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- kingjulien
This is an excerpt from an essay one of my students turned in. She's writing about a guy who she worked with at a sporting good's store in the mall:
"George claims to fight on rooftops in San Francisco for money. He can speak Spanish but he never does, because the boss doesn't pay him to. He had 57 cousins, all his age, but 21 of them died his senior year in high school. He grew up on an Indian reservation. His name was Little Lion. It was the name given to him when the tribal leader put him on top of a mountain when he was two years old. He had an arranged marriage to a woman named Windwalker. Windwalker was shot to death during an inspection on the reservation. He held her as she died. He now has a new girlfriend that he gave a diamond ring to...She wanted to go to Yosemite for Valentine's Day, so George got a truckload of trees from his uncle, took all of his mother's many animals, and hooked his snow machine to the fire hydrant, and brought Yosemite to his girlfriend. Also, one time George took his uncle to the hospital for a vasectomy and he came out with a sex change."
- Rand0
gold
- Rand0
slow today
- Rand0
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- kingjulien0
kj, stop writing shit about me or my fams
people been opressed, just trying to make a dolla out of fiteeen cent
and you think it's all so amusin
well it won't be funny when the revolution comes
and then
always bet on black
one
son
(Jul 18 05, 10:26)
- Rand0
There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
news and no pictures of hairy armed women
liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb,
Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.
The revolution will not be televised.
- uberdesigner0
that's an accurate description of one of my former roomates in sf
- jdcomba0
do professors really appreciate this stuff, because i wrote a few essays that were way out in left field and just got shit on. WTF? where are you teaching? i'm going back to school.
- canuck0
That's a keeper.
- cosmo0
ha...that was awesome. i want to write something like that turn it in to KJ. would grade it for me KJ?
- radar0
could you have your student get in contact with George, I would like to fight him on a rooftop, then I can be immortalized in a story.
- kingjulien0
i embrace all of the madness, which is rewarding until the semester ends, and then the co-dependence has a tendency to get creepy, especially when you have to say, look, i already attended three of your cousin's weddings, and even though they're always a bundle of joy, sitting through four hours of Vietnamese songs and costume changes and Remi Martin seven up marathons with old Chinese pimps in baby blue suits and crooked silver teeth gets overwhelming after awhile...
- MrDinky0
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- jdcomba0
hahahahahaha. wow that's serious KJ
- Rand0
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- cosmo0
two.
- MrDinky0
hell
- cosmo0
heaven.
- blaw0
dio.
- MrDinky0
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- cosmo0
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