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  • i_monk40

    .webp

    • +10000000000000000NBQ00
    • lol @ how quick this got upvotedNairn
    • Love how one day it's drag and drop JPEG and GIFs all day long, then boooom .webp for no reason whatsoeverIanbolton
    • In Firefox you can remove webp from images.http.accept in about:config, seems to solve it.i_monk
    • Yeah most annoying thing ever...try to save an image, oh thanks Google a format I can't actually use.yuekit
    • +100000000grafician
    • wait, even more +111888800012grafician
    • there's a chrome extension to add 'save as png' to your right clicksBaskerviIle
    • also fuck chrome!grafician
    • fuck spyware!api
    • fuck spiders!sted
    • I just open in explorer and save as bitmap. Still annoying but because Adobe-apple doesn't support it. Its compression is awesomedeathboy
    • Just take a screenshot, curse Google, open in Macromedia Fireworks 4, curse Adobe, crop, curse Trump or Obama, export as .png, and voila - done.Krassy
    • ^cmd + shift + 4 on Mac - no need for other appsgrafician
    • @grafician LOL! I guess it wasn't clear that clearly I was joking :)Krassy
    • I started to copy/paste into photoshop and save for web. Proper annoying though.PhanLo
    • use safarihotroddy
  • kingsteven31

    for me - for not keeping an eye on the dog in the park earlier.

    for one of the dog walkers i was talking to - for not telling me he'd seen a woman helping her child take a shit in the bushes behind us earlier in the day.

    for the rain - for making gravy of that hot toddy.

    for my dog - for rolling in it.

    for the other dog walker i was with - for suggesting to pour water on it.

    for my dog again - who began to shake it off as he poured, launching a liquid shit tornado all over us and a passing elderly deaf man.

    i have heartburn.

    • buahahahahahahah
      fuck this is one of the funniest things i've read on here, I'm dying.
      _niko
    • lolmoldero
    • Bahahascarabin
    • Liquid shit tornado all over us... been there man. Lol.ben_
    • oh man, what a shit showGnash
    • Shitnb
    • Lolllll king!!!futurefood
    • after a hosing down 3 baths and a walk and a swim the dog is finally clean. it'll be a while before i forget that smell though. jaysuskingsteven
    • WOW. Dogs bring the weird scenarios. Mine once woke me up at 2:30am, seemed to be having stomach problems. "Alright bud".garbage
    • Go for a walk, having a cig and am half awake. Feel the leash stop. Look down to see a burst sewer line, and him rolling in it. Baths til sunrise.garbage
    • I've heard that some dogs do that in order to mask their scent from their prey. Either way, feel your pain. And the deaf man lol.garbage
    • Yeah, smell sticks to dogs extra well. Mine shook a skunk to death. It was a yeah before you couldn't smell it on her.
      I feel your smell pain.
      lemmy_k
    • I'm not sure if I'm supposed to downvote or upvote this.fooler
    • hahahad_gitale
    • lolsMrT
    • I thought commies prefer leashesdeathboy
    • Helps keep those free market individualist dogs in check when wanting to do shit it till in shit ruling class doesn't likedeathboy
    • Ah more dog shit.MrT
    • All shit storms with commiesdeathboy
    • hahahahahamilfhunter
    • db are you a talking dog? it would explain a lot.kingsteven
    • what a joy this was to read, thank you for your inconvenience for bringing joy to the rest of uscolin_s
    • @lemmy "Shook a skunk to death" I'm fucking dead lol.garbage
    • You legendstoplying
    • dogs are great lmaoernexbcn
  • Ramanisky226

    • flolContinuity
    • HahaGnash
    • #messwithtexasCyBrainX
    • To be fair, its a very punchable face.Akagiyama
    • Literallyutopian
    • Headline of the fucking day, holy shit! hahahahha!elahon
    • Without reading the headline, I thought it was hybrid Chrissie/Trumpcanoe
    • what u think .. which body part gets the most hits ? throat or nuts i speculate...neverscared
    • Right in his smug face, I hope.elahon
    • I wanna see the aftermath.Continuity
    • Could be an actual business idea. Charge per punch. Or 5 min session with a baseball batpango
    • they are locking it up in a closed room.... just like trumpo loco in flesh is on the pathway to end up ... what a coincidence.neverscared
    • @never: definitely the throat. Right in the Neck Vagina.Akagiyama
    • Wish I could like this twiceYakuZoku
    • That would be fun!formed
    • the hair looks more realistic than his real hair!fooler
  • utopian27

    • Certified by drgs, says it all.i_was
    • Doris is a giant cunt.elahon
    • Doris is robocapn_ron
    • BobotronRamanisky2
    • cunt of the monthsted
    • Doris who?! Never heard of her. Sorry.maquito
    • ^ we have all heard from you, very famous around these parts, tosser.i_was
    • Yuri not robomoldero
    • They're interchangeable. Failed losers trolling websites - fuck em.ben_
    • Yuri's hard left "free thinker" they're the oppositemoldero
    • I like em both, I don't agree, but I their cool in my bookmoldero
    • Doris' a cuntpango
    • A racist cuntpango
    • As it 'appens i'm neither. But punch away 'tope, spango, etc, I'd fold ya all like deck chairs.Doris_McSquirter
    • I doubt it that u would be able to any of that folding with those barbie-like arms of yourssted
    • Shout out to dudes who think masks are weak but that Batman is cool!neverscared
    • yer maw's a fuckin deck chair.face_melter
    • fucking losergrotesk_neue
  • _me_29

