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transcendence
1.) Today feels like a Monday, but it's actually Tuesday. Wow, that's like, deep man...
2.) My dad, who I haven't spoken to since…
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william hung
Today I got hit on by this little Chinese guy in the cafeteria at school. His friend came over first, this fat 18 year old girl fr…
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TARAGEE
has mustard all over her shirt.
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squid and the whale
http://www.squidandthewhalemovie…
I can't believe how hilariously brilliant this film is. I'd been meaning to watch it for …
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My German Intern
I need to find a project for her today.
Here are the specs:
a.) She's 18
b.) Blonde
c.) Has a brother named Hans but didn…
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The Fountain
The new Darren Aronofsky film:
http://thefountainmovie.warnerbr…
Visually it looks interesting, but it's been six years…
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< Things Kept Burning
My new collection of stories, Things Kept Burning, is now available:
http://www.lulu.com/content/3823…
I'm especially excit…
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British Cinema
Recommendations?
I enjoyed Danny Boyle's Trainspotting, 28 Days Later and Shallow Grave - a lot, and recently found Morvern Cal…
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GrammaSeff
In the pantheon of hot NT babes, your profile image definitely takes the cake. I know it's not politically correct, and sure young…
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julien's lament
My ex-girlfriend came to visit me last week. We were together a long time ago, and for the past two years we've been best friends…
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little lion
This is an excerpt from an essay one of my students turned in. She's writing about a guy who she worked with at a sporting good's …
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Caught in the Rain
Warning: It's long, and a little disjointed, which to me seems perfectly understandable
-----------------...I spent my 31st …
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The Chosen People
Why is the design community so anti-semitic? Seriously, why can't QBN show some love? I'm talking a retrospective honoring the ch…
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freeballin'
you know, sometimes you just gotta let em hang..
turns on Tom Petty
"She's a good girl
loves her momma...."
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Julien's Black Book Volume 1
So the Smithsonian has asked for a copy of my black book for an end of the year retrospective. Ladies, if you'd like an entry plea…
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Lust for life
When Iggy Pop says: "Of course, Ive had it in my ear before."
is he talking about the needle, or cock?
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jack
warning: LONG and perhaps, overly-sentimenta...
-----------------...On the morning of my first class ever, I scanned the room…
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girlfriend experience
an old friend of mine is the bass player in this band. the design of the site blows, but i think their sound is cool. enjoy...
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Insert Narrative
Alright, I hate to break up all the profound discussion on guns, hollywood starlets, and why uberdesigner is my little bitch, but …
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waiting
i was just at the gas station and this brotha rolled by in his shiny red cadillac, asking for directions. it's funny because i'm a…