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- shapesalad11
Carpet.
I hate carpet. It's gross. It just collects dust, food crumbs dirt etc, micro organisms.
It stains, especially if you spill your Oolong tea or worse Yerba Mate.
You can't wipe it/wash it with bleach etc.
If it's a light oat meal like colour it lasts 3 years max before it looks grimy.
If it's a dark colour it sucks all the light and life out of a room and just feels depressing.
I just don't get it. Wood floors always, modern or rustic. A rug if you must.
Don't get me started on carpeted office floors...
The only carpet in the whole world that is anything decent is those in Singapore Airport - the only time I've ever noticed and complimented a carpet.
- Before you comment, yes I know you can get a Dyson and vacuum it, I hate that push and shoving you have to do with vacuuming carpet. Wood floors are so easy.shapesalad
- https://media.gqmaga…tank02
- That is like your opinion mantank02
- biggest source of indoor air pollution and huge source of microplastics. https://www.lung.org…sarahfailin
- carpet is gross. i don't understand why people use it.Krassy
- you mean this shit? https://cdn.carpetri…tank02
- https://www.youtube.…scarabin
- Yup, carpets suck assbabydick_
- carpet cleaning causes chemical poisoning. John Travolta's son sadly found out.hotroddy
- i never thought about carpet as gross. now I know!kaiyohtee
- Carpet is for the Boomers.utopian
- Carpet puncher sounds like a euphamismMrT
- Rug munchernb
- Rugs are good thoughinteliboy
- Carpet Bangerutopian
- Try a jute rug. Biodegradable, easy to clean, durable and cheap.seldon
- Dirt floors ftw. Never have to vacuum, safe for the environment. Toss down some hay if you’ve got companyscarabin
- yerba mate contains a known carcinogen.zardoz
- That's why Argentines and Uruguayans are so nutsChimp
- My parents had carpet in the bathroom in the 80s. Thankfully they have some shit tiles now.Chimp
- lol, I had high quality carpet out into the bedrooms over wood floors and nothing you say is problematic with them is actually true. Lol.monospaced
- You absolutely can clean them, dust and debris is not the problem you make it out to be. 2 years no stains or odor. No fading. Not depressingmonospaced
- Wait, we are talking about pubes right?_niko
- scarabin13
“_________ Designs” as a company name
Just having that word in it makes you sound like a ghetto nail shop owner
- that's why all my businesses have been __________ Designz_niko
- The Z is crucial. Sets you apart from the restscarabin
- Yup, gotta Z that bitch upGnash
- GR8 DEZIGNZKrassy
- Omahaomahadesigns
- What store just sells nails? Maybe screws too?omahadesigns
- I don’t like designs plural at all. Design or not. Not designs.monospaced
- Lol. completely not intentional, omaha. I drove past a run-down place today that made me think of itscarabin
- __________ & Walshutopian
- I put it to a vote on QBN and was told that
http://lukeandrewsde… was the best option. (not a company though, just a dude)Projectile - The Designers RepublicNBQ00
- DezignsOnU Tattoo Parlourfadein11
- That's weird because my new post lock-down company (branding and deli sandwiches) is going to be called Ghetto Nail Shop.Wolfboy
- 99 designsmort_
- _____ ProductionzGuyFawkes
- All the designsNonEntity
- Krassy made me LOLsarahfailin
- hans_glib15
clients who don't bother to proof read their work until it's at the printers, then try and blame me for their slack attitude.
fuck. off. and. die.
- < this!ShaneHolley
- +5,000,000monospaced
- And the nerve to point out THEIR typos as if they're mistakes YOU made. Yeah. .. okay.monospaced
- all this after i had asked them to carefully proof it. and then again, pointing out an obvious mistake. but still, they couldn't be arsedhans_glib
- jeebus. i'm going through this right now. It is stressful knowing that the minute it hits press they will text/email 5 changes.capn_ron
- ffs this just in:
"Ahhh! Sorry to bug you again! Can we also ..."hans_glib - #wherethefunisrenderedred
- .FINAL_RD02, .FINAL_RD03...fooler
- ^^^ hahaGnash
- I include a copy-writer in all my projects because of thisatomholc
- I often see typos getting thru the hands of like 8-10 persons and no one sees themBennn
- Yelling stop the press is not nearly as fun as it sounds.wordssssss
- like, no one?monospaced
- Cmon be a good mechanic an check if the axle nuts are tight before they roll out of your garagejamesbeat
- Don't forget to charge em thoughjamesbeat
- What James said. Dont' be petty. Just remind them you aren't being paid for proofreading but that you'd be happy to add that to the bill.cannonball1978
- nothing goes to press production until the client haven't signed the proof.sted
- Sorry - If you know of the typo, you are part responsible!valentim
- that's a paid service, called proofreading.
we take content as is, client can fuck off.
next time sign a single cromalin, proof whatever with the client.sted
- fooler6
- look at me everybody. smug fuckbezoar
- Jesus died on the cross for these cunts.PhanLo
- #MAGA Fever...catch it!utopian
- smug fuck indeedpinkfloyd
- The guy they are shouting at is a Vietnam Vet. Really pathetic people.