    • Oh wow
      Is this your best Photoshop skills?
      grafician
    • But sure, thanks for taking the time to try to make...something...a...
      I'm really impressed here
      grafician
    • lol, I knew when I clicked on the thread this would be grafician-related.Nairn
    • Nairn he even misspelled the name, or whatever he was trying to do there

      These crypto types are something else lol
      grafician
    • He's a designer, though.monospaced
    • < Not by the looks of this.grafician
    • Btw FYI "grafician" literally means "graphic designer" or "graphic artist" in Romaniangrafician
    • It's a nice name but you have totally soiled it.i_was
    • _me_ the greedy bitcoin hustler with his second house.. we all gonna breath toxic air because he can´t get enough houses... greed .. wow so much greed.neverscared
    • Out of curiosity: What are you fighting about? I don't get it.SimonFFM
    • @Simon I pointed out some things in the crypto thread and elsewhere and some people like _me_ got offended I guess, but it's ridiculous going this fargrafician
    • @i_was but it's NOT a name LOL
      it's a noun!

      In French, it's "graphiste"
      In Spanish something like "gráfico"
      grafician
    • in australian - its cunt._me_
    • goodnight_me_
    • @graphician Shut up insufferable cunt.i_was
    • Keep on up voting this.i_was
    • There is no "australian", Australia uses English as national language. So it's the same "graphic designer"

      You wasted your time for no good reason! Hahahaaa
      grafician
    • did he though?monospaced
    • @simonffm - he's just been annoying everyone for too long x thats all - no drama - just y'know - meh x_me_
    • yurimon - just insufferable_me_
    • ^ Faultlessly living up to the meme LOLHayzilla
    • CUNT_me_
    • he's not a Cunt, he's just a very silly boy.

      END
      _me_
    • If he sees (or imagines, as is often the case) something he disagrees with he relentlessly floods the discussion with insults until he kills the discussion.kingsteven
    • dellusional yurimon / never scared / graphician - who knows - who cares ? - i just had enough._me_
    • Yes enough for today, let's start tomorrow again.i_was
    • ha x_me_
    • _me_ now u have two houses and u are still so angry ... what more do want to calm down? 3 houses? a lambo? jeez man so many demons inside u ... not kool.neverscared
    • @neverscared stop it man, leave them be, it's getting weird already all this bickeringgrafician
    • +27 and going up strong!i_was
    • @grafician it´s not funny .. _me_ is making the oceans boil while his blood is boiling too... what a miserable person.neverscared
    • but i agree it is wierd to c an anti-eco guy like _me_ calling someone cunt... i guess he has a self esteem boost from buying his second house..neverscared
    • his desire for material wealth doesn´t seem to make him too calm and elegant... let´s hope he finds more peace of mind in the future.neverscared
  • Bennn14

    I saw a 20-something girl in the subway, I was standing beside her, she was sitting so I had a perfect view of her phone screen, so I observed what she was doing. ... its was ... crazy!

    She was litteraly flying between, WhatsApp, Snapchat, instagram, text messages and Facebook at a speed you can't even imagine!

    Her phone wallpaper was a picture of herself. My run in the subway was 20 min. She poster 3 selfies on Instagram. When she was scrolling pictures on her phone to find selfies to post, i saw that around 90% of all the pictures in her phone was selfies.

    Lots and LOTS of emojis in all her texts. Lots of texts. She just kept answering texts the whole time.

    But watching her scrolling Instagram was the most crazy part of it all... She just kept scolling and liking like a psychopath! Spending an average of 0,05sec on each pics. She often stopped around 2-4 sec on pictures of beautiful girls, but she didnt like those, only check them longer. Probably comparing and hating herself.

    What kind of humans is the technology developping? Those who are born with thech in their hands. The future is scary.

