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- Nairn9
THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I'M DONE WITH A BROWSER TAB AND HIT CTRL+W AND THEN THE OTHER SCREEN FLASHES AND I REALISE I'VE JUST CLOSED MY WORK IN ILLUSTRATOR.
Old man.
- yupdmay
- Just did thisduckseason
- :D May I take the credit for hinting to your sub-conscious?Nairn
- With two screens I find I do that much more. Signs we're getting oid. :-(PhanLo
- what?? Are you on a microsoft computer?milfhunter
- Whisper it, milfhunter ... our Nairn luvs Windows. :OContinuity
- Same issue with caps lock? ;)sab
- Remap illustrator shortcut to ctrl+sdrgs
- What's CTRL+W do?formed
- Same as cmd+WContinuity
- Dunno what that is, either...I must be really, really old.formed
- lol, well, I just tried it...learn something new everyday! Thanks QBN, I'll surely be closing the wrong things now too!formed
- jagara-1
Youtubers that start their show with "I'm your host <name>."
- jagara1
Deepfake porn is not right, and I understand why the people being "portrayed" in it find it highly offensive.
However - a number of Danish actresses made the news yesterday, complaining about the sex/nudity scenes they filmed for mainstream TV and movies, are being shared in dedicated subreddits.
How astronomically retarded do you have to be to film a sex scene with full nudity, in the internet age? And not expect some people on the internet to perv over it? You voluntarily took your clothes off.
- Well that sounds like OnlyFans with extra steps.palimpsest
- What's this got to do with deepfaked porn?Nairn
- Deepfake porn is another (actually understandably offensive) way that celebrities are being used as wank material.jagara
- link?drgs
- It's in Danish, but here you go: https://www.dr.dk/ny…jagara
- The sex scenes I meandrgs
- Oh, hehe. Dunno. Google it, should be easy to find ;)jagara
- The only complete solution is for humans to abandon clothes wearing, once we are all naked, nudity will be like air.shapesalad
- *hairNairn
- "The sequences originate from films and series such as Nordkraft and Doggystyle"
Is that an accurate translation?yuekit - @yuekit correct.jagara
- Celebrities have been using CGi and body doubles for ages for nude scenes, which I find pretty disingenuous and cheap.formed
- don't think i'd consider action sequences and sex scenes as acting tho. it's eye candy and i understand why they'd use doubles.doesnotexist
- It’s not disingenuous or cheap. It’s a directors vision and not much else.monospaced
- formed, I bet you want gay characters to be played by gay actors. And doesnotexist, you sound retarded as fuck.crazyprick
- Akagiyama3
- i'd like to see the cost per ounce prices for eachimbecile
- It took me a while but punches must be given.CyBrainX
- Oh I see now.monospaced
- What? "Can help lower cholesterol"?jagara
- Shrinkflationdmay
- Processed grains with high levels of pesticides, mixed with sugar inside a plastic bag, in a cardboard box, printed with chemical inks... for breakfast.shapesalad
- They call it 'Cheerio' which is a way to say goodbye because that shit will increase massively your risk of Alzheimer's and an early grave visit. So, Cheerio!shapesalad
- What commercially available food product is not packed in plastic, with a CMYK printed label on it? Aren't the vast majority?jagara
- No, the weights, derp.monospaced
- Continuity4
'×' and the self-important twats who use them, and think they're edgy in signifying a collaboration of some description with it.
As in:
BRAND × BRAND
Real-world example (I'm not kidding, MB used to be a client of mine):
Montblanc × Naruto
It's so played out and fucking meaningless. Sick to the tits of seeing it.