https://twitter.com/…PhanLo - This is the future of 'Merica sadly. He's probably a 4chan user.yuekit
- you're wrong. the future of america are brown kids not white kids.hotroddy
- all the statistics and demographics point to this. and when that happens hello Venezuela. hello zimbabwehotroddy
- So brown kids automatically = Venezuela? *nods I see very reasonable view there.yuekit
- If you let in more Koreans does the country turn into North Korea or South Korea?yuekit
- So MAGApango
- in my experience yes it can lead to a venezueala or a zimbobwe where race is based on historical grievanceshotroddy
- No koreans don't feel 'wronged' and resentfulhotroddy
- I'm not saying it's wrong either way. Just the inevitable shift in property rights, and economic adjustments to reflect demographics of the time.hotroddy
- when our next president is someone like the kid talking in this video where he says 'white people scalped indians and took their land'hotroddy
- expect property rights to erodehotroddy
- Was Boz at the rally? #MAGAutopian
- Future? More like current state.imbecile
- Idiotsi_was
- WtfSalarrue
- Did someone just say 'brown kids will make America Venezuela'? Please tell me I didn't just read that here. Fucking pathetic.formed
- Looks like fake news spin cycle with video editing, shared by fat, purple-haired, cat ladies ... y'all bunch a suckers!!!robotron3k
- Alternate spin: young kids waiting for their bus to go home, Vietnam vet walks into center of kids, protests in kids face. No big deal.robotron3k
- America has housed a culture steeped in history or race and it’s historical grievances. There’s been progress in the last 400 years. don’t go the other waymonospaced
- if anything this makes me feel sad. this is the youth of today? fuck it.renderedred
- boys lost to the dumb.neverscared
- mono. not only 'america' but THE AMERICAS spanning from USA - Carribean - Brazil.hotroddy
- it can turn bad at a drop of the hat. All you need is a white minority population and a charasmatic political leaderhotroddy
- telling you white people are your colonizers who 'scalpled your ancestors' (like the kid in this video is saying) and that we need to decolonize country, etchotroddy
- its already happened 3 times in the history of america'shotroddy
- but its not happening anytime soon. give it another 100 years.hotroddy
- and you have your head in the sand if you aren't seeing signs of it. particularly with the polarization this country is experiencing.hotroddy
- The Indian is media savy... He even has wiki page, you've been fooled again you self-hating whites https://en.m.wikiped…)robotron3k
- lol, you guys, as if America isn't the same unless there's a white majority ... holy schneikey!monospaced
- i forgot, america will always be great.hotroddy
- or always shitty.. depending on your view point. point is nothing is ever the samehotroddy
- USA isn't immune to a good old fashion revolution. there is a lot of resentment towards 'white privaledge' etchotroddy
- robotron3k once again reminds us that his name means "robotronKKK"fooler
- sighoey
- There's a lot of resentment to the continual wealth divide exacerbated by the GOP. What you are seeing here is pure MAGA hatred, nothing more.formed
- thats what chavez said toohotroddy
- foolish fooler got fooled, username checks out...robotron3k
- Thoughts and Prayers for Covington Catholic, their blind mindless sheep and MAGA supporters in Kentucky.utopian
- and once again progressive media unwittingly affirm President Trump’s demagogic “Fake News” mantra.Gnash
- Who's white? lol dipshitsee_thru
- Catholics are funny, the Pope blessing Nazi troops was a sign they're absolute boabchiefs. That and all the child rape.PhanLo
- wow, hotroddy is pretty limited in his mind...I don't recommend drugs often, but in your case: find some lsd, dmt or try holotropic breathwork if you prefer.uan
- more context: https://www.youtube.…PonyBoy
- reading resident qbn liberal leftist hate, intolerance and horseshit is truly entertaining. Do you people even read what your write, believe, do? Holy shit atBoz
- ignorance and being horrible human beings yet taking a higher moral ground. I guess facts don’t matter if it’s against your delusions.Boz
- https://pjmedia.com/…PonyBoy
- smirking while not letting an elder walk by while your classmates mock him with indian chants and tomahawk chants is just as disgusting as what the...fooler
- Black Israelites were spewing. That wasn't an Atlanta Braves playoff game.fooler
- The native got in the kid's face, fooler... the kid's didn't budge from their original spot nor did they mock him - they sang their school chant.PonyBoy
- Your facts are off... and try and remember they're KIDS, ffs.PonyBoy
- the school with this mascot has the tomahawk chop as their school chant????
https://www.google.c…rattail - https://pbs.twimg.co…rattail
- The Black Israelites thing is hilarious, those guys are a joke.PhanLo
- mort_14
- CLINTutopian
- good one.CyBrainX
- HIs success is an utter mystery to me.Nairn
- What did he do?NBQ00
- Who is it?sab
- It's that guy from Cats!palimpsest
- https://www.youtube.…zardoz
- Tom Hawkins? Patty Dangerfield? Both from the Catssab
- Extrovert 100%. His neck fat could easily absorb any punches thrown at him.shapesalad
- Leave Farley be.garbage
- Actually was great in One Man Two Guv'norsNonEntity
- that is one weird-looking hamsterrzu-rzu
- One of the greatest reddit AMA's:
https://www.reddit.c…Akagiyama - He's so safe and boring lolpango
- lol Akagiyama, I forgot about thatNairn
- fooler8
- Free Ass Fuckbabydick
- Free At Last...Free At Lastutopian
- Well-earned PTSD. He'll be pissing his pants after hearing some firecrackers.babydick
- Is that ol' Kyle Shit-his-blouse??FNP14
- I do think he was innocentdrgs
- Retardedi_was
- Haven't really been following 100%, I understand the official party line is that he is a white suprematist? Dude is latino (apparently) and he shot 3 white mendrgs
- ^ Latino my ass. And there's only ONE photo of him showing white power sign at bar, so chillbabydick
- @drgs Dude stop with stupid no sense, review your copy and come back.i_was
- So, do we know anything that the jury does not know? What is the disagreement aboutdrgs
- the disagreement was whether he was defending himself or notmonospaced
- He went to a mass gathering with an assault rifle loaded and read, but somehow murdering two people in the street was not his faultmonospaced
- ^ He went there to help and guard private property, mkaybabydick
- Why is this a race issue? He did not shoot any non-white peopledrgs
- He came in from another state with an assault weapon and did the only shooting at that scene. This is an absurd case for self defense.CyBrainX
- He's too "baby face" to be a suprematist, or at least not how I picture themdrgs
- Idiots without a firearm confront/assault an idiot in the street with a firearm. Jury of peers means nothing when the mob wants blood for blood.BabySnakes
- Latinos can be white supremacists.