    • I had pretty much this exact experience last year, watching some girl flit between the same 3 apps, refreshing each manically, then doting on a pic of herselfNairn
    • .. I think I even whinged about it in this thread :)Nairn
    • haha Ben. Instagram psychopath.
      It's all rather fucked isn't it.
      set
    • I saw a girl doing this in an airport. She would post a selfie, and then pull down the screen obsessively for reloads, checking the likes. It was insane.monospaced
    • I've witnessed the same thing. The girl was about 16 and the speed at which she was scrolling and liking/responding to shit was unbelievableMilan
    • mental disorder?Krassy
    • maybe was her allotted 20 minutes for social. Spent the rest of the day in the park, reading Dostoyevsky and finishing her 2020 business planBrokenHD
    • fucking lol broken_niko
    • its no mental disorder Krassy, its the youth these day.Bennn
    • I dont even know how they manage to be functional at schoolBennn
    • People like her couldn't stand a day outside the grid without her phone. it would be like an addict without drugs.Bennn
    • is it the norm these days? i guess you're right - in that case it's not a disorder; if the entire generation is doing this. #evolution LOLKrassy
    • I'm not entirely sure it's all of them, lol.set
    • when reality sucks, you turn inwards. Before was music, before that books... now... selfies and msgs and scrolling social media...shapesalad
    • this is your greatest post ever :)fadein11
    • "What kind of humans is the technology developping?"
      Humans that can literally fly.
      That's something we should all get behind.
      deadsperm
    • Creeper!pango
    • I know some girls who's instagram is all of themselves. They do get some free stuff from it and hope to sign some sort of promotional deal.freedom
    • If my children turn into this kind of monster, they'll be thrown in an insane asylum.mg33
    • <^ lolmoldero
    • She may look at you on QBN and think you/us absolutely insane too lolnotype
    • Imagine what's going to happen in another 10 years, dehumanizing humans.davey_g
    • Mg33. Oh you will have a lot more to worry about in 10 years time. Lolpango
    • I had a similar experience in a Lyft this afternoon...the future of America looks bright.utopian
    • Fun post to read as I see them too. Self absorbed, clueless, and entitledhotroddy
    • I wonder what sort of parents these kids will end up being?BusterBoy
    • There should be a Pity for: thread. Awful.
      Yet, the path of excess leads to the tower of wisdom.
      jagara
    • Sick new society. What a freak.NBQ00
    • I mean people would throw babies in lakes, murder people for a loaf of bread, disease, death, pain and misery were about a thousand times more rampant...set
    • ... than in this 'sick new society' lol.set
    • @BusterBoy: Exactly!Bennn
    • i personally know parents who let their kids under 5 y-o play with cellphone and tablet as long as they want everydayBennn
    • the new zapping?!neverscared
    • People like this have always existed, tech is just a new arrow in the quiver of narcissism.ben_
    • Similar experience in Greece. Girl, 20 something. I was sitting next to her in a bus. She was checking/posting for nearly 4 hourssandpipe
  • mort_9

    I mean eating ass in the first frame of your music video is kind of genius, but doesn't make them any less punchable IMO.

    • I gave this a serious listen for 2 mins before I realized I’m a middle aged gent who no longer understands the music the youth are into anymore. Shockingly badhardhat
    • Russsian hypersonic thermonuclear missile on their wayOBBTKN
    • "Iz da wigger way" ?GuyFawkes
    • NM, just seen the name of the song.
      Enunciate ass eating mother fuckers!
      GuyFawkes
    • No shittier than anything else out there really_niko
    • Good music or not, they are getting tons of attentiondrgs
    • what language is this?dasohr
    • haha YT comment : When you learning English, these two are the final bosslajj
    • I'd say it sounds even more comical without autotune turned up to 11 on the vocals.mort_
    • Good they added music, really upped the production valuesPhanLo
    • Three beat slide are better. FACT.Morning_star
    • It’s interesting watching where music goes, but wtf is this shit?Ianbolton
    • It looks like they're hated on because of their looks. I can't hear any difference between their music and other current music. Signs mine getting old.palimpsest
    • The timing of their 'rapping' is all over the place, and not in a good way. That's one difference.mort_
    • Never question why America is over.utopian
    • there are kids out there who practice day and night on their music, thousands and thousands of hours perfecting their craft to maybe get into an orchestra one_niko
    • @ian These are two spoiled-ass rich kids that generate hype on being absolutely punchable. It's actually their MO.garbage
    • day and make a decent living. Then there's these guys. millionaires overnight with the talent and dedication of a puss filled abscess._niko
    • Kids have always bought fucking terrible music. Thankfully, there's plenty of alternatives.Fax_Benson
    • what is greater commentary on today's consumption driven life than eating ass on camera?doesnotexist
    • I can get behind promoting eating ass.palimpsest
    • i dunno... i suppose there's a market for this type of tune. obviously since they're getting attention...exador1
    • but I've got two teens at home...my son loves rap and hiphop and has been part of a dance/choregraphy hiphop crew for years...exador1
    • and HE thinks this stuff is garbage. So it's not all teens that are digging this stuff... obviously some are, but not all of em...exador1
    • "I set this song as my alarm. Now I wake up 30 mins earlier so I dont have to listen to it."PhanLo
    • ^lolGuyFawkes
    • Shite.MrT
    • Imma vomited a little inside. Going to listen to JD Beck now to get the bad taste out of my mouth.stewart
    • Also the ass they’re eating is a real doll or one of those sex torso thingies lol_niko
    • It ALMOST feels comedic, eh?ideaist
    • snltank02
    • Haha @SNLhardhat
    • Grills are stupid now and definitely on the decline.cannonball1978
    • These guys got their own style and an insane earworm catchphrase 'island bwoy'. Music is poor but what gets me is their absolute shiiiiiite persona.microkorg
    • Their impact is pisspoor, swinging arms about and an 'attitude' that tires after 3 seconds, even they look like they get tired of each scene and don't know whatmicrokorg
    • to do in each scene after a few secs other then continue doing the same.microkorg
    • this is 100% pure crapBennn
    • Yes theyre eating the poo pooGuyFawkes
    • What the fugg is wrong with their teeth? some sort of cap things? Music is utter garbage btw.sab
    • You can only get out what you put in, and the only thing ive seen them eat so far is shit.GuyFawkes
    • They’re life’s are going to be filled with disappointment and humiliation. Let them have their 15 minhotroddy
    • *their liveshotroddy
    • Burberry... immediate panic in the board room.shapesalad
    • The shot at 2:13, dude in Burberry... looks like a total loser at doing this - but is that the point, trying to look like zero effort or skill?shapesalad
    • @hotroddy They were born millionaires. They will have every excess and creature comfort imaginable for their entire lives. How do you think they got so stupid?garbage
    • Isn’t this a SNL sketch?necromation
    • @garbage- money doesn't bring happiness. (particularly if wealth is inherited). Why do you think they are starving for attention?hotroddy
    • these two are going to have major mental meltdowns once the spotlight fades into obscurityhotroddy
  • utopian21