- heh, I've not had any of these through the studio for a couple of years, so I'm guessing it's only edgy in the corporate sphere.Nairn
- I did see one recently advertised on the side of a bus that really made me cringe though. Thankfully can't recall what it was. Sports Brand x Politics or sum't.Nairn
- Yup. The final straw was some cunt in my LinkedIn feed posting MidJourney images today of a theoretical 'adidas × Wes Anderson' Gazelle sneakers. Ugh.Continuity
- ^ I think I saw that silliness.CyBrainX
- How about "Powered by"?CyBrainX
- Oh fuck, yeah. 'Powered by' also needs a dickpunch.Continuity
- would + not trigger you?monospaced
- Yeah, I'm not a fan of that either, but I rarely see it. So it has that going for it.Continuity
- Discord x QBNpalimpsest
- Haha yup well said continuity this grated my nerves from the first second I saw it_niko
- Lacoste x Netflixdmay
- lol palifadein11
- flol paliContinuity
- On a sidenote, thank you for using the correct multiply symbol and not an xBaskerviIle
- lol, how very QBN :)Nairn
- I saw this way of showing two brands collaborating years ago in Japan, 15 years ago. You saw it everywhere and I used it a few times.shapesalad
- fuck x youutopian
- it's a nice way to co-brand in textdoesnotexist
- Akagiyama1
- Fucking hell.Continuity
- Let this be a reminder how unacceptable emojis are.CyBrainX
- I don't know man, they both seem happy. Guess some people still need excuses to suck that fart guilt-free. I wonder what the mosquitoes and taps stand for, thorzu-rzu
- It's childish, but if they're happy...jagara
- scarabin3
Google home sucks so hard.
Me: “snack time.” (command is supposed to turn on the kitchen lights for ten minutes)
Google: “according to website.com, snacks were invented by alexander snackington in 1812 after a late night card game when...”
Me, still in the dark with a bag of grated cheese: “holy shit, shut the fuck up”
- Siri can suck my balls too. So useles.monospaced
- Nobody needs smart homes. They are not smart. They are unnecessary. Use light switches like a human.jagara
- I fixed it by adding motion detectors all over the house that turn lights on and off for mescarabin
- Those, on the other hand, are smart! They save power.jagara
- CyBrainX0
<Adjective> much?
Examples: Angry much?, Passive aggressive much?What kind of astronomically stupid word salad is this? How did this become commonplace for so long? Use your damn words. You sound like an idiot.
- CyBrainX1
Windows for creating an application shortcut for every single program installed. Sometimes even an update will create a shortcut.
- hans_glib6
those myriad stupid fuckwits who insist on walking along the street with their noses buried in whatsapp/tiktok/some other onscreen banality, and who then get really pissed off when we clash shoulders.
even more punches for the v2.0 models who have decided that they're being distracted by street noise and so wear over-ear headphones to ensure they're totally divorced from their surroundings.
it's the fucking arrogant entitlement as much as anything - that we should be looking out for them, rather than them out for themselves.
mother nature, where are you when we need you, to plant lamp posts, fast moving cars etc etc in their way???
- it'll sort itself out. pedestrian fatalities have skyrocketed and it's not because of distracted drivers_niko
- There's a macro trend of cites depopulating and rural repopulating. Safe to assume Cities will be full of idiots unable to survive within more natural surroundsshapesalad
- Preach, Brother.Nairn
- Not you, Shapesalad. I doubt you'd make it a week in the countryside proper. Too much poo and nasty smells. Mind you, you'd probably love eating grass.Nairn
- Try riding a bike in a city and see that phenomenon multiplied by 10. Those people get startled after not looking and blame the "crazy bikers".CyBrainX
- well it was doing just that that prompted my rant. some idiot stepped into the road in front of me without looking so i clipped him. fucking wankstain.hans_glib
- lol @ wankstain... haven't used that for a while. cheers.fadein11
- Gnash16
Microsoft Teams
- Word.omer
- unless you Excel at it.Krassy
- hahaGnash
- loo_niko
- A big shit pile yesOBBTKN
- while not great, I prefer it over slackwordssssss
- Teams or Slack will prevent more emails. I'll take either over emails.CyBrainX
- Neither of them prevent meetings, though. Ugh.Continuity
- Meetings are the tool of the Devil. All they do is make for more work.CyBrainX
- NBQ000
Climate activists that throw paint at art or glue themselves on highways to stop traffic.
- duckseason2
nose hairs
- Signs your getting oldContinuity
- Gotta pluck those fuckers.
Way more often than I'm comofrtable withNairn - You pluck your nosehairs?!