I'd say he was more of a christian fascist.PhanLo - https://www.mic.com/…PhanLo
- Proud Boys leader
https://en.wikipedia…drgs - 1. Point gun at unarmed
2. Unarmed grabs your gun
3. Shoot and kill unarmed
4. Claim self-defense "unarmed was going to shoot me w/ my gun"
5. Acquitted of allwhatthefunk - 1. Killed a pedo, a domestic abuser and a felon who was illegally carrying (Kyle's weapon was legal)drgs
- 2. Was cleaning graffiti and extinguishing fires before the shooting
3. Turned himself in voluntarilydrgs - 4. Lives 30 min away from the riotsdrgs
- ^ exactly ... you read that drgs?!?Ramanisky2
- All you need to read is this: Riots attract all kind of nutters, on both sides. People who seek conflict because of their mental problemsdrgs
- Wouldnt surprise me if half of the protesting side were homelessdrgs
- 1. His weapon was NOT legal
2. He didn't know the man he killed was a Pedo. Nor He didn't know the other he killed was a domestic abuserutopian - We all know if Kyle was black he would've been convicted of all crimes.utopian
- The protest was about racist cops and a murder that was part of the BLM thing. He came armed and prepared to kill.monospaced
- 1. Law only applies to short-barreled weapons. Don't need a jury for this, would have been convicted
2. All protestors are pedos and dregs of societydrgs - Carrying a loaded firearm is intent to kill in your mind?! Brainwashed to the song of anti gun.BabySnakes
- https://en.wikipedia…
"In the hours leading up to the shooting, Rittenhouse appeared in multiple videos taken by protesters"drgs - "and bystanders and was interviewed twice: first by a livestreamer at the car dealership where he and a number of other armed men had stationed themselves"drgs
- "Rittenhouse was seen talking with police officers,[54][55] and offering medical aid to those who were injured."drgs
- Which part of this reads "came armed and prepared to kill"?drgs
- You guys are the equivalent of corona anti-vaxxersdrgs
- USA USA USA!GuyFawkes
- drgs trolling like a fucking proRamanisky2
- I haven't trolled anybody since 1984drgs
- How does the previous record matter? Since when is he an appointed executioner? So any body can shoot Kyle cuz he murdered 2 people?pango
- And how does the post of you previously defending pedophile relate to this? "Pedo is only a crime cuz law says so" - drgspango
- @drgs you're born in 1984, or what happened? :Dsted
- just one question:
The fuck are people doing with rifles on any side of a protest while playing a role in their mind?sted - Sure they will make the worst possible decisions. Dumb and emotional, but society justifies their actions with legends based on the facts scratched together.sted
- Like it has nothing to do with the fact that your relationship with weapons is without any respect to life or the tool you're using.sted
- the only time their record matter is for character assassination or if kyle know that before murdering them. cuz that just turned into a premeditated murder.pango
- He's a hero. Killed a nonce and wife beater.Brabo_Brabo
- @drgs It's a race issue because being white allowed him to carry an AR-15 w police approval, and also killed 2 people w/o any police repercussions that nightinstrmntl
- Everything in the US is a race issue or is explained by racedrgs
- Reading about riots in Portland after his aquittal... Kyle is a free man now, maybe nothing to do on this Saturday night, i hope he can helpdrgs
- bobo so he killed them because of that? that's premeditated murder then. 1st degree murder.pango
- will become trumps new bodyguard.neverscared
- https://i.imgur.com/…pango
- now its open season on protesters.neverscared
- what a weird place the USA is. Bringing a loaded gun to a protest.... I mean, what the fuck you think could happen?inteliboy
- If someone had shot Kyle in the head after he murdered those two men, that someone would be a fucking hero for stopping a mass killing in its tracks.monospaced
- Another gun nut fucktard kid who thought it was okay to bring guns where they don’t belong, loaded and ready to serve their one and only purpose for existing.monospaced
- He wanted to protect businesses from the minorities who were wronged again by the justice system. With a gun. Protect by deadly force. That’s intent.monospaced
- It's his quivering pouty fat lips I want to punch most!Hayzilla
- utopian8
FBI Arrests Pharma CEO Martin Shkreli on Securities Fraud Charges
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/…- That's 1000SFA punches!Continuity
- daaaayum!monospaced
- shalom motha fuckahotroddy
- http://24.media.tumb…burd-turglar
- "I don't rap for the money—I do it because I love it," he tweeted last week.bainbridge
- idiotdbloc
- Not even close to the karma he deserves.nocomply
- Here is the Federal Indictment
http://media.bloombe…utopian - yaaaaaaaaaaaaasgarbage
- wow... the karma is strongdocpoz
- well, that didn't take long.Ramanisky2
- The further adventures of Grandmaster Bdocpoz
- that look like a movie still.Ben99
- He looks like Scarabin in this picture.Maaku
- http://24.media.tumb…Krassy
- http://media.giphy.c…Krassy
- Merry Christmas!pango
- nothing will happen. he'll pay a fine.Gnash
- every one of those trader douches does exactly the same thing. he just got caught.Gnash
- Do common people actually pay for that hike in price, or is he just milking the insurance companies that pay for it? I haven't read enough yet.toemaas
- please please please put him a over crowded cell with a bunch of rapists called bubbaautoflavour
- http://www.independe…instrmntl
- @tomemass -- he wasn't arrested for the price hike, it was a securities issue.Gnash
- to answer your question, the insurance companies pay it -- which does mean everyone pays in the end, though, with increased premiumsGnash
- Darth Shkrelifadein11
- Lawyer for Martin Shkreli Hikes Fees Five Thousand Per Cent: http://www.newyorker…Krassy
- * http://www.newyorker…Krassy
- hehe... oh, andy... if it were only true :)PonyBoy
- needs more karma - i.e. getting bummed in prison and contracting HIV - that would be poetic.indian_pole
- canoe15
Can't we have an IQ test for members?