    These two miserable low life cunts!

    • Brabo_Brabo's comment is especially despicable. What a lowlife piece of trashnb
    • it's really quite tiring how there's always, without exception, a couple of cunts on qbn.inteliboy
    • And coincidentally, they both supported Trump. Weird.monospaced
    • when I saw the heartfelt post about a death, I knew it was a only matter of time before Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne chimed in and derailed it_niko
    • imagine being that desperate for attention. cunts.fadein11
    • yeah, and thank the internets utopian is here for the rescue.sted
    • their moral compass is clearly pointing towards hell and anti-life. they will never understand compassion and intelligence.neverscared
    • The beacon of morality has been light.
      Rejoice!
      palimpsest
    • You people are all the same.palimpsest
    • *litfadein11
    • Yes, in hating people who behave like assholesNutter
    • My bad, fadein11. Thanks.
      When it comes to spreading lies I see no difference between The QBN Axis of Evil & The QBN Woke Squad.
      Identify as you will.
      palimpsest
    • Nutter, good to hear we're on the same page.palimpsest
    • your investment of time and resources wasted for boxing and labeling things in a virtual community is astonishing.
      sometimes amusing
      sted
    • So that's what these little boxes are for!palimpsest
    • Respect for a member's mourning should take precedence over our jouissance of righteousness.
      Keep bumping!
      palimpsest
    • b_b's a curious one - can't work out whether they're an actual Brit, or someone pretending to be Scottish. At least their second incarnation recently.Nairn
    • Congrats, Felix!!!
      <3
      PonyBoy
    • Whoops... wrong post!! Sorry... carry on!!PonyBoy
    • pony.
      https://i.pinimg.com…
      pango
    • Bobo is re-Wokeutopian
    • lol pangoPonyBoy
    • edge lords edge lordin'fadein11
    • Triggered fascist/naziHayoth
    • at least he got that right this time. Facist = nazi. Well done hayoth! would you like a banana sticker? :Dpango
  • tank0220

    For The cops who kicked in my door, because they got the wrong house during a domestic call. Double punches for leaving just a note and a flimsy padlock. Triple punches for the cops at the station who lost the key for the padlock.
    And punches all around for totally destroying the wood of the door. I had to come back from fucking holidays. Fuck cops, fuck em all

  • MarleyMarl32

    Boz.

    • micro aggression?SocialJusticeWarrior
    • hey now! I don't agree with anything Boz says about politics but he's one of the few people that actually uses his real name and I can respect that...fooler
    • ... and now that he's way stronger than me I don't want to piss him off to much. hahha JK Trump Sux!fooler
  • CyBrainX11

    "Copy that."
    I'm not even talking about cheesy cop shows on TV.
    People I work with are saying that in normal conversation during meetings.

  • mandomafioso24

  • Ianbolton16

    Whoever posted a picture of a horses dick in pic of the day. My boss was stood behind me and said "oh Ian, really?"

    • o no!ok_not_ok
    • You're welcome.deadsperm
    • Fixed. ;)mg33
    • but how was their pronunciation?

      I mean, they could've been interested?
      Nairn
    • Between a bridge giving the middle finger, a dude blowing a condom with his nose, an ad for women over 45 & a toilet with a sticker...deadsperm
    • ... it's the beauty of equine anatomy you have an issue with.
      God bless!
      deadsperm
    • It wasn't me, but this is awesome. lolMaaku
    • oh good, just saved $160 by cancelling my therapy appointmentGnash
    • LOLdeadsperm
    • Oh shit, not only was it removed from the frontpage but completely deleted. I'd like to be those of you that didn't see it just to imagine the nastiness of it.deadsperm
    • Someone posted a photo a horse's willy? The things I miss ...Continuity
    • ***looks over shoulder and heads to the Pic of the Day thread***elahon
    • someone please post the photo here, I missed out the shenanigans.utopian
    • You'll be disappointed:
      https://i.imgur.com/…
      I'm sure you were imagining something better.
      deadsperm
    • ok, now we have "horse's dick" in words on the fp instead of a pic :)renderedred
    • This post hasn't got enough upvotes. Here, have another one!Continuity
    • one horse pic to boss and ur a horse dick enthusiast for all of history.hotroddy
    • 'And then I looked over and saw a horses cock, seemed such a normal guy too...'PhanLo
    • hahahahahahahahahaha...NBQ00
    • great, another qbn trolljaylarson
    • But but, why would anyone browse QBN at work?Krassy
    • I feel a bit shit for getting this deleted guys, but to be fair, I prefer bigger, harder horses cocksIanbolton
    • It wasn't a matter of your personal taste for cocks, it was a matter of context. The post was relevant within the context of other posts at the time.deadsperm
    • Now it's just about a never seen horse cock.
      It's all good though.
      deadsperm
  • Ramanisky224

    my conservative knucklehead friends who decided to have this made for my birthday yesterday.
    Those son’sabitches ... LOL!!
    Surprisingly I didn’t vomit after that slice I had.

