw
- well, don't knock it till ya try it, is what i always say...Khurram
- nothing like going down on a bleeder while taking a break from your meth stil, blawkelpie
- I truly believe that there really is nothing like that.blaw
- LOL@ BLAW********
- Fariska0
Uhm.... 40k-50k (GBP) as an as3 dev in amsterdam....
uhm.....Amsterdam....
that's tempting.- fuck me, that's brill, do itkelpie
- not bad at all, you should go for ittypist
- wake me up when you're here..neue75_bold