This uber idiot thinks people are communists based on the websites they visit.
So I guess when I visit FOX News to get some perspective, that makes me an ignoramus snowflake that never traveled outside my zip code, but somehow leeched a worldly understanding of cultural dynamics and history from the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Tucker Carlson.
- HAHA!! Violent IQ tests for everyone!!
Everybody gets punched in the face FIRST then has to take an IQ test...
... I'll go first!!!PonyBoy - lol, first he wanted me banned. now this. You really are showing your true colorshotroddy
- fox news is as much of a 'fascist' website as cnn or msnbc are communists websites.hotroddy
- You are a danger to you and your country
https://znetwork.org…hotroddy - sorry I thought you were accusing me of visiting Fox news. YOu can get enough perspective by reading history not by idealized Marxist interpretationshotroddy
- Hot Knobby is QBN's very own village idiot, who still doesn't understand the difference between capitalism, socialism and communism.utopian
- Canoe, please don't take the KnobGobbler personally or seriously. The poor old man was dropped on head several times as a child on purpose, he knows no better.utopian
- I don't think Canoe needs any consolation but That's rich coming from a guy who can't write a proper sentence with a predicate and a subject in his biohotroddy
- I promise to take an IQ test if utopian goes back to grammar school N░O░ ░P░R░E░D░I░C░A░T░E I░N░ B░I░Ohotroddy
- Or a maturity testcanoe
- Nothing says I'm not a communist like wanting to get rid of people.palimpsest
- question, is that the website where you got the term 'institutionalized slavery'?hotroddy
- Someone punch me already!PonyBoy
- I've got ya, Pony.Continuity
- https://i.ibb.co/yWK…neverscared
- neverscared, it's like the trump plaza in there. it's be an upgrade for youhotroddy
- utopian, more like Hot Knobby still doesn't understand the difference between capitalism and capitalizationimbecile
- let's not talk economics in a design forum where Utopian can chime in with his GED degreehotroddy
- ░W░O░K░E░W░A░R░R░I ░O░ R░utopian
- @canoe if you can cite a form of slavery that ISN'T institutional then you pass my IQ test.hotroddy
- ffs *thanhotroddy
- you were right the first time derp derpmonospaced
- I promise to take an IQ test if Knobby goes back to grammar school N░O░ ░P░R░E░D░I░C░A░T░E░I... B░I░Outopian
- ░D░E░R░P░D░E░R░P░utopian
- I think the main thing everyone has overlooked is that hotrod is into peggingimbecile
- Fine, I'm wrong Mono. I can admit it.hotroddy
- has qbn ever not had at least one moron stirring shit here? after all these decades its getting boringinteliboy
- 1. Who is the one stirring shit in this case?
2. The shit pheromones get shit poppin'.palimpsest - For a better tomorrowcanoe
- ^ lol, For those craving a real-life MAD MAX experience,hotroddy
- HAHA!! Violent IQ tests for everyone!!
- Ramanisky212
- If that happen to me, i'll punch him/her/they/ze/them...ApeRobot
- ^ Straight up Tyson uppercut.Ramanisky2
- If you punch, you'll get in trouble. It's theft, call the police. The little shit has it on video. His parents will take his phone away for a week...rzu-rzu
- ... so the little shit will kill himself. Win.rzu-rzu
- ^
thisApeRobot - I hate these prepubesent morons. I would have thrown the rest of it at him, and if the cops show up "It was just a prank".garbage
- starts and ends with the parents. you kinda have to wonder what sort of bullshit is going on at home... at least I wonder...exador1
- I've got 2 kids... basically grown at this point... 21 and 18... and they NEVER did this kind of shit... would never have occurred to them ...exador1
- but if you aren't paying attention to what they're up to, and gave them access to social media as little kids... this sort of thing is what you get i think...exador1
- As much as you'd like to smack the kid, I think I'd be more in favour of smacking their parents ;)exador1
- @ram - squint your eyes, pretend it's a black kid and you won't be as outraged.hotroddy
- ^ typical right wing, passive aggressive bigotry again.CyBrainX
- I feel you, but at the same time we did dumb shit when we were that age...Salarrue
- Everybody is way too comfortable with doing shit like that and not expect to be punched in the face. Keep it up. See what happens.jagara
- +1 Salarue. I was a bit of a shit at times.
The social media aspect's a bit too toxic thoNairn - Nuke from orbitOBBTKN
- What is it with hardcore bigots and trying to make it out like liberals only focus on white people doing bad shit?monospaced
- Worship the children!kaiyohtee
- Kids suck and shouldn't have the internet. #thereisaiditgarbage
- utopian14
People that worship athletes and celebrities, enough already.