    • LOL great!renderedred
    • HAHA
      Happy birthday Ram!!
      moldero
    • Thanks MoldieRamanisky2
    • missing hashtag#
      Would not eat!
      utopian
    • Hehe! The best, the Trump's toy... Late hbd!!OBBTKN
    • Happy 60th anniversary, Ramaniskydrgs
    • lol thnx fellas.Ramanisky2
    • Awesome! Did they do this cause you turned 45? (Matching the bestest pres' presidency num?)Krassy
    • hbd ram!! eat its head first;)sted
    • Actually 47 yrs old.
      Oh and the trump head is wax and I’m gonna burn that mutha down. LOL.
      Ramanisky2
  • NBQ0016

    All the fucking cunts who enjoy the nice weather in the parks and nature and litter. I fucking hate assholes who do BBQ outside or drinking parties with their friends and leave all their trash and bottles laying around instead of putting them in the garbage bins.

    The town I live in even put up trash containers for when the regular trash bins are full and yet all these dumb idiots are too lazy and stupid to keep it clean. The city usually cleans up everything in the morning but it’s just nasty to trash the parks so much and everything stays overnight for birds and animals to poison themselves or injure. On top of it all the wind can blow it onto the lake.

    This is the first time I see people being so careless and ignorant and causing so much garbage. It’s as if the lockdown has made them dumber than they already were. Why can’t people be like the Japanese who so carefully clean up everything after themselves.

    Fucking cunts.

    • My son and I drove 2hrs to fish only to find the place tagged and full of trash.lemmy_k
    • Litterers and taggers of people's property should be kneecapped.Nairn
    • There are virtually no trash cans in Japan, they carry their trash in their pockets (which has a symbolic meaning in their lives)
      Fuck Japan
      drgs
    • I have a designated trash pocket (burning man habit) but i always seem to launder it instead of throwing it away laterscarabin
    • ^LOL
      Glad I'm not the only one with clean trash!
      lemmy_k
    • litter is some seriously low life shit, because there is literally no good reason to do it, ever. Littering is actively making the world worse for everyone nearmonospaced
    • The neighborhood and village where I live is spotless. A mile away, outside the village bounds, and there's literally trash eveywhere. And poor people.monospaced
    • People just drop trash everywhere there. Everywhere. If someone did that on my block, peopel would start shit.monospaced
    • The solution is social pressure. Instagram influencer hot chicks should say they don’t like guys that trash. And visa versa.shapesalad
    • When I go hiking I bring an empty back pack and enough waters.AQUTE
    • The last time I hiked I filled up my backpack with all the trash found 2 more plastic bags full of all kinds of trash. I was a good feeling to clean upAQUTE
    • This makes me rage. If I see someone drop litter, I let them know.calculator
    • it's off the scale since lockdown. I'm close to vigilantism.Fax_Benson
    • In Madrid there is way more dog shit since the pandemicChimp
    • I see so many people just opening up a candy bar (or any other food in a wrapper) and just throwing it off to the side as they walk. Makes me so fucking mad.lvl_13
    • I would say something, but I’d rather keep my teeth. Too many fucking crazy people in SF...especially right now.lvl_13
    • yesterday i saw a dude drop an empty pack of cigs walking drunk w/ friends. tried to fist bump me as he walked by after he saw me scowl. i declined, he cursed.sarahfailin
    • Fuck all them people dropping these everywhere https://www.theblack…Nairn
    • Happens all over the world everyday. Horrible. My community FB group is 99% about rubbish left in parks by teenagers.Hayzilla
    • the worst thing is these selfish wankstains would be the first to complain if they had to sit among all the rubbish. so fucking selfish.hans_glib
  • pango16

    all the fucking dumb face youtube thumbnails.



    • lol wow I hardly Realized but it’s so cringe seeing it shown like thismonospaced
    • It gives ‘em clicks. More clicks more $$NBQ00
    • the algo loves that surprised open mouth shitYakuZoku
    • This is what you see when you log in private because you don't want to ruin your algorithms.garbage
    • That one dumb girl with black glasses zero original thought that is paying a shit ton of money to be featured comes to mind.garbage
    • ^ you lost me...pango
    • The opposite of this is searching in Getty images for a corporate office worker.shapesalad
    • i personally will not watch cringe dumb fuck face thumbnail youtube videos.pango
    • Could be worse. Dumb ad agencies copying this style for their dull products trying to cater to the zoomers.tank02
    • plz let me know when that happens. i wanna see it. lolpango
    • Plus most of them need 10 mins to convey around 30s of useful info, if any.MrT
    • pewds 4eva!YakuZoku
    • VIRGINautoflavour
    • i will never click on anything that looks like this._me_
    • TLutopian
    • This is the source of university dissertations.shapesalad
    • if you replaced the human with a dog or cat doing those expressions I imagine you'd get a extra 10% click through rateshapesalad
    • Feed those into a neutral net, get it to auto generate them for you. optimise for views.shapesalad
    • i do enjoy the episodes of Rhett and Linkmilfhunter
    • All those faces are telling me is "Don't watch this. There's no chance you won't hate it."CyBrainX
    • What I get from those thumbnails are "over hyped", "expect disappointment"pango
  • jagara7

