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- NBQ003
The morons forgot a "apply to all" checkbox. So I had to click ok like 100x. Thanks, Adobe.
- Same shit when you change the layers of a file linked to indesign. It’ll pop up for every single instance, which can be hundreds depending. Insane.monospaced
- What I hate about this is that you already opted to overwrite when setting the output path. This is asking a second time. Very Microsoft of them.CyBrainX
- The least they could do is offer a "Do not ask again." setting.CyBrainX
- Projectile7
- Never skip Maths day.shapesalad
- Comic Sans math.CyBrainX
- This could have been hanging in my Dad's cubicle 25 years ago when I worked with him at Citibank... shit like this is what made me go to art school.PonyBoy
- Knobby Math Phonicsutopian
- pr2 mathmonospaced
- Methpango
- prisonmilfhunter
- doggydoggdog3
- Jackson Pollock with crayons.utopian
- haha. If rich people think it's cool, it must be really coolIanbolton
- My girlfriend did this to an Audi that parked in front of our garage when she was late for a meeting. Turns out owner was not into art.skinny_puppy
- Akagiyama1
- It's he related to the guy that can fit 3 days into 1?
I'm not crazy, you're crazy.palimpsest - yeah but when you sleep for 5 hours and work for 20, you're not crazy, I'm crazy!_niko
- If you want to live like some dude in cave did 300 years ago that's on you.palimpsest
- and time to learn mathsdopepope
- What if you don't live near the beach?BK
- It's he related to the guy that can fit 3 days into 1?
- maquito7
- it's all in the name. at least he's not hiding it.capn_ron
- A fucking crazy, personal tragedy and dude makes it about himself. What a fucking loser cunt. And maquito, you can suck a dick.crazyprick
- you are crazy, and a prick :Pmaquito
- You sure did take the high road, crazyprick:
https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest - Sorry, but that line pissed me off big time. Tasteless, and that's coming from a crusty fag like me.crazyprick
- I'm sorry, but it's hilarious for you of all people to deem something tasteless. You've got quite a history of homophobia and racism.garbage
- I'm gay, and I'm black. Are you fucking high?crazyprick
- Self hating gay black guy. Does it get any more miserable? ;(pango
- State of QBNjagara
- I'M SORRY I'M NOT PERFECTcrazyprick
- Nobody accused you of perfection. You're just boring.garbage
- Said the blandest cracker out there.crazyprick
- Georges?monospaced
- What's upcrazyprick
- @mono Georges was actually talented. CP is just an alt of somebody else that really sucks at griefing.garbage
- *stands up
I too am black and gayNairn - ^ Me, too.
Black and as gay as the day is long.Continuity - nahhh georges was funny.pango
- White knight homophobei_monk
- White knight? Stop using internet buzzwords like a fucking retard, retard.crazyprick
- so much anger. why is he mad at everything?pango
- Now he'll say that he also identifies as a retard.palimpsest
- I'm not mad, nor retarded. You're so clueless (especially that garbage cunt) I love it. So funny.crazyprick
- @pangz agreed, Georges had jokes. This dude is just boring.garbage
- docpoz?Nairn
- has he fucked everyone's mom yet?pango
- He's moved on to fucking their dads.Continuity
- I'm not here to fuckin' amuse youcrazyprick
- Bad news: I only respond to you because you're so easy to trigger, and I find that amusing. #softgarbage
- Bad news: you respond because you think having the last word makes you the winner. It doesn't, you will always be a faggy cunt bitch.crazyprick
- last word
:3pango
- oey_oey0
https://share.getcloudapp.com/rR…
These settings.
With me they don't work.
- oey_oey0
Firefox
Every time there's an update I can't stay logged in to websites.
I check the preferences everything is right.
Close Firefox, check the preferences and all is correct.
It starts working after a couple of days tinkering around till I have the same options in preferences as before and then it starts working.WTF?!
- That's odd - yuou haven't fritzed with the config at some point historically, have you? I did that once and every update just got worse and worse 'til I trashedNairn
- nope.oey_oey
- Welp, sorry. I tend to not update FF until I absolutely have to, but I've not encountered this problem, broheim :\Nairn
- ^sameYakuZoku
- Well I normally don't update wkithout checking everything.oey_oey
- autoflavour5
This fucking makes me want to smash things.