- Yeplemmy_k
- yes, the amount of leeway athletes get, simply for being good at a sport is insanity.ben_
- if you play sports you can't help but appreciate the superhuman skill and effort these guys display. also gambling._niko
- Says the guy who loves Hillary Clinton and Commi Bernie Sanders :/Hayoth
- Says the guy who still uses the word commiepango
- People that worship.ApeRobot
- Celebretariansjaylarson
- "commi"? wow this place really is full of old people.inteliboy
- Is Mr. T still considered a celebrity? If yes, can I still worship him?misterhow
- Has anyone shed tears for the death of someone they didn’t know on a personal level?hotroddy
- I did this week.HijoDMaite
- kobe? is there anyone else you'd cry for?hotroddy
- I don’t know. I can’t think of anyoneHijoDMaite
- just in movies or books_niko
- Don't forget artists!nb
- forget artists! you shouldn't obsess nor cry over themhotroddy
- @niko, I can completely appreciate how good they are at what they do. My comment was more for the people who worship them despite the scummy shit many of themben_
- do. Michael Vick comes to mind, but there are plenty examples. It's the same for any profession really. I don't discriminate. worshiping anyone is weird.ben_
- Not sure worship is the right word, maybe when you’re a young kid, but as you get older it’s not a fascination or appreciation._niko
- *more a fascination or appreciation. For example I’m totally fixated on ovechkin and his quest for not only 700 goals but the insane chance that he might catch_niko
- ...Wayne Gretzky for the all time record. Which, playing in this day and age is absolutely bonkers that he’s within striking distance._niko
- ^ this is part of what he means by worship :)Maaku
- CALLES17
people recording concert on their phone and trying to show me the day after. Never in the history of cell phones a good video has come out of this. put your phone down stop blocking the view of the people behind you and have a memory.
- This x 1 million billionmg33
- Cell phones are the new lighters...see_thru
- The "I was there" generation is a very sad generation.Krassy
- stop whiningdocpoz
- I was there but fuck knows what it was likeset
- I have a friend who would call me & hold his phone up so I could hear. 100% of the time it was a show that you couldn't pay me to attend.nb
- And you can't hang up because he thinks you got disconnected and calls back, anyway. After I while I told him how I would just mute my phone and set it down.nb
- what? stop whining in the Punches For thread?inteliboy
- Yeah. Now Im going to ask you a bunch of questions....docpoz
- You're forgetting the most important punch: for filming vertically.CyBrainX
- i'm 6'3", phone up or down, chances are you won't see shit if i'm in front of you anywayelektro
- Punches to elektro for being 1 inch taller than me and a selfish prickCALLES
- not that selfish, if there's room in front of me i'll offer the place to poeple smaller than meelektro
- People feels alive when they show their life to otherBennn
- Benns done itCALLES
- Stop it Benn!! You're one of them!!!pango
- Lol callesset
- NooooooBennn
- Read / watch this: http://www.blabbermo…mg33
- Nairn13
Me, last night.
I opened the fridge and out slid a pack of raspberries that plummeted to the floor, violently disgorging its contents right onto a mousetrap I'd just put there, exploding the trap and a number of raspberries, resulting in what looked like quite a horrific scene.
This isn't what requires the Punches For - I'd not precariously perched the Raspberries where they fell from, so Not My Fault.
Angered by this sudden and calamitous infliction upon my peace, I slammed the fridge door shut and set about cleaning up the mess, quietly cursing my partner's haphazard positioning under my breath. I then did the dishes and went to change the child to put her to bed. Partner had been staying in the bedroom to feed her milk to try and knock her out.
I return to the kitchen to finish tidying up and put some food in the fridge. When I opened it up I stared in blank confusion at the scene that greeted me. It sort of reminded me of my drug taking days when it was impossible for me to fathom what on Earth I was looking at. Or my future days when I'm having a stroke and am staring perplexed as to what the fuck a hairbrush is.
Everything was white. As I resolved further, it appeared that everything was covered in a gloopy white mess and... oh fuck.
A tub of double cream that had been in the fridge door and didn't have a secure top had exploded when I slammed it, splaying contents every-fucking-where, and because I hadn't noticed for 20-odd minutes, had then dripped and oozed into every nook which hadn't been initially splattered.
This is at the end of my daughter's first birthday. The remnants of her first birthday cake were in a cake box on the bottom shelf. The outside, and indeed the inside of this box were covered in cream. The vegetable drawer was filled with cream. My precious fucking Lurpak was covered in cream. The posh cheese from Neal's Yard was covered in cream. Just every-fucking-thing is covered in fucking cream.
I spent the next 25 minutes furious and furiously cleaning up, hoping to somehow hide the evidence of my total fuck up before my partner came back in, which of course I didn't manage. In fact, she didn't manage to get the little bastard to sleep so came in pleading with me to 'bounce her' (as in in my arms gently as i pace around the bedroom, not hard against the floor like outside a club) only to be met with a scene of devastaion, at the centre of which is my daughter's ruined first birthday cake.
An excellent end to the day.