    You know what's hard core, dangerous and frightening? Coffee, sparkling water and brewing companies. It's for the death defiant. Fucking cool. The names reflect this.



    • Run by murderous biker gangs.jagara
    • OK, chief.palimpsest
    • "Murder your thirst"jagara
    • hahafuturefood
    • Prove your masculinity through consumerism!ideaist
    • "Quench your sober"Wordsworth
    • Bludgeon your bladderFax_Benson
    • Shatter your shitterWordsworth
    • Rape the drynesscrazyprick
    • Bareback Blendutopian
    • Lol, had to look them up because that's some name-jacking. They sent some into space with Elon for pathetic promotion.garbage
    • But also, there's only one Death Wish, and it is measured in inches, not ounces.garbage
    • by bros for bros_niko
    • The last one is a joke and it’s pretty funny in my opinion.monospaced
    • Name jacking? Death wish is a common phrase and is used all the time for stuff.monospaced
    • LISTEN HERE LIB TARD! .....I BUY THESE TO BE TOUGH AND HAVE FLAGS ON MY JEEP. STOP BEING WOKEhydro74
    • That said, liquid death sparkling water is actually really good.dyspl
    • @mono Have you really never seen Liquid Death? It's in every store and placed on every other podcast desk. Also Deathwish is a legend skateboard company.garbage
    • I'm beginning to think you're 80.garbage
    • liquid death was a good marketing concept imomilfhunter
    • Yeah man, water is so metaljagara
    • are these what they served in the gestapo headquarters across europe ?neverscared
    • No I’ve not seen liquid death and no it’s not in every store. I come from the birthplace of skateboarding and I’m 44.monospaced
    • What I meant was the design of water called death wish is a joke. Not that it isn’t real. Derp.monospaced
    • Please fix the racist eyes on the bearded brewbezoar
    • It's right by the Gatorade, you can find it in gas stations and any grocery store. Also please tell me you were born in California.garbage
    • Because NYC is absolutely not the birthplace of skateboarding.garbage
    • try new and improved "Wet Shit".mrAtor
    • These comments should all be in the signs your getting old threadletterhead
    • Never heard of Liquid Death? The brand is hailed in the ad/marketing world as a case study in successletterhead
    • Everything they do for promotion/advertisin... is hilarious

      They are on a pace to surpass Monster Energy in valuation

      *Shakes fist
      letterhead
    • +100 @letterhead re: getting old threadduckseason
    • Dangerous Man is actually a pretty solid midwest brewery... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯duckseason
    • "Liquid Death is no longer water from the Alps. The water is now bottled at the 3300 Artesian facility in Virginia."crazyprick
    • the whole concept was death to plastic right? like these cans are valuable and recyclable unlike the floating garbage heap that plastic bottles are?_niko
    • No, the concept was literally to make rock n roll tallboys. "How can we brand sparkling water as 'hardcore'?"garbage
    • Double fistAQUTE
    • I like Liquid Death as a brand. They make so many things right by just being different than all the other waters. It's a pure marketing showcase and it works.Longcopylover
    • (I never drank one tough)Longcopylover
    • It's all a way of signaling toughness for people who are so very, very not tough. Yeah, I sip lattes with skulls on them, don't fuck with me.jagara
  • shapesalad6

    Just about everyday of my life, as I walk down the street, any street, any country — it's me that steps aside, deviates course, or contorts oneself as thinly as possible to let him, her, them, even a dog coming towards – past.

    I think I can count on my hands the number of times in my life someone coming towards me has had the common decency to recognise a fellow human on this planet, have some self awareness of their physical existence and recognise the path we both share – can be shared. We can both pass each other, without physically touching, bashing each other – simply by giving each other some space. Taking a wee tiny side step, to give each other some foot room.

    A few times I decide - ok, be like them, don't be a gentleman, pretend to be looking elsewhere – see if, perhaps I'm moving too soon in the pavement game of chicken - but no. It's not to be. They perhaps think it's normal to to just bash into oncoming pedestrians.

    Alas, after spending far too long wondering if it's the way I look, or if I move too soon, or if I'm more adverse to physical touch from a passing stranger - I've concluded, I'll be the gentleman, and step aside for every frigging man, woman, child, and dog that is coming towards me on the pavement of life.

    But if I step aside, stop, and even wait for you to pass as there's not enough room due to you not budging sideways by even an inch – at least say thank you.

    Punches to all those that don't share the pavement of life.

    Double Punches and a few sly kicks to the genitals to all those that don't say thank you to a fellow pedestrian that steps aside to let your fat ass past.

