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- ShulaDon92-7
Joe Rogan
What the hell is he supposed to be? A roided up intellectual?
This new elite has issues
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- Nairn7
...the client who contacted me on whatsapp last week (after initial contact was all via email) and when i asked them not to, shot back with something like "apologies, but in my industry I'm expected to monitor all channels" ok, fair enough but that's your problem - but is now complaining that email is causing crossed wires which *might* be something to do with the fact that this one job now has FIFTEEN separate fucking threads. Also, I have to read their instructions about four or five times to work out what the fuck they mean. The last email I was wondering whether I'd had a stroke or something, it was so hard to parse.
- you should practice by trying to understand the listener crossword instructionshans_glib
- definitely don't use WhatsApp with clients, I guess, because that sucksmonospaced
- can't stand clients like that, let me guess, they're only available at 6:30 Friday evenings to parse out the week. fukmecanoe
- i_monk3
TextEdit using ⌘⇧S to Duplicate the open file instead of Save As, which every other program in the universe does as default.
- Ramanisky2-2
is this just good ole fashioned fun or is it well past time to punch these dummies in the face?!?
- It all seems so unnecessary. Yes everyone sees you have a nice body and you want everyone to see. The dance show isn’t required.monospaced
- Yup. It's face-punching time.Continuity
- dancing used to be a way to interact, hold hands, learn some moves, be part of a group.shapesalad
- dance is now "look at me! look at me! look at my bits! me! look at meeeeee! on this tik tok video as I dance in the middle of the way in a supermarket!"shapesalad
- At least she is kind of hot.utopian
- Attention whorecrazyprick
- mar-a-lago?neverscared
- If there was a way to ignore these maggots harder, I would do it.stoplying
- She has my attention alrightdrgs
- just become a stripper alreadyKrassy
- how to ignore? don't share. delete tiktokpango
- and she'll accuse Jonah Hill and the rest of us of predatorily staring at her_niko
- After watching her about 50 times I finally looked at the backgroundYakuZoku
- Stores should just employ these hoes full time. I’d shop morescarabin
- stores only want to pay minimum wage. some influencers make more than that.pango
- In about a year insta and tik tok will be flooded with millions of ai versions of these chicks and the real ones will have to resort to giving bjs on the street_niko
- Or even worse having to study and get a real job_niko
- when that happens... how many cheese burgers would a blow job cost?pango
- might be a bit much if she's in your way at the supermarket but who cares? it's a gif. she didn't post it here. doubt we're the intended audience.Fax_Benson
- Until ugly hoes say they hire discriminatorily, and then ruin it.monospaced
- It might work better if you punch your dick then punch your ballsAQUTE
- @pango, CB0.25Continuity
- Damn! Inflation's a bitchpango
- monospaced0
Technicians arriving within the last 20 minutes of a 5 hour service window they provided.
- Comcast?utopian
- ^ All of them do this.CyBrainX
- Their name was probably 'Gene'.PonyBoy
- I hung around like a chump for hours. Fucking hate this shit.monospaced
- This guy shows up at 4:44pm and spends an hour in my kitchen. WTF.monospaced
- yeah, pretty much the case with any sort of contract service. just had a window to install a new hot water heater and it was the same. adulting is annoying.lvl_13
- ^window of time that is: they showed up at the tail end per usual.lvl_13
- NBQ008
easyJet.
Was supposed to be a cheap flight airline. Meanwhile they're charging for fucking seats and when you add all the extra fees for luggage that you need to pay separately it's just as expensive as any other airline. €40-€70 for luggage per each flight, wtf.
