My German Intern
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- kingjulien
I need to find a project for her today.
Here are the specs:
a.) She's 18
b.) Blonde
c.) Has a brother named Hans but didn't get my Hans Gruber Now I Have a MachineGun HoHoHo reference.
d.) She's never heard of Fitzcarraldo or Stroszek.
e.) She knows CSS and is listening to Dizzy Rascal right now.
f.) Is aware that Boris Becker only dates black chicks but doesn't find that peculiar.
g.) She doesn't know that I'm half-Jewish.Any ideas?
Thanks.
- CincodeMayo0
Weinerschnitzel?
- jox0
Have her edit a wiki about sheisse porn?
- e-pill0
...have her open her mouth and close her eyes...
- tasty0
...have her open her mouth and close her eyes...
e-pill
(Apr 20 07, 11:05)She's only 18...wait isn't that a magazine?
- OSFA0
hahaha. Have her pose for the ytmnd thread.
- rafalski0
Fantastisch
- k0na_an0k0
Someone is going to masturbate to the thought of their intern tonight
- doesnotexist0
schule? schule? nein danke!
- Nairn0
I'm sure she'll find your being half-Jewish utterly abhorrent.
Don't all Germans?
- oldelpaso0
she doesnt happen to be the one that appears when ur website loads???
i am so starting my own company just for the interns..
- oldelpaso0
i thought when agencies ran out of shit to give to theirinterns they would rever to the classics...
* "xmas card please"
* 2008 calendar (particularly suitable for this intern!) ;p
* "run accross town for me and pick up these reels would u"
* "black two sugars"
* "find me an easter egg in google earth"
* log into NT with a new accound start a riot and leave
*whats ur moms phone number?
*"design a set of dingbats that reflect ur time here"a few of the ones i ve been asked before..
*the NT one didnt happen
- kingjulien0
oldelpaso, exactly what I needed. Cheers.
- oldelpaso0
lol which one?
the dinbats one is definetly the most fun
but the calendar with ur interns pics might give something for u n ur mates to treasure for long after shes gone :P :P
- tasty0
"find me an easter egg in google earth, and if it's one that's been found already you're fired."
- CALLES0
whatever you do dont call her schlampe
- mrdobolina0
send her to the store for a potato knish and manischewitz.
- tadcautious0
in regards to your intern, Kann ich meiner Kugel darin eindunken? 4 years of german and all i remember is Louie's quote on MTV's The State "can i dip my balls in it"
- mg330
- MrD0
kj
we dont even know what you do...
- tadcautious0
kingjulien,
Here's a task for her:
www.mg33.net/newstoday... [jpg]
I need this translated by 6:00 EST.
Thanks.
mg33
(Apr 20 07, 12:03)all others is cheese???? ftw!!!