- Oh shit that was long, sorry.Nairn
- No sorries. It's those tiny bits of chaos that are the spice of life.garbage
- Hahaha life.monospaced
- oh wow, much recognitionhans_glib
- Dolla-dolla bill y’all!HijoDMaite
- I cleaned my Fridge last night, so nice, like new... Thoughts and Prays for you.shapesalad
- tbf, it was a good opportunity to have a clear out. it just could have been better timed, is all.Nairn
- Hehe... After reading only the first two paragraphs I knew this was writen by you Nairn. Oh, and I'm sorry for you ;)OBBTKN
- Brazzersaslip
- @aslip - there was a broccoli floret on the top shelf (why?) that was splattered in cream - gotta say, it did look a little sexual. weirdly so, obviously. alienNairn
- @OB - it's amusing to me now, but i was livid at the time. I'm definitely dying by 50. Not sure my heart can take the life-rage it's regularly inflicted with :)Nairn
- lol, you can't imagine how chaotic my daughters' growth has been... a cider, and keep enjoying it!OBBTKN
- Glad to see I'm not the only one who acts not like a buddhist monk when shit like this happens. I try to. But I don't.stoplying
- Upvoted!Bennn
- If someone had asked me; guess what's in Nairn's fridge, not sure I'd have gone for Raspberries + cream. No offence :)Fax_Benson
- Classic.mandomafioso
- https://media.giphy.…CALLES
- Gnash16
Microsoft Teams
- Word.omer
- unless you Excel at it.Krassy
- hahaGnash
- loo_niko
- A big shit pile yesOBBTKN
- while not great, I prefer it over slackwordssssss
- Teams or Slack will prevent more emails. I'll take either over emails.CyBrainX
- Neither of them prevent meetings, though. Ugh.Continuity
- Meetings are the tool of the Devil. All they do is make for more work.CyBrainX
- hans_glib8
FUCKING SHITE GARBAGE AKA WIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck you wix for your total lack of control, useless interface, inability to be properly responsive and making it totally impossible to have any proper control over anything at all. FUCK YO FUCK YOU VERY MUCHi hope all the useless cunts responsible for the complete pile of rotting sewage that is wix drown in their own bodily fluids
- and fuck you mr client for making me use this FUCKING SHITE in the first placehans_glib
- Some jobs you just gots to turn down.Nairn
- I auto reject any wix jobfadein11
- Ew. Wix. I recently discouraged a friend of mine (strategic planner) from doing his portolio on there.Continuity
- I had to edit a wix site the other day for a client, what a piece of shit that builder is, almost as bad as convertriYakuZoku
- FUCK YOU, now I'm going to get bombarded by WIX ads on youtube now! they are relentless!hydro74
- My site is built with editor X actually. I'm not a webdesigner and it works fine for me.tank02
- editor x is also total garbage. i'm no expert coder but, using html i can outrun these shitty cms anyday. fuck clients for wanting to update their own news.hans_glib
- Ai will not fix this i take it...jonny_quest_lives
- I was against Wix, but worked for a small client and i was impressed with it. I was able to set up dynamic data pretty easily and reusable content blocks.BabySnakes
- I had a legit "the fuck did I do?" snap reaction before continuing reading.garbage
- i should imagine it's ok if you're prepraed to tailor your content for one of their generic templates, but if you want to do your own thing, it's uselesshans_glib
- Rage Against The Wix.shapesalad
- Haha, poor garbage.Longcopylover
- Lol@garbageOBBTKN
- wix says you can build ANYTHING with it. How do you tap into the power that lies behind the generic templates?hotroddy
- lol @ garbageContinuity
- never used wix never willmilfhunter
- https://github.com/d… + spline 3D + chatgpt = power combo.shapesalad
- wix is a pimped wordpress with a js outputsted
- Continuity8
Fundamentally, me, for booking a two-week holiday on a Greek island (Skiathos) upon which fat, old, loud, Daily Mail-reading Little Englanders outnumbered the locals five-to-one, and spent their time being publicly obnoxious, disrespectful, whingey, and wholly undignified as loudly as they could be in their absolutely viscous (and borderline incomprehensible) Liverpudlian, Yorker, and Mancunian accents.
Fuck. Fuck them all. Cunts. Mexico for me next time.
- Ah yes, lovely Mexico with fat, old, loud Fox News-watching Little Americans... :)Nairn
- There's a reason I never go anywhere 'touristy'. I hate tourists, of all types - myself included... .Nairn
- Ah fuck, well called-out with Mexico.Continuity
- I loathe tourists after this experience. Motherfucker.Continuity
- 100% agree, they ruin everything. Thankfully there are hundreds of Greek islands many of which are undiscovered by the shitty tourist hordes._niko
- Oddly enough: I ended up on neighbouring Skopelos twice over the course of my two weeks, and it was bizarrely quiet, sans tourist throngs.Continuity
- Which rather flabbergasted me, considering its 'Mamma Mia' connection.Continuity
- english tourists are the worst. i always try and go to places they don't. or so out of season that they're safely back home beating their wives and kidshans_glib
- Always go off the beaten path when holidaying. Try Lanyu island. Unforgettable experience. Dried flying fish stir fried rice is amazing.shapesalad
- Not many westerners make it out there.shapesalad
- Road trip around Albania, is another good trip. Or road trip from Porto to A Coruña, book a bunch of airbnbs along the way, explore coast.shapesalad
- Or if you want to avoid the brits - Brent/Harrow/Edgware Road area of London.shapesalad
- i could recommend many brit-free places, but i won't, because then you'd be there, skinny bearded qbn-reading bores wingeing on about something or other.hans_glib
- How many Britons are there in the world? Why are they so numerousdrgs
- I've got 2 weeks in Da Nang booked for next month. Mostly Koreans therezardoz
- I can't say it enough... If I wasn't born in London, I couldn't be in the UK. That small islander "we won the war" shit is embarrassing, and on holiday they...necromation
- fucking worse! Red face, whinging about 'foreign food' while getting pissed and fall all over the place, and that's old ones.necromation
- Necromation - the type you describe are the ones that buy the printed version of the dailymail if old and sun/mirror if young.shapesalad
- Reminds me of the Scandinavians on Crete. They even own their own restaurants disguised as authentic greek. Thankfully a local let us in on the tricks.falcadia
- Honeymooned on Skiathos in 2007, during the off season just before fall. Very few tourists, made friends with locals and had a blast!evilpeacock
- I went there around 2000, had a great time but it was filling up with us bloody English. Is that windmill restauraunt still going/spinning?MrT
- I've been to many places over the years but the one island you want to avoid at all costs if you don't like drunken Englishmen is Great Britain._niko
- @zardoz - Da Nang is great, like walking through an 80s cyberpunk video game at night. There's also a dragon bridge that shoots fire and water every weekend.yuekit
- Noting worse than being stuck near those types of dreggy bastardsmrAtor
- https://www.bbc.co.u…ghostpancake
- let's not judge, the cunts need a holiday toorobthelad
- Sifnos is the one – chic and hardly and brexiteers to worry about.DaveO
- Ramanisky26
Signs You’re Getting Old, Where the Fun ISN’T.