50 years Married- I think I’d rather have been kept in the dark about it, if I was in her shoes. What a horrid thing to find out.hardhat
- she didn't suspect anything when she woke up in the morning? What a sick society._niko
- Jfcscarabin
- "if I was in her shoes" listen faggot, you should just shut the fuck upcrazyprick
- Jesus christ run that mans head over with a fork liftcannonball1978
- Just like i ran your mother's asshole with my big, black dick.crazyprick
- what?!monospaced
- why would you share this story with people you fucking weirdocanoe
- _niko0
Me when I try to help my kids with their math or try to figure out this video:
What is the problem that they're trying to solve? I've watched it a few times and I feel like Martin Short in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels when he keeps jabbing at his eye with the cork on his fork lol
ok 20 cards face down, you flip one over and then flip the next one over to its right. So if you start on the far left, flip the first one, then flip the one beside it, then flip the one beside that until all are flipped over? ok. So what?
or you start in the middle and flip them until half are flipped?
I don't understand the puzzle or the question or the solution. argh.
- scarabin8
There’s a mexican mission-style church some blocks from my place that hosts weddings every weekend. Every time they do this they release a bunch of white doves which i’m sure they think looks cool, but now my neighborhood is full of these sick, scrawny-looking birds that don’t know how to feed themselves because they’ve lived in cages their entire lives. They don’t know how to bird so they just starve to death or get picked off by hawks. Recently the booming hawk population has gained an interest in my chickens and i’ve had to run several off.
It’s so sad and annoying
- _niko1
Minimalistic movie posters that make no fucking sense. nobody gets your obscure reference unless they've already seen the movie and even then it's not the crux of the film ffs
- that were ever produced?canoe
- sign your getting oldimbecile
- My issue with these are that Saul Bass was one designer in one era. Be original for God's sake. You're already using an old movie. Try a little.CyBrainX
- it's not even that they bits Saul Bass' style, his posters made sense at least. What's happening in goodfellas? an insurance salesman gets his wings?_niko
- rocky - a man must keep on the run from the long shadow of his past?
Pulp Fiction - A wig musical?_niko - Apocalypse Now- ?!?!?!?!
Matrix - some ominous prank call horror shlock?
Back to the Future - skate flick_niko - These aren’t actual movie posters. Thank goodness.monospaced
- yup. I was just looking for movie poster inspiration for a project and pinterist is full of this shit, like 95% is aren't I so clever garbage like this_niko
- Yeah, these aren't great examples of the form to my eye either.Nairn
- they look like lazy college portfolio pieces. Horrible choices with fonts as well.hydro74
- I'm with Niko, they're appealing because we know the films but they're also lazy and unoriginal. Doing actual movie posters is a nightmare though isn't it?MrT
- Yeah. Every one of these would get you laughed out of a presentationscarabin
- I suck at illustrator but I feel I can do these if I wanted toYakuZoku
- Yaku, that is exactly the thing the creators of these said before they drew them. That’s why they exist.monospaced
- sted0
CarJitsu
- _niko3
Hey, You want to see something cool?
yes?
ok first watch this annoying ad for something you don't give a shit about and that you can't skip.
- Followed by another 15sec ad for something you don’t give shit about that you can’t skip.Ramanisky2
- yup_niko
- This is why I paid for a YouTube subscription, not even knowing I got the music along with it.CyBrainX
- Nairn3
People who cycle around with a cat in the front basket, looking for attention. You see them on the internet and they're annoying. You see one in the street beaming at you and nodding giddily at his cat going "c'mon, it's a cat. smile! comment! say something! look at the cat! in a bike basket! amazing, isn't it?" no. fuck off.
- I don’t see this.monospaced
- this is why we need flamethrowershans_glib
- It can be lucrative https://www.1bike1wo…zardoz
- well same can be said about everyone doing something to get attention, like tattoos and odd hair cuts.shapesalad
- ... or people whingeing about minorities cooking their own food in their own homes.Continuity
- awwwww, miserable little shitbag! Although, if I saw this for the first time I'd be like "what the fuck is that cunt doing?"Ianbolton
- What if the cat enjoys it and the cat owner just wants to go for a bike ride?CyBrainX
- You've clearly not seen the type of people that do this, then. There's a few of them in LDN now - guy I saw the other day was pure hungry for recognition.Nairn
- 1: Make eye contact.
2: Smile.
