waiting
- Started
- Last post
- 28 Responses
- kingjulien
i was just at the gas station and this brotha rolled by in his shiny red cadillac, asking for directions. it's funny because i'm always the guy people trust in these situations. i complied, trying to be friendly. when i was through the guy started to nod his head, i guess trying to register the instructions i gave him, and then drove off without saying anything. no thank you, no "right on", he just got his information and peeled away.
then i realized i gave him the wrong directions, and now he's somewhere on martin luther king blvd, driving up and down the block, past all the check cashing spots and mexican supermarkets and fat girls walking the boulevard for crack, cursing at a little skinny white boy with a perverse smile on his face, the one who tried to be cool but really sent him on a flying goose chase.
karma's a bitch, i know this, and i can't wait to run into him 5 years from now, at some random bar, just as he's been paroled, with a knife in his pocket and some Boone's Hill in his paper bag.
i know what's coming. now i just have to wait.
- jdcomba0
there are shootings on MLK Blvd, in jersey city all the time! rough spot!.
streets to avoid:
martin luther king blvd.
malcom X blvd.
marcus garvey blvd.
- version30
MLK blvd is ghetto in every city
why is that?
- jevad0
hahahah
- jdcomba0
equal rights activists?
- dirtydesign0
Yeh. Stay away from MLK Blvd in any and every city! I've blown red lights due to approaching individuals.
- jdcomba0
MLK blvd VS. JFK blvd.??????
- blaw0
Pennywise - "Waiting"
http://pennywise.punks.ru/music/…
- cosmo0
hahaha...another classic by KJ.
- version30
lets honor MLK who fought for our rights with a block of liquor stores, pawn shops, and check cashers
seriously i dont get it
- todelete__20
MLK blvd is ghetto in every city
why is that?
version3
(Jul 25 05, 13:20)tru dat.
nice one king. as always.
- uberdesigner0
kj, please shut up
- Gorbie0
i think it may have just taken him a moment for to realize that cruisin down to Oak Park and swoopin a hoodie would be way better than where he was supposed to go.
- kingjulien0
well, at least i can take solace in the fact that if he was hungry, he'll have plenty of soul food options....
- kingjulien0
kj, please shut up
uberdesigner
(Jul 25 05, 13:26)
---------------------------buddylee, try not to get banned with this user name. i'm sure the folks here would be devastated.
- dirtydesign0
by the way, that movie looks hilarious. i think i saw andy milonakis in there, no???
- todelete__20
i'm waiting to get my new pedometer in the mail.
i attached the last one to my right hand cause i'm trying to streamline my masturbation sessions, so i needed to know how many strokes i take.
after the first session it said 7.
i think it's broken...
*nervous laughter
- cosmo0
buddylee, try not to get banned with this user name. i'm sure the folks here would be devastated.
kingjulien
(Jul 25 05, 13:30)i was thinking the same for some reason.
- brandelec0
ryan reynolds is a vancity boy!
movie looks funny, especially if you've worked a kitchen like that before
- ricstultz0
MLK Blvd. is ghetto as hell in Mikwaukee too.