    • Same.monospaced
    • i walk 6 miles through the city every day - people will get 2 meters away, and rather than face any social interaction, bury their head in their phone andkingsteven
    • force me out of the way - like unlocking their phone and swiping through the apps makes them some kind of cyborg bullet.kingsteven
    • the worst thing, that i see on a daily basis... something that should be taught in schools: if someone is working, they have right of way...kingsteven
    • every day i see folks (and it's usually retirees, students, business men) forcing workmen, delivery drivers, shelf stockers to wait so they can shop ffs.kingsteven
    • We are very polite and friendly here in San Diego. Always smiles and thank yous. :) you should visit!HijoDMaite
    • "the pavement of life"sarahfailin
    • Barking “watch the fuck out” usually works. Fear is a great educator.cannonball1978
    • I have been complaining about this for years, thank you, I am not alone. Arrogant fucks.fadein11
    • Have you ever tried not moving? It's surprising how fluidly quick a lot of people tuck themselves in at the last second when they're over your path.detritus
    • I spend the entiriety of my existence 'trying to do the right thing' by other people. A few years ago I started employing this aggressively.detritus
    • I now have regular arguments with people on the streets - probably averaging one a week at least. Big fuckers, small fuckers, young people, old people.detritus
    • I'm 40 now. I'm old enough to not give a shit. I'm old enough to start paying back.

      I'm fucking Batman, man.
      detritus
    • I'm LDN; I'l be stabbed soon.detritus
    • +1 kingsteven - and people lugging heavy loads around. Move the fuck out of the way, ignants.detritus
    • I'm sure the world is ruder now than it was when I was a boy. Perhaps it's simply because I grew up in The North, in the countryside. People are better there.detritus
    • https://www.youtube.…cannonball1978
    • "The world ends when you're dead"
      I like that.
      detritus
    • This is horrible in NYC. I was taught to touch your hair and watch people walk into your elbow and then apologize.whatthefunk
    • Haha I felt like this the other day. Never understood people that make no effort to even slightly skew the angle as they pastset
    • https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
    • I used to wonder if I was invisible it was so infuriating. I’m so damn considerate. God bless the baby stroller. Get the hell out of my way. That’s right.monospaced
    • the worst for me : opening a store/restaurant door and letting people walk out before I walk in, only to be treated like the fucking doorman without even a lookspl33nidoru
    • Woah... I thought i was alone in this war... Education is dead, so sadOBBTKN
    • https://twitter.com/…PeterPancake
    • I was raised with extreme "english" manners and it kills me to break them but I have become so sick of these people I have stopped. I wont even stand for a ladymugwart
    • these days. Sounds petty but i feel my grand father turn in his grave every time.mugwart
    • Dont go to Jamaica Queensdocpoz
    • People not allowing you to exit the elevator before they try to enter. It boggles my mind.klar
    • I usually say out loud, "NO PROBLEM" just as they pass by..cbass99
    • I couldhave write that exact same powt, you're not alone man!Bennn
    • *post.
      Same thing for doors
      Bennn
    • Holy shit! Every damn day I step aside and plan my steps 50 steps ahead to make sure I make room for people passing. I’m glad I’m not alone!lvl_13
    • Most humans are so oblivious. Many days I just want to walk down the sidewalk in a straight line and let people run into me. Fuck yo’ phone and yo’ dog...lvl_13
    • Probably is a lack of consciousness in our culture.mugwart
    • This post has so many levelsdrgs
    • They're either oblivious or, like you, got tired of others not being considerate of them. The cycle perpetuates itself. Don't stop being considerate of others.SteveJobs
    • Am I the only who this this is dense?Hayoth
    • I'd just stand still and lower my body weight. "Come at me bro!!"pango
    • Bonus points for stopping to form a large circle in the middle of the sidewalk while you chat, forcing everyone else to walk into the road to get by you.monNom
    • If you stand still RIGHT OFF the escalator, or pick that spot to make your phone calls, Imma bump into you, that's my limitspl33nidoru
    • While we're at it. How about the little electric eyes that control the water, soap and paper towels in public washrooms. Fuck those things.monNom
    • strangesandpipe
  • fooler12

    my friends wife has been posting inspirational quotes like this for the past few weeks and getting a ton of sympathy "likes" from all of our friends

    Turns out she's been fucking another friends husband for the past two years and just recently got caught.

