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- bainbridge0
Social media is weird:
https://www.instagram.com/sbmowi…- this is actually cool. But he's coming off as a do-gooder when in reality some of these "free" lawn care vids are actually earning him 15k in YouTube revenue._niko
- sarahfailin2
Zoom for having their window open, close, open, and close while the meeting is starting and jumping in front of the other work I'm doing while I'm waiting for the meeting to get started!
Just chill out zoom!
- CyBrainX4
My anxiety.
It's become quite unbearable lately. I'm usually very chill but every few years something comes up that really puts me though the ringer.- I don't know if this is A Thing, but I've heard of a few people our age having anxious episodes recently. I mean, given how fucked things are, it's no surpriseNairn
- I mean, like people who've spent the last decades of their life not being the anxious sort. Myabe it's Baader Meinhof, or maybe it's something in the air.Nairn
- Work is so busy I didn't have a day off, even weekends for at least two weeks. Despite that the company announced layoffs the first day of the year that are...CyBrainX
- ...finally happening soon. Everything feels like a sign I'm going to be let go. I've been through it many times but it doesn't get easier, only more traumatic.CyBrainX
- Fuck man I’m sorry to hear you’re going through this CyBrain ... went through a similar thing with work 4 years ago.Ramanisky2
- Ugh. Lifelong sufferer here. I feel your pain. I could give you practical advice about meditation and giving up coffee and reading news, but...jagara
- ... you already Googled this.jagara
- Yeah. I have researched. I exercise all the time to begin with. I almost never drink alcohol, no coffee, etc. Meditation is a big help.CyBrainX
- Sorry to hear that CyBrainX. Even if they don't let you off, maybe start looking for something more 'secure' so you don't have it looming again in the future?Nutter
- I had an interview on Friday and another tomorrow. Tomorrow's is more of a long shot. If I don't lose my job I'll take it as a stay of execution, not a reprieveCyBrainX
- Sounds good man :)Nutter
- Remember that anxiety is a physical manifestation of your subconscious. Tried therapy? It has helped me immensely. I recommend Emotional-Focused Therapy.jagara
- I have my first session on Friday. I've had therapists in the past for various other reasons that resolved or improved.CyBrainX
- Ramanisky20
Peter Doocy and YouTube comments.
“Does President Biden want to limit Americans to
2 beers a week?”Fuck Sake ... Defo grounds for impeachment.
- NBQ001
Spotify.
Still after so many years the desktop app does not have a "new episodes" chronological order list for Podcasts like they do on mobile.
Just really weird UX decisions to give mobile such list features but not on the desktop app.
- Apple doesn’t either and they invented “podcasts”monospaced
- Spotify smart TV app crashes so much its basically uselessYakuZoku
- and recently they also changed the UI on podcasts on mobile to show a big card look instead of the small compact list view. and you can't change it, sighNBQ00
- Is this not what you're talking about?
https://i.imgur.com/…elahon - Ohhh, you mean on the base Podcast page, which shows podcasts that you follow, not an option to show new eps there, right?elahon
- I have no idea where you are accessing this list and "all episodes" list on Spotify desktop app. There's no such thing on my side and I looked everywhere.NBQ00
- Spotify has never crashed on our TV...i_monk
- webazoot1
Message on one of my twitter accounts asking
"Do you remember when you joined X?"I didn't. And you only rebranded it four weeks ago.
Telling me its my '12th X Anniversary' is just as well thought through as all the other changes made.
- Ramanisky24
Woman and Husband go to see Oppenheimer
“When the scene came up, when things were happening, he (her husband) literally closed his eyes and laid his head on my shoulders”
“and then I would just let him know whenever it was over.”
“Have a plan, and talk about it before you go.”
— You went to see an R-Rated movie about the guy who invented ‘THE BOMB’ and you’re triggered by a couple of titties. My gawd .. LMAO.
- wtf does she have in her nose?Nairn
- Where the FUN isn’t.Ramanisky2
- Sort of thought those scenes were a bit unnecessary, but I went with my wife and didn't close my eyes.PhanLo
- Beat Male Syndromeutopian
- The Jesus fish tattoo might explain some things. These two are fucking pathetic.CyBrainX
- My point has been there aren’t enough titties in R rated films. You have the R rating already, why waste an opportunityfuturefood
- it was the best scene in the movie... heheheneverscared
- hahaha:
..."I looked the replies and remembered Americans are nuts"hans_glib - Oh, I watched the video finally. It's an Indian-style nose ring. I thought from the photo here she had nasal worms, or something lolNairn
- Imagine admitting publicly that something - anything - 'triggered' you.Nairn
- Brain worms might explain some of this as well.CyBrainX
- What a cuntcrazyprick
- what scene?sted
- americans and nudity is an interesting combomilfhunter
- ^They defo seem to prefer insane violence over some bare breasts, as scary as they can be haunting married christian men's dreamsPhanLo
- PonyBoy8
Me. :(
Client just contacted me: "site's down... I think our credit card needs to be updated"
I check the account and immediately tell my client that they're THREE months behind on payments without looking deeper. He responds by telling me his credit card only expired 5 days ago...
:/ I'm truly the epitome of a fucking idiotic stoner at times
...turns out it was MY FUCKING CREDIT CARD still set as the default (it expired April). I always start new client sites w/my biz credit card and switch over to their card once the site is live / approved.