- I'm not saying flying should be super cheap in general. What bothers me is just the way easyJet spins it and all the extra fees that are being added...NBQ00
- ...making it just as expensive if not more expensive than other airlines. I just booked a cheaper flight at another airline instead.NBQ00
- blame ryanair, they started the whole scamhans_glib
- ^ never understood why everyone jumped on their policy, like airlines that used to be ok before are now just the same as ryanairSimonFFM
- https://media.tenor.…milfhunter
- Some people don’t want to pay for checking luggage or anything that makes it nice. That’s why this exists. If you want all the normal stuff pay normal price.monospaced
- bullshit, mono... good god... 'makes it nice'... sorry, but you're miles off as to why they upcharge for ridiculous shit. To 'make it nice'... LOLOLOL. Stop. <3PonyBoy
- How the fuck does checking your luggage make your experience 'nice'? Someone is literally THROWING your shit in the belly of the plane for $50... ahh—how nice!PonyBoy
- Dude calm the fuck down. They have a cheap ticket so people don’t have to pay for the extra crap if they don’t want to. It’s not complicated.monospaced
- If you don’t wanna pay the check fee then you don’t have to. Calm the fuck down.monospaced
- It was an example. One of many that this guy shared. Get off my nuts I didn’t make this system up for cheapies.monospaced
- Normal is more the right word than nice but acting like you didn’t know what I meant and then attacking me is stupid.monospaced
- PonyBoy the crab to Mono's nutsack hereNairn
- We do a lot of budget flighting here in the EU - horrifically-wastefu... shortish haul flights between countries. Budget has its place, so too paying for the holdNairn
- gotta grip like a gorilla w/ a gym membershipPonyBoy
- Nice week seems to be over.SimonFFM
- damn, some people never change haha! ya'll just need to chill and focus on the subject of easyjet. shit airline, shit service. you get what you pay for.lvl_13
- dmay5
Message notifications with camera flash, especially if the camera flash is pointed to everyone else rather than phone's owner.
- Or on a table. Wtf.monospaced
- deserves a throat punch at the very least.Ramanisky2
- NBQ001
Smartphone batteries.
Needing a power bank just to get me through the day.
- NBQ003
The morons forgot a "apply to all" checkbox. So I had to click ok like 100x. Thanks, Adobe.
- Same shit when you change the layers of a file linked to indesign. It’ll pop up for every single instance, which can be hundreds depending. Insane.monospaced
- What I hate about this is that you already opted to overwrite when setting the output path. This is asking a second time. Very Microsoft of them.CyBrainX
- The least they could do is offer a "Do not ask again." setting.CyBrainX
- Projectile7
- Never skip Maths day.shapesalad
- Comic Sans math.CyBrainX
- This could have been hanging in my Dad's cubicle 25 years ago when I worked with him at Citibank... shit like this is what made me go to art school.PonyBoy
- Knobby Math Phonicsutopian
- pr2 mathmonospaced
- Methpango
- prisonmilfhunter
- doggydoggdog3
- Jackson Pollock with crayons.utopian
- haha. If rich people think it's cool, it must be really coolIanbolton
- My girlfriend did this to an Audi that parked in front of our garage when she was late for a meeting. Turns out owner was not into art.skinny_puppy
- Akagiyama1
- It's he related to the guy that can fit 3 days into 1?
I'm not crazy, you're crazy.palimpsest - yeah but when you sleep for 5 hours and work for 20, you're not crazy, I'm crazy!_niko
- If you want to live like some dude in cave did 300 years ago that's on you.palimpsest
- and time to learn mathsdopepope
- What if you don't live near the beach?BK
- It's he related to the guy that can fit 3 days into 1?
- maquito7
- it's all in the name. at least he's not hiding it.capn_ron
- A fucking crazy, personal tragedy and dude makes it about himself. What a fucking loser cunt. And maquito, you can suck a dick.crazyprick
- you are crazy, and a prick :Pmaquito
- You sure did take the high road, crazyprick:
https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest - Sorry, but that line pissed me off big time. Tasteless, and that's coming from a crusty fag like me.crazyprick
- I'm sorry, but it's hilarious for you of all people to deem something tasteless. You've got quite a history of homophobia and racism.garbage
- I'm gay, and I'm black. Are you fucking high?crazyprick
- Self hating gay black guy. Does it get any more miserable? ;(pango
- State of QBNjagara
- I'M SORRY I'M NOT PERFECTcrazyprick
- Nobody accused you of perfection. You're just boring.garbage
- Said the blandest cracker out there.crazyprick
- Georges?monospaced
- What's upcrazyprick
- @mono Georges was actually talented. CP is just an alt of somebody else that really sucks at griefing.garbage
- *stands up
I too am black and gayNairn - ^ Me, too.