You're a sucker for punishment. Get an electric nosehair clipper thingy.Continuity - nose hair clippers? you're a sucker for punishment. we've all been there. nose stubble is the worst, the ol' yank and sneeze every timekingsteven
- When I was a lower-case t, an Irishman told me that plucking nose hairs gave you nose cancer. I still trim ‘em.MrT
- Plucking your ear hairs will give you brain cancer. Fact. I promise. Don't do it.Continuity
- You could go to a Turkish barber and get the green goo treatment. Seems eye-wateringly painful though https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
- Waxing is the same as plucking, is it notdrgs
- Grow a nice big Magnum mo' and blend them in, problem solved.MrT
- I braid mine.utopian
- scarabin5
Dear youtube,
If you offer a video in my feed and i don’t click on it, you should automatically mark it as “not interested” and never offer it again. If you offer a video i’ve partially or fully watched, you should automatically mark it “not interested > because i’ve watched it before” and never offer it again. Instead you just keep throwing the same uninteresting, irrelevant, already seen garbage at me over and over again on every refresh.
Stop making me do your job for you!
- i like when youtube reminds me i have an unfinished video. watching one now.imbecile
- YouTube is built on ancient architecture, because, well, it is ancient, thus all of the issues we experience.canoe
- In my case an unfinished video means a video that turned out to be awful enough i had to bailscarabin
- Fair enough, I have those too. My workaround is I open any new links from the homepage in a new window so I can still say don’t recommend if I don’t like itimbecile
- canoe0
This insatiable bastard has to put his mug everywhere.
- Who?NBQ00
- lol dat SEO guyYakuZoku
- https://i.kym-cdn.co…_niko
- Hahaha, well he certainly needs lessons in UX and usability. Here's what happens when I scroll down to the bottom:
https://i.imgur.com/…Continuity - Cuntity, lol, I just had to say that word. Seriously, my friend, he bought the site, changed the colors slightly and put his face on it...canoe
- The only lesson Neil Patel needs to learn is to not be so..... Neil Patel.canoe
- Ramanisky23
TikTok’rs who made this a trend. How were they able to make it this far in life. Truly astounding stupidity. I wanna throw 1,000’s of haymakers at them. This has to be a troll.
- next level 'magnets' we really live in the age of stupidtank02
- about 10 years ago a physicist tried to explain to me why mirrors mirror horizontally and not vertically, now i know how he feltkingsteven
- ragebaitinteliboy
- They will gladly take any engagements and views. Even if it's rage engagements or repost to show how dumb the video is. They will take it all.pango
- By reposting, you're helping them go further.
:/pango - Wait until they discover where all the food they eat goes, yep you’ve actually got a hole between your legs and poop falls out of it!!!shapesalad
- It's because the paper is not thick enough and the light goes through the paper. If you do it with a sheet of metal you won't see the object.palimpsest
- Pango is right. Also people are so basic and depressing because a matryoshka is a symbol of generational maternity, not this shit.garbage
- Also now that dumb Sniperwolf chick is in my recommends and autoplays. I want to meet her SEO team.garbage
- Just to know how much they pay Google, and if they have any insight to the algo, because it can't just be looks. She's incredibly boring.garbage
- Remember that 100 is the average IQ. Lots of people are idiots.i_monk
- jagara0
The 5 year old kid:
"Mom. Mom. MOM!!" *stern look* "Hello! I'm talking to you! Pay attention!"The mom (looks frightened):
"Oh, sorry honey!"I wanted to punch some manners into the kid, but i should probably punch some parenting into the mom.
(I don't punch kids or moms IRL)
- My kid is like this. It's because of his autism. Don't judge so fast.tank02
- Noted. However, I know this kid, not autist, just a spoiled brat.jagara
- This is normal. You don’t have kids jag?monospaced
- Looking frightened is normal?i_monk
- doggydoggdog6
Ozempic is a perfect example of how anti-fat bias drives us in the opposite direction. Because when they realized that weight loss was a side effect of this drug for some folks and that they could deliver what looked like really dramatic weight loss with minimal side effects, they immediately started marketing in that direction very aggressively.