I just went with Punches For:
- And then she'll put out a video outing the guy behind her as a pervert creep.BusterBoy
- ^ 100%Ramanisky2
- Be careful when you write stuff like this, imbecile may come after you.NBQ00
- Attention whore cuntcrazyprick
- She's having a bit of a dance???Ianbolton
- If you don't see the problem here then you are dumb as fuckcrazyprick
- "Hello daughter"Wordsworth
- He wants to do her taxes.cherub
- helps sells her Onlyfans...hydro74
- Pretty much how I'd be in the gym, if I were to go.Fax_Benson
- She’s hotmonospaced
- A hot chick dancing, gross!YakuZoku
- whore cunt needs attentionutopian
- I'll attend.robthelad
- Are you all feeling bad because you know she's waaaaay out of your league? Let her dance and stop being meanIanbolton
- Shut the fuck up, Ifagbollockcrazyprick
- It always amused me when guys get angry at hot chicks doing things like this.CyBrainX
- Who cares?ideaist
- This is the type of chick who records a person without asking and then posts on TikTok talking about how the man behind her is a creep.Ramanisky2
- “STITCH incoming ... lol, omg”Ramanisky2
- utopian doesn't changeFax_Benson
- "It always amused me when guys get angry at hot chicks doing things like this." loser comment. Stop filming in gyms period.cannonball1978
- We don't know the circumstances of who's filming it but it wasn't me. Who's making loser comments?CyBrainX
- Next time dance in a mosque, sweetiecrazyprick
- Heterosexual man has brief glance at attractive attention whore, internet in shockjagara
- ^ Pretty fucking shallow takecrazyprick
- ^ Give me your deep takejagara
- ^ Say pleasecrazyprick
- ^ Give me your deep take, please. Can't wait, I'm sure it'll be deep.jagara
- Lol what a suckercrazyprick
- Lol you can't even troll in an entertaining and clever way. You are just a boring, predictable nuisance.jagara
- I'm not here to entertain you, sweetiecrazyprick
- I know, this is an activity to fill in the time between your basement masturbation sessions. Something to do I guess.jagara
- Eat a dickcrazyprick
- Eat two dicksjagara
- Hilarious and originalcrazyprick
- Thanksjagara
- jagara11
Hard, well-trained MMA-champion punches for this:
● I exit my apartment using the back door.
● I walk down the stairs. Uh oh. There is a strong smell.
● On the landing between two floors, there is a fresh-looking puddle of diarrhea. I'd say 15inches / 40cm in circumference. Some bits of corn in there (really). It's been dripping down the first stair too. I assume it's dog diarrhea, as it's not a neighborhood where homeless people frequent our locked back entrance.
● I decide to find the culprit, meaning the owner. The dog is innocent.
● I live on the top floor, with 4 apartments. I assume no one walks UP THE STAIRS WITH THEIR DOG, leaving a puddle of shit, and then back down. It must be a top floor resident. I don't have a dog, neither does my neighbor. Behind entrance number 3 there is a young woman, who I assume wouldn't have a big dog capable of producing shit puddles this size. I deduce it's door number 4, because I'm totally Sherlock Holmes.
● I go down to the front entrance, call the apartments intercom. Some dude answers.
Me: (sounding cheerful) "Hi! Do you have a dog?"
Him: (awkward pause) "Uh, Yes?"
Me: "Did your dog shit all over the back stairs?"
Him: (awkward pause) "Uhhhhh... no. But, um, I can go remove it, if you want me to."
Me: (sounding cheerful) "Aw, you'd do that? That'd be nice!"● I love that he denies it, and "offers" to clean it up anyway.
● Fucking douchebag asshole. He did clean the stairs, though.
- Win of the day post.Wordsworth
- punches pulled for the clean up?hans_glib
- Just one punch, then.jagara
- Are you sure it wasn't the dogs owner?Akagiyama
- that sounds like a perfectly reasonable British conversation.maikel
- The sun never shits on the British Empire.CyBrainX
- @maikel hehe - Copenhagen, Denmark. Maybe we Danes are similarly conflict averse. I actually tried fucking with him with the cheerful tone :)jagara
- i enjoyed this postHAL9001
- post of the day indeedmaquito
- Use of bullets is on purposemisterhow
- Perhaps he wasn’t lying. Dogs do not usually eat corn.monNom
- The dog:
https://i1.sndcdn.co…sted - Now you have a buddy in the house who cleans up dogshit, I would ask first if this was the first time, or it is a habit of his.sted
- Whatever the answer, the conversation should end with you making sure he understands thatnext time there is dogshit in or around the house you know who to call.sted
- Just to make sure shit on the stairs tomorrow. If he still cleans it up it wasn't his dog.palimpsest
- Bluejam5
this cunt
- http://www.theguardi…Bluejam
- He truly is one repugnant little cunt.Continuity
- Capitalism strikes again.i_monk
- patent expired long time ago, if its profitable someone else will produce a similar drugdrgs
- He should give it away for free, for exposure.isleptwithsirenstonight
- ^lolmoldero
- punches = stabs in the facemoldero
- Punches = the bad Aids.Morning_star
- i heard he likes dead pigs...necromation
- the problem is money makes EVERYTHING go a way... while we moan and bitch, he's getting his dick by the best transvestites money can buy... sad but true.necromation
- ^ LOL!
