william hung
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- kingjulien
Today I got hit on by this little Chinese guy in the cafeteria at school. His friend came over first, this fat 18 year old girl fresh from high school, and she told me the boy had a crush on me but was too shy to come over to tell me himself. This was at 8 in the morning and I thought they were playing a joke on me, like there was a hidden camera somewhere recording my facial expressions, which couldn't have been pleasant. After an awkward pause, I told the girl to please leave me alone. Then the kid walked by 5 minutes later, smiled, waved, giggled and left. It felt like I was in a Fellini movie. The only other time I've seen this guy he was singing I Believe I Can Fly in the quad during Asian Heritage week. At the time I thought to myself, damn, this poor little kid is gayer than a three doller bill and he probaly has no idea.
Now I'm left contemplating the typses of students who hit on me. First it was the fat black girls who sent me emails from addresses like sexyhotchocoluv@..., then it was the white middle aged tweaker who liked me because I said I once met Neil Young at a coffeehouse in Oakland, and now it's the gay Chinese guy with his hair combed forward. Why can't it ever be the Heather Grahams and Katie Holmes of the class?
Tonight, as I'm trying to recover from another horrible Red Sox loss, my roommate just brought this hot blonde home from his white water rafting organization. They're listening to Duke Ellington and swing-dancing in the living room as I'm in my room trying to grade essays and prepare for my lecture tomorrow and forget about the day. All I hear are heals crunching on the hard wood floor and this girls' happy voice. In my mind, swingdancing is the gayest thing ever, and yet this little weasel keeps bringing home hot chicks to dance, and I'm left deleting images and memories so I can sleep.
Well, at least I have this recent discovery to put my mind at ease:
- MX_OnD0
NSFW - 4 fucking letters man!!!
And stop whining for fack sake,
if someone "hits on you" no matter who it is take it as a fucking compliment.The reason you are asat in your room by yourself "grading essays"
(yeah right) is because
you are waiting for some "hot chick" to hit on you.You will be wanking until you are dead if you don't take the initiative.
- whoohaa0
you must look like hung then
- digitalswarm0
TIR!
TOTALLY INTENSE RESPONSE!
- kingjulien0
MX_OnD , the reason I'm in my room is because it's 1:00 am and this is where I sleep. The reason I'm working is because I'm behind. I didn't say anything about taking initative or not being able to get laid. In fact, I don't recall whining at all. The whole thing including the porn link was just poking fun at myself for the types of scenarios I sometimes find myself in, which i find amusing even if you don't. I would have thought that would have been a little easier to grasp.
- MX_OnD0
my point was 4 letters
I get angry when someone sees fit to post dodgy links without clearly marking them in the time honoured tradition of NSFW.
radge.
- kingjulien0
Well I don't really care if you get angry, MX_OnD , it's not my job to please you, nor am I familiar with the "time honored tradition", perhaps I'm naive. However rather than be a jackass and try to act clever and tough you could just educate me so i don't make the same mistake again.
It's really not that difficult to be cool...
- pascii0
but he's right about the porn link
- superbaka0
i thought you were going to say that william hung hit on you...
- MX_OnD0
dear king,
I you humble subject, who is neither clever nor tough, wish to bring to your attention (in as non jackass a way as possible) etiquette particular to the posting of materials sexual or adult in nature. The protocol on these shore m'lord is to clearly mark such links with the 4 initials NSFW which affords the potential viewer the courtesy of prior knowledge of the nature of content he/she/it may expect.
yours humbly
- toe-knee0
easy ladies. be nice.
cunts!
- dddc0
hahahaaha
- skt0
Jack Ass - hahaha. It always makes me laugh -
You americans eh?
- Stylus0
What's NSFW stand for?
- MX_OnD0
Not fucking Safe For Work
- DutchBoy0
"What's NSFW stand for?"
Now Stop (the) Fucking Whining
- Algo0
theres no whining in Design! Plus that Jesse Jane BIZZO is a complete moron. She needs to have her vocal chords removed.
- MX_OnD0
Now Stop (the) Fucking Whining
DutchBoy
(oct 14 04, 07:59)Never Said (a) Fucking Word
- tny0
re_lax
- DutchBoy0
i was fucking kidding.
that and..
what tny just said.
- MX_OnD0
shit, I was kidding too why is it I'm being taken so seriously all of a sudden?