[Ozempic] is not the only weight loss drug being marketed that way. There's also Wegovy, which the FDA just approved for use in ages 12 and up. ... And so what we're doing, again, is saying, "We're acknowledging the anti-fat bias is a problem. We're acknowledging that it's terrible to treat people in big bodies badly. But if we can just make everyone thin, that goes away." And again, the solution to racism is not to make everyone white. The solution to homophobia is not to make everyone straight. This is not how we as a culture want to be proceeding on this issue.
This bitch is comparing fat shaming to racism and getting press.
- holy shit i just heard her on NPR this morning and had to switch stations. she's definitely got an imagination. next rock star graphic designer.doesnotexist
- Shame on NPR and NYT for featuring such ridiculousness.doggydoggdog
- It's amazing anyone would have her position.CyBrainX
- Fucking fat whorecrazyprick
- Saying she is a whore is little over the top there mate. like me calling you a Herpes riddled gross Midget.. we all know you are not a Midget..hydro74
- Wow, that escalated quickly.maquito
- “Fucking fat whore?”
What about anonymous talentless nobody?maquito - how about just delusionaldoesnotexist
- Lol you losers, you have no power herecrazyprick
- You cunts are fucking pathetic, and hydro - your work is so fucking boring, you do the same shit over and over. Fuck me. I'm yawning just thinking about it.crazyprick
- bro you good?doesnotexist
- I'm fine, thank you. You?crazyprick
- PhanLo0
- Matt Lucas & David Walliams?Bluejam
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- https://i.imgur.com/…PhanLo
- doggydoggdog0
https://wbhm.org/npr_story_post/…
“The chronic experience of weight stigma ... is similar to the research we see on chronic experiences of racism or other forms of bias,” Sole-Smith says. “This raises your stress level. This has you in a constant state of fight-or-flight, and stress hormones are elevated. That takes a toll on our bodies for sure.”
Sole-Smith says parents can combat American diet culture by reclaiming — and normalizing — the word “fat.” Instead of shushing a child in the grocery store who asks why a stranger is so fat, she advises parents to explain that bodies come in lots of shapes and sizes, some fat, some thin.
Sole-Smith, who herself identifies as “small fat,” suggests using the word “fat” as a neutral descriptor, saying it helps “take all the power out of the word. We make it something that can’t be weaponized against us, and that really is the first step towards starting to dismantle anti-fat bias.”
Sole-Smith argues the issue of childhood obesity has become a “proxy,” which obscures larger, systemic problems, including childhood hunger and poverty.
Thin privilege is a concept that is tricky to get our heads around, because if you have it, you don’t really see how much you have it. I mean, it’s a lot like white privilege in that way because you don’t see how much it’s benefiting you. But what we’re talking about with thin privilege is the fact that if you are someone who can wear “straight” sizes [0 to 14], you can walk into The Gap or Target or whatever and find your size easily on the rack. ...
It means when you go to the doctor, your weight is not the first and often only thing that’s talked about. It means you can sit on an airplane and not worry about buckling the seatbelt. You can go to a restaurant without worrying, Will they have booths that are too tight for you to get into while the chairs have arms that are too tight? Physical spaces are built for your body. And whatever your own personal struggles might be ... your body is not a target for the world in the way that someone in a bigger body is.
- This is sending me into a white-hot rage. Ugh.
Whoever thinks being thin/fit is a privilege over being morbidly obese needs to be taken out behind the shed.Continuity - ^ exact. complaining about seats being too small or apparel outlets not having bigger sizes. that's just capitalism, baby! bell curve that shit!doesnotexist
- It's not just capitalism, it's just making the right choices. Taking care of one's body.Continuity
- And this absurd idea that fat-shaming can somehow be equated with homophobia or racism? I choose violence.Continuity
- And Target too. If you're too big to fit into clothes at Target, you clearly have a problem.doggydoggdog
- She probably doesn't floss and cries when her dentist scolds her.doggydoggdog
- 'Stop plaque-shaming me!'Continuity
- This is sending me into a white-hot rage. Ugh.