3: Say clearly and loudly "I am paying you attention!".shapesalad - regarding the cooking comment from Continunity - the apartment block had a list of regualtions in the foyer and 'strong cooking' smells was listed as an offenceshapesalad
- window very close to each other, someone's cooking smells could easily seep into 8 peoples living rooms. So I had a right to whinge.shapesalad
- Also listed was a rule not to wash rice as it clogged the old drains.shapesalad
- Uh-huh. Of course there are regulations. What amazing happenstance, eh, you miserable spacker?Continuity
- Side-punches for people who walk their cats on leashes. I'm with you Nairn.garbage
- ID GIVE THEM ALL MY MONEY TO TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT!pango
- Nairn, I've seen plenty of this in NYC. My thought is always "I wonder if my cat would stand for this."CyBrainX
- But there's no way I'd put a basket on my bike. You're just asking for it to become a trash can - because people. Those are the ones I'd like to punch.CyBrainX
- @pango Lol, trust me. The ones I see look like they're being dragged around by a prison guard.garbage
- If it was a monkey or a dog I'd support but for most cats that's hell.Beeswax
- This sorta shit
https://imgur.com/us…Nairn - Rather see a pussy than the shit from the cunt.moogchild
- *than this shit from a cuntNairn
- You're kind of a grumpy, judgmental cunt tbhcanoe
- no shit? an honour, I suppose, coming from such a lovely chap as yourself.Nairn
- it's not an honor coming from me, but it would be from shapesalad, another miserable gas bag on QBNcanoe
- We three bags of boring are! La dee da dee la dee da da, bearing shit we shit on all! La dee da dee la dee da da!Nairn
- https://encrypted-tb…d_gitale
- i want that backpack!pango
- Noggin1
Both of these turds...
- haha damn this is funny, initially I was like who is this little prick but by the end of it I was loving the absurdity of it all, the leaping over the jew was_niko
- hilarious. Thanks Piers for helping this kid blow up._niko
- I'm glad attention is being brought to this most important matter, more important than the Russia war or the Suppression of Uhyhurs etc.shapesalad
- CyBrainX0
This is more like it. This is actually common. Can you imagine wanting represent yourself in this way?
- can you imagine wanting to punch people for representing themselves in a way you don't agree with?imbecile
- I think he’s just talking about the style, not something he disagrees with.monospaced
- I mean, let’s face it, if this were the playground in the ‘80s we’d just say “that’s gay” and move onmonospaced
- @imbecile, Doesn't your question apply to this entire thread?CyBrainX
- and there are just as many equivalent female avatars on this level.CyBrainX
- but it's not the 80's is it Ben?imbecile
- cy, no. people who are shitty to other people deserve punches. people who are different than you do not deserve punches.imbecile
- I'm just less mature than that.CyBrainX
- most of us are. still, dumb hill to stand onimbecile
- Most of us are in this thread adding grievances, just like this on a daily basis.CyBrainX
- Once again imbeciles he’s talking about the style not the type of people. Fucking clueless and you’re still on that fucking hill.monospaced
- My point is that in the 80a we would consider this lame. Because it is. It has nothing to do with the lifestyles. Autistic much?monospaced
- Also kudos on raising yourself up to top level cunt trying to use my real name again. You really are a piece of shit sometimes.monospaced
- Dunno, I'd choose this as an avatar.
They've totally captured me.Nairn - ok, tbf, this is the ubermensch ideal of me that i'd like to project.Nairn
- reminds me of may dead nan's cat on the 'nipfadein11
- canoe1
MediaTemple and GoDaddy migration - took out 3 of my client sites all day long, plus mine. MeLord!
- did your rates go up? Mine have gone up by $10 monthly.hotroddy
- I have yet to figure that out, but they made me pay something on our first call! I've been on hold since 6:30am... sites are still down.canoe
- Does it really take 3 to 5 days to migrate a website? I can't believe that they think it's ok to completely take down a website and email for 5 business days.canoe
- they took one of my client's sites down, and we had to hire someone to put it back up.hotroddy
- they just left the backup zip on the new server and we had to figure it out. offered us a 1-month credit for the trouble!hotroddy
- 7 days later. Re-explained the situation. I have no idea what to do.canoe
- CyBrainX0
Facebook avatars in this style. This example doesn't even do it "justice".
- Couldn’t agree more. This style is absolutely atrocious and embarrassing. It baffles me why anyone would want to have an avatar like this.monospaced
- duckseason2
Gmail dropping ads into the middle of my inbox
- no1 using google anymore...have to get those impressions somehow, needed to pay the billsuan
- No one is using Google?CyBrainX
- the market opened big time. duckduckgo, bravesearch, but also bing got big. teclis, usegrasp and others targeted the search space. and now kids use chatGPT.uan
- there is a trend that points to the end of search engines and advertisement. google search it is the new facebook.uan
- It called...getting fucked in your ass until your anus falls out...or capitalism!utopian
- On you for not using an ad blocker. It's not 1998.i_monk
- Big lolz at no one is using Google. Fresh 2023 stats:
Google: 92,61%,
Bing: 2,79%,
Yahoo 1,1%,
DDG: 0.52%jagara
- NBQ000
Youtuber might get 20 years in jail for crashing his airplane deliberately for clicks and views.
- From comments, lol: "I train pilots for emergency situations such as this. The main rule in any emergency, never ever forget your selfie stick."NBQ00
- America is Fucked: I remembering thinking this was BS when it was first posed 2 years ago. Imagine being such an attention whore for views + likes.fooler
- https://www.youtube.…NBQ00