Black and as gay as the day is long.Continuity - nahhh georges was funny.pango
- White knight homophobei_monk
- White knight? Stop using internet buzzwords like a fucking retard, retard.crazyprick
- so much anger. why is he mad at everything?pango
- Now he'll say that he also identifies as a retard.palimpsest
- I'm not mad, nor retarded. You're so clueless (especially that garbage cunt) I love it. So funny.crazyprick
- @pangz agreed, Georges had jokes. This dude is just boring.garbage
- docpoz?Nairn
- has he fucked everyone's mom yet?pango
- He's moved on to fucking their dads.Continuity
- I'm not here to fuckin' amuse youcrazyprick
- Bad news: I only respond to you because you're so easy to trigger, and I find that amusing. #softgarbage
- Bad news: you respond because you think having the last word makes you the winner. It doesn't, you will always be a faggy cunt bitch.crazyprick
- last word
:3pango
- oey_oey0
https://share.getcloudapp.com/rR…
These settings.
With me they don't work.
- oey_oey0
Firefox
Every time there's an update I can't stay logged in to websites.
I check the preferences everything is right.
Close Firefox, check the preferences and all is correct.
It starts working after a couple of days tinkering around till I have the same options in preferences as before and then it starts working.WTF?!
- That's odd - yuou haven't fritzed with the config at some point historically, have you? I did that once and every update just got worse and worse 'til I trashedNairn
- nope.oey_oey
- Welp, sorry. I tend to not update FF until I absolutely have to, but I've not encountered this problem, broheim :\Nairn
- ^sameYakuZoku
- Well I normally don't update wkithout checking everything.oey_oey
- autoflavour5
This fucking makes me want to smash things.
50 years Married- I think I’d rather have been kept in the dark about it, if I was in her shoes. What a horrid thing to find out.hardhat
- she didn't suspect anything when she woke up in the morning? What a sick society._niko
- Jfcscarabin
- "if I was in her shoes" listen faggot, you should just shut the fuck upcrazyprick
- Jesus christ run that mans head over with a fork liftcannonball1978
- Just like i ran your mother's asshole with my big, black dick.crazyprick
- what?!monospaced
- why would you share this story with people you fucking weirdocanoe
- _niko0
Me when I try to help my kids with their math or try to figure out this video:
What is the problem that they're trying to solve? I've watched it a few times and I feel like Martin Short in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels when he keeps jabbing at his eye with the cork on his fork lol
ok 20 cards face down, you flip one over and then flip the next one over to its right. So if you start on the far left, flip the first one, then flip the one beside it, then flip the one beside that until all are flipped over? ok. So what?
or you start in the middle and flip them until half are flipped?
I don't understand the puzzle or the question or the solution. argh.
- scarabin8
There’s a mexican mission-style church some blocks from my place that hosts weddings every weekend. Every time they do this they release a bunch of white doves which i’m sure they think looks cool, but now my neighborhood is full of these sick, scrawny-looking birds that don’t know how to feed themselves because they’ve lived in cages their entire lives. They don’t know how to bird so they just starve to death or get picked off by hawks. Recently the booming hawk population has gained an interest in my chickens and i’ve had to run several off.
It’s so sad and annoying
- _niko1
Minimalistic movie posters that make no fucking sense. nobody gets your obscure reference unless they've already seen the movie and even then it's not the crux of the film ffs
- that were ever produced?canoe
- sign your getting oldimbecile
- My issue with these are that Saul Bass was one designer in one era. Be original for God's sake. You're already using an old movie. Try a little.CyBrainX
- it's not even that they bits Saul Bass' style, his posters made sense at least. What's happening in goodfellas? an insurance salesman gets his wings?_niko
- rocky - a man must keep on the run from the long shadow of his past?
Pulp Fiction - A wig musical?_niko - Apocalypse Now- ?!?!?!?!
Matrix - some ominous prank call horror shlock?
Back to the Future - skate flick_niko - These aren’t actual movie posters. Thank goodness.monospaced
- yup. I was just looking for movie poster inspiration for a project and pinterist is full of this shit, like 95% is aren't I so clever garbage like this_niko
- Yeah, these aren't great examples of the form to my eye either.Nairn
- they look like lazy college portfolio pieces. Horrible choices with fonts as well.hydro74
- I'm with Niko, they're appealing because we know the films but they're also lazy and unoriginal. Doing actual movie posters is a nightmare though isn't it?MrT
- Yeah. Every one of these would get you laughed out of a presentationscarabin
- I suck at illustrator but I feel I can do these if I wanted toYakuZoku
- Yaku, that is exactly the thing the creators of these said before they drew them. That’s why they exist.monospaced