Nope... didn't do it w/there site... ... for TWO FUCKING YEARS now (shows you how closely I check my cc statements too).
Someone break my fucking nose. :/
- Damn!!!monospaced
- *theirPonyBoy
- you've been paying for them?
that's going to be an awkward conversation if you ask to be reimbursed LOLpango - !!!oey_oey
- I explained in full detail my stupidity to them... they actually offered to reimburse me (while laughing)... I told them I deserve to eat this one.PonyBoy
- they've given me plenty of work along w/references over the years... maybe I can be that 'dick' and bill it in slowly w/their next few invoices (kidding)PonyBoy
- oooooofautoflavour
- Lol Sounds totally 100% like me, I feel your pain :(_niko
- Is it ok that I say "that sucks" but also with a knowing smirk of "oh.. this road seems so familiar.."?garbage
- https://www.youtube.…garbage
- how much $ was that?NBQ00
- just a “Lightsail” instance on Amazon... barely $5+/month for 22 months... maybe $130 at mostPonyBoy
- big ooofmilfhunter
- Ow.
I would totally do this. It hurts. I hate my brain.CyBrainX
- Ramanisky20
Artists or Designers who use
“GM” & “GN” for every tweet (or whatever it’s called now.)feeling so punchy when this appears on my timeline.
- Oh boy. Not having a Twitter account, I haven't got the foggiest idea what 'GM' and 'GN' signify. Help a brother out?Continuity
- Good Morning
Good NightRamanisky2 - They’re all doing this, photographers tooRamanisky2
- Shorten this idea to all acronyms. Fucking use your words.CyBrainX
- NGL, I totally agree with you, @CyBrainX.Continuity
- PonyBoy-4
People named ‘Gene’.
- That one DV is from a QBN called Gene.
You went and offended our only Gene, Pony. Well done, you!Continuity - *QBNerContinuity
- See? He deserves punches.PonyBoy
- flolContinuity
- This can't include Gene Ween.CyBrainX
- or Gene Roddenberry or Gene ClarkCyBrainX
- Can’t argue with the last two... shame Clark lived so hardPonyBoy
- That one DV is from a QBN called Gene.
- Nairn2
Parked engine Idlers.
A) Here in the UK it's fucking Illegal, you cunts.
B) You're a cunt.
C) You're a cunt.
D) Just fucking stop it.
E) You're a cunt.- I fumed at myself for a good 20 mins this morning because I didn't confront some cunt that idled her RangeRover right next to a line of kids, for TEN minutes.Nairn
- Not my kids. I walked up, saw what she was doing and lightly 'tsskd', then came back later and same, I paused. I cowarded. Kids breathed shit they didn't needtoNairn
- Engine was diesel, but smelt adulterated, so these fucking kids were breathing in some filthy combo of oxidised oil and diesel for this moron to check her phoneNairn
- (kids were in a line for school that I was walking past, and which she and her kid, in her fucking shitty car, were also waiting for)Nairn
- I really hate cars.
Not cars per se, but 85%+ car owners.Nairn - 100%. Fuckers.Fax_Benson
- Got to be ready to make a quick getaway in order to be a cunt somewhere else.Fax_Benson
- It should be illegal here too. At pickup there’s a line of 30 cars all idling for 10 min. With air conditioning.monospaced
- I have seen Don't Idle signs here and there. It might generally be illegal but absolutely never enforced.CyBrainX
- 5timuli4
Those cunts that wait until the light is green before turning on their indicators to cross traffic.
- YES!!!Ramanisky2
- I'd be happy if anyone turned on their turn signal at all.CyBrainX
- Krassy8
People who park at a gas pump slot and walk into the gas station food mart to grab a drink
- jagara6
Insufferable hot women being rude and demanding preferential treatment, barking orders at you because they never bothered to develop an actual personality.
Now go back to your sub-70 IQ friends and get reassured that the resistance you face from people isn't actually due to you being a retarded bitch, it's just that you're so awesome that people are threatened by your awesomeness, giiirl.
- I spend too much time in this thread XDjagara
- I blame shitty dads_niko
- "barking orders at you"? you work at McDonald's? ;)NBQ00
- yeah, what are you doing that sub-70 hot chicks are barking orders at you?monospaced
- like, young women at work? eekmonospaced
- Who said this happened at work?jagara
- lol @ 'you work at McDonald's?'. Often when in Vegas or a town like Scottsdale I encounter these type of twits at the gym, restaurants.. coffee shops etc.PonyBoy
- very much like the entitled idiot in Ram's video below: https://www.youtube.…PonyBoy
- I don't think any of us would ever encounter them at work... simply because they don't fucking work. :)PonyBoy
- This is just sexist and chauvinistic.shapesalad
- some people like that... spank me.. wait, i mean,hydro74
- I agree with shape. Would’ve come off better had you said “insufferable people”Green_Pork
- Attractive women have a tendency to be rude because everyone gives them attention and praise they don't necessarily deserve.jagara
- If this phenomenon is completely alien to you, you must have lived your live in captivity.jagara
- treat hot women like "shit", and they'll love you.NBQ00
- No, treat all people with respect. A concept some people are struggling with, certain attractive women, for instance.jagara