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• mg33

  Anyone who calls drums a "trap kit."

  What other pretentious shit deserves a punch?

  Oct 11, 11, 12:50 p.m. – Permalink

• monospaced

  Anyone who calls a designer a "rock star."

  • Or 'guru', or 'wizard', or 'ninja', or ...– Continuity1/6

    fucking yes.– Hombre_Lobo2/6

    fucking MEGA yes– Miguex3/6

    I know a "design ninja" so add "anyone who accepts any of these as a title"– ben_4/6

    jedi, did you already say that?– Ancillary5/6

    I've also seen 'maestro' recently. Punches for those cunts, too.– Continuity6/6

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 12:51 p.m. – Permalink

• set

  css power ranger

  • lol what the– moldero

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 12:52 p.m. – Permalink

• jon_d

  commenters:
  They've been anonymously commenting on the web for years, but some of the Internet's most prolific commenters reveal themselves and share why they do it.

  http://www.zimbio.com/watch/yXSg…

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 12:56 p.m. – Permalink

• autoflavour

  Maintaining my instrument..

  http://michaeljacksonstrial.blog…

  • Oh hey, mate, been a while, yeah?– Continuity1/3

    yeah, got a bit bored with all the spam and hatin..– autoflavour2/3

    Glad you're back, Hombre!– boobs3/3

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 12:57 p.m. – Permalink

• Continuity

  'Trap kit' for drums? Either I'm getting old, or simply don't get out enough cos this is a new one to me.

  • I've also heard the more pretentious, condensed "traps"– stoplying1/3

    OK, call me thick, but how did 'trap' get associated with 'drums'?– Continuity2/3

    http://en.m.wikipedi…– mg333/3

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 1 p.m. – Permalink

• stoplying

  My co-worker, who calls himself a "TECH-EVANGELIST"

  • slap him the next time he says that– goldieboy1/3

    Eh jayz.– gramme2/3

    "Evangelist" deserves a punch too.– brandon_phillip3/3

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 1:02 p.m. – Permalink

• WrappedInBooks

  People who use the word 'Efficacy'.

  • It's not the rest of the worlds fault you have a limited vocabulary dude ;)– NONEIS

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 1:13 p.m. – Permalink

• BonSeff

  Whilst

  • You must want to punch the entire UK, then ...– Continuity1/3

    yup– BonSeff2/3

    OK, how does "wanker" suit you?– comicsans3/3

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 1:14 p.m. – Permalink

• Eighty

  Anyone (particularly anyone in the public eye) who refers to a partner as 'my rock'.

  • unless you're dating duane johnson.– bjladams1/3

    hahaha– DrBombay2/3

    funny.– ross3/3

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 1:16 p.m. – Permalink

• epill

  ..farting and not screaming "DOORKNOB"

  • Safety; doorknob is called by the non-farter and then the farter must touch a doorknob...– ideaist1/3

    ...& is punched until said time– ideaist2/3

    All this for letting off a fruity one? Wow.– Continuity3/3

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 1:17 p.m. – Permalink

• monospaced

  

  • lol– Amicus1/7

    Why?– CyBrainX2/7

    I don't think CyBrainX has ever played this game. I feel sorry for you bro. Buy you a beer?– monospaced3/7

    btw, it's called "slug bug"– monospaced4/7

    I played it in the early '80s and I saw a kid do it just a few days ago.– monospaced5/7

    It's been a while. I'm a little slow today.– CyBrainX6/7

    punch bug– Ancillary7/7

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 1:42 p.m. – Permalink

• Fax_Benson

  "often times" - fully prepared to punch myself when I hear that expression, just to quell the rage.

  • People who pronounce the T in often. It's silent, if you didn't know.– mikotondria3

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 2:14 p.m. – Permalink

• DRIFTMONKEY

  People who announce they're quitting QBN.

  • +1– monospaced1/5

    lol– plash2/5

    Yes.– CyBrainX3/5

    haha– rosskemp4/5

    i quit.– elloh5/5

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 2:27 p.m. – Permalink

• SunSunSun

  People who say 'ideation' and 'silo thinking' a lot.

  • +1,000 for 'ideation'.– soundsinsilence

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 2:35 p.m. – Permalink

• Eighty

  'my bad'

  • +1– emphor

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 2:46 p.m. – Permalink

• VikingKingEleven

  "Lets take this offline."

  • Yeah, that one makes me grind my teeth.– Continuity1/2

    <<<<<<<<<– egosmoke2/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 2:56 p.m. – Permalink

• duhsign

  using the word curated to describe anything

  • Yeah, this bugs me too.– mg331/3

    +1– NonEntity2/3

    newstoday used to have "curators"
    – 74LEO3/3

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 3:11 p.m. – Permalink

• monospaced

  People who say, "same difference," when they really mean, "no difference."

  • let me ask you this... if there is no difference, is it not indeed therefore inherently the same forthwith?– prophetone1/6

    then they would say, "the same," and not "same difference." the latter requires two (or more) sets of diffs– monospaced2/6

    sorry, it's just flat-out wrong and illogical to say it like that and I want to punch anyone who does– monospaced3/6

    lol– prophetone4/6

    people who argue over said differences ;)– Amicus5/6

    i want to punch you all.– mantrakid6/6

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 3:11 p.m. – Permalink

• monospaced

  Slow walkers.

  • + slow drivers– ali1/3

    hate!– cruddlebub2/3

    smokers.– CyBrainX3/3

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 3:12 p.m. – Permalink

• Noggin

  People whose sentences consist mostly of the word 'like'.

  • < This– meffid1/2

    +5,000 likes– gramme2/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 11, 11, 3:17 p.m. – Permalink