So what you're saying is: Martin Shkreli likes a bit of T-girl cock action in his douchey little asshole?Continuity - ^^ quite possibly. When you got PMs putting there cock in dead pigs mouths, we the people have NO fucking chance...necromation
- ^ lolfadein11
- The problem is more of costs of FDA approvals, insurances paying for the .001% better at 1000% the cost, patents, and generic rules.deathboy
- He should be able to charge whatever he wants and any company able to make a generic for cheaper should be able to compete.deathboy
- he could and he is, but the world has a right to hate that piece of shit for itmoldero
- isn't it fake? or some publicity stunt?feel
- true moldero. its just easier to hate on him than actually thinking about it and analyzing it. What is ok markup? why no competition? Alternatives?deathboy
- Health is Wealthstoplying
- Hates rich dude profiting from medicine. buys computers, garments, iphones made by questionable labor practices. even might be considered sl*cough* labor.yurimon
- ^
https://www.youtube.…moldero - he may be rich, but at least i'm handsome.garbage
- Don't hate the hypocrisy moldero.yurimon
- scum of the earthsea_sea
- https://www.reddit.c…moldero
- needs incurable diseaseBrokenHD
- yuri likes this guymoldero
- Internet 1:0 Douchebag
http://www.bbc.com/n…Continuity - free market get go fuck it self when people's life is on the line. Of course a country's policy may seem hypocritical. it's not built by one person or one partypango
- *get=can...pango
- he's doing exactly what he's been trained to do, why the hateGeorgesII
- He's just an agent to create support for government interventionisleptwithsirenstonight
- Ah, the conspiracy is clear, now. Thank you for enlightening the rest of us plebs.Continuity
- It's the gov'ment! Free market can never be wrong Ron Paul told me soyuekit
- I dont like this guy but you guys are easily distracted and also lack self perspective. plus we are not free from hypocrisy in how you consume. its easy to hateyurimon
- externally while neglecting yourself. just primate shit. waiting for my peeps to evolve already.yurimon
- backtracks...http...babaganush
- http://www.bbc.co.uk…babaganush
- We only see what we want to seeisleptwithsirenstonight
- depends on the eye you are using. no ego.yurimon
- Leggo my eggoisleptwithsirenstonight
- Go play hide-the-sausage in your own room, you two.Continuity
- yurimon quit talking to yourselfmoldero
- ^ i agree with moldy. yuri you need some heavy counseling.garbage
- Hackers released the home address and phone number of price-gouging pharma CEO Martin Shkreli:chukkaphob
- http://deadstate.org…chukkaphob
- Bad Aids for sure!ShaneHolley
- Anonymous Resistance Movement strikes: http://anonresistanc…chukkaphob
- NBQ006
- If this is the future of our civilization god help us all.NBQ00
- Obviously great parenting.freedom
- Who wears a sweatshirt that says "Very Lonely"?freedom
- True love. Defo end times visions.PhanLo
- this should put the fear in all you parents out thereGnash
- https://youtu.be/rjk…Hayoth
- No ragretsPhanLo
- on one hand if you had a son like this you'd probably want to beat the shit out of him, on the other hand girls are dumb & he's crushing mad pussy, so whatever._niko
- Oh c'mon. Leave them be. They have the rest of their lives to regret their choices.grafician
- I feel like the old man chiming in, but what the fuck? The face tattoos alone are dumb as fuck, but Jesus Christ...davey_g
- signs you’re getting old tread? HahahahahaApeRobot
- Sad Murica...is very sad.utopian
- The tunes that guy makes sounds like when you go speak to people who've been on valium for years. If you watch the vid at 1.5 x speed...PhanLo
- ... he sounds normal-ish.PhanLo
- best comment "Dude looks like a desk in detention."inteliboy
- Apparently she's pregnant from that teen drug addict.NBQ00
- of course she's from san franciscocolin_s
- if this is the future of America, better brush up on your Russian._niko
- Nope. Nuclear reset.futurefood
- Tattoos like that could be fun and trendy when you're in your 20's but one day or another they're going to become regrets and obstacles.Bennn
- I haven't bothered watching, but the cover image ... wow. The lift really doesn't go all the way to the penthouse, does it? I mean, he looks fucking vapid.Continuity
- https://www.xxlmag.c…tank02
- And yet he’s richer than all of us combined. Sigh_niko
- this guy looks brain deadmoldero
- dropped on the head as a baby maybe? Lolsea_sea
- @niko, I prefer to be living down a bridge than being something like this mongoloidOBBTKN
- And I am very sorry to all the down sindrome afected people...OBBTKN
- sarahfailin19
QBNers with multiple logins who use them to give more downvotes + upvotes. Grow up!
- https://www.qbn.com/…LMFAO
- I don't have enough accounts to downvotw this...pango
- I don't have enough accounts to downvotw this...capn_ron
- wish moderators shamed people a bit more. bring back the qbn big brother experiment this place used to have.inteliboy
- i'm upvoting this thread by 60+utopian
- +98LMFAO
- Why are you assuming this is happening in the first place?monospaced