    • I'm guided to think she's a piece of shitGnash
    • I’m guided to think monagamy is a construct created by humans that causes more pain than pleasure.imbecile
    • Quotes like that man.. the common denominator amongst every batshit crazy woman I've ever been with.Cnazz
    • Ugh.MrT
    • @Cnazz, true of the year, i can confirm it from a pair of ex gf, omgOBBTKN
    • is she hot?M01XXX
    • I'm guided to know what she looks likeautoflavour
    • So inspiring.pango
    • And people saying "that is not who I am" when caught out doing bad stuff should be punched in the face.comicsans
    • Just take responsibility and deal with the destruction and re-building of your character.robthelad
    • @Cnazz & @comicsans So trueinv
    • Probably how she was overcoming guiltHayoth
    • @Cnazz -- damn, so true. I had not really made that connection before. I will be using this as a wing-nut filter moving forwardGnash
    • Anyone who posts more than two text-on-photos gets unfollowed.i_monk
    • There was a study that came out saying people that posted motivational meme quote things were of low intelligence.PhanLo
    • Lol I know another married woman who cheats and posts quotes also, lol... Guilty mind.robotron3k
    • And he's stayed with her? shit.Leigh
    • I see quite a bit of stuff like that as well from old 'friends' on facebook. most of the time, it's from girls that were 'the popular' one from, like 'grade 8'.exador1
    • but now we're all in our mid 40's and life's not quite turned out how they thought it would... many of them have either failed marriages, or something similar..exador1
    • I personally find 'over-sharing' on facebook or anyplace else a bit off, and it turns me off...but I understand that some folks either need the reassurance, orexador1
    • have a need to 'reach out' and get sympathy or whatever...it's not for me, but I get it... it's either posts like those 'inspirational' quotes, orexador1
    • worse..the 'vague' things like 'this sucks' or 'I'm tired of this' or something leading...then you get all the 'what's wrong sweetie?...'hugs!' or whatever....exador1
    • just a fishing expedition for sympathy or forcing people to ask whats wrong.exador1
    • I think people need to unplug from that shit and get outside and get some fucking perspective... take a walk, volunteer somewhere... fucking DO something...exador1
    • but moping and posting shit like that doesn't solve any problems... just allows you to wallow in your misery with digital company...which is meaningless...exador1
    • Lol, true it could be a public pre-cursor to fam & friends, "you know, Harold and I have grown apart, even though he's a wonderful, I'm just not happy" excuserobotron3k
    • Damn Gnash, right out the box!!notype
    • lolnotype
    • Punches for her indeed, but these things happen more than you think (the infidelity and the reassurance posts).Maaku
  • spl33nidoru9

    All 3 of them

    • no,and now fuckofftank02
    • yeah Fuck you Oprah,
      I don't know why but FUCK YOU!
      GuyFawkes
    • So what were the revelations that millions needs to hear?utopian
    • The revelation was : maybe don't marry a prince if you don't want to deal with 12 centuries of traditions.spl33nidoru
    • The revelation was: old white people are racist.robotinc
    • The revelation was : she couldn't milk it as conveniently as she expected to.spl33nidoru
    • Not really "punches for" more like "don't give a shit"eryx
    • In the meanwhile, Andrew gets no backlash from queen or public. Think about that, a snob-pedo who was horrible to everyone.tank02
    • Does anyone think that Meghan manipulated Harry in giving up everything to be with her?utopian
    • Just remember the royal family is worth 88 billion whilst you enjoy your cup of earl grey and the Tories figure out how further dismantle the NHS.jonny_quest_lives
    • Truth be told I don't care about any of it (and agree with tank re Andrew), just find this lot's indecency punch-worthyspl33nidoru
    • £88Bn? Are you including all the sovereign assets that aren't actually the property of the 'Windsors'?Nairn
    • Charlie's spent most of his middle years irritated that he wasn't actually as wealthy as many of the people hobnobbing 'with him'.Nairn
    • https://i.imgur.com/…renderedred
    • ahahahsted
    • To save you all the time, this is what the Sussex's said "waa waa was woo is me, my life so hard almost suicide, woo waa me me me"shapesalad
    • all three of them can fuck right off. same goes for anyone moronic enough to pay them any attentionhans_glib
    • My tiara wasn't one that I wanted!! wawawawawautopian
    • These 2 are perfect for today's "I do nothing" and "I'm famous for being famous, look at me" generation, And Oprah exploited that for her viewershit.Krassy
    • i can almost guarantee that Hollywood treats their staff worse than the royals. That's how Hollywood operates. The royals have had centuries to perfect ithotroddy
    • Oprah doesn’t operate in Hollywood.monospaced
    • Also Hollywood doesn’t have staff. It’s a city not a company ffs.monospaced
    • these people find a way to make lemons out of lemonade with gold flakes in it served on a platinum platter in a diamond glass_niko
    • > first world problems threadapi
    • who's talking about oprah.hotroddy
    • I'm talking about the couple that secretly wants to be in hollywood chasing the limelight and treating their minions like shithotroddy
    • this was a pretty fun readcassiellux
    • idiots all of them...neverscared
    • kek @renderedred
      Megan chose to go down this path of fame, traditions and money. Don't complain now.
      milfhunter
    • ^ her ultimate goal was to be on Oprah one day. Accomplished.Krassy
    • https://www.youtube.…neverscared
    • Minions? Chasing limelight? They aren't in Hollywood either. And Hollywood isn't an employer. Weird.monospaced
    • Megan was on television for many years. Why would an Oprah interview be ultimate? Weird.monospaced
    • you know that 'hollywood' is used for both city and entertainment industry? and yes they are living in LAhotroddy
    • you're delusional if you think they'll be living in CANADA.hotroddy
    • First off, living in Hollywood does not mean they're in the industry, you'd be delusional to think that. Also, since when are they living in Hollywood?monospaced
    • And yes, having lived in Hollywood myself, I know quite a lot about it and the "industry" you refer to. And it's not an employer with employees.monospaced