GrammaSeff
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- kingjulien
In the pantheon of hot NT babes, your profile image definitely takes the cake. I know it's not politically correct, and sure young Seff might have some objections, but I can't help when i ask, wanna swill some Boone's Farm sometime?If I put on my charms can I crush later? Will you make grits in the morning?
Perhaps we can even rent Mrs. Doubtfire and rub each other's bunyons?
Yes, that would be haute.
- JazX0
pffffffffffffttttt, I almost spit my beer through my nostrils. tee hehhahahah
She's back and she's a looker!
- tank0
tehee!
- Crouwel0
did i miss something, i've been away from the puter this weekend. yeah, i know, it's one of those awkward things i do once a year or so..
- GrammaSeff0
kj, instead maybe we could swill some of jr seff's ho'made hooche and have some fun with this?
http://www.mess.net/golden/
- Crouwel0
doh only now i see the profile and realise gramma refers to grandma, not grammer in ebonics or something..
haha for a minute i thought teh Seff turned into grammer nazi or something..
- GrammaSeff0
ok ok fine.
doubtfire and boones it is
but you have to apply the vics vapor bub to my rack
starting from the belly up
*smoochies
- kingjulien0
Sorry, babe. I was enlarging your picture and taping it to my ceiling. I can't wait until the ripple kicks in and I can get my party on...
btw, do you like dry-humping to Bell Biv Devoe or Johnny Gill? I'm just trying to get a sense of mood music.
Vapor rub is cool. Just know that when you take out your teeth be careful to not place them in the water glass next to the bed. June cleaver wasn't happy the last time when I swallowed her bling bling.
- GrammaSeff0
june cleaver was a good starter kit. you just might be ready for grammy
- kodap0
what an exciting thing to create a granny that makes pies at NT
- GrammaSeff0
i did it for america kodap
- JazX0
she packs a big stick
- TheTick0
The older the chicken, the better the soup.
- cosmo0
The older the chicken, the better the soup.
TheTick
(Sep 5 05, 02:09)bawahahahahahahaha...i have pepsi coming out of my nose.
- Rand0
gramma loves me best
- unfittoprint0
i'd still do her.
- kingjulien0
I wish people would stop yelling at the new object of my affections--I start to see red when I think she's threatened or backed into a corner.
Damn, I suddenly feel the urge for molasses.
- GrammaSeff0
no worries. even with the arthritis, my kung fu is strong
- kingjulien0
Just know as the week progresses, honey, a lot of dudes are gonna try and get with you, and as the offers become more attractive, if you have any doubts about who your man is, know that 'he is I and I is him, slim with the tilted brim.'
Yafeelme?