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  • maquito7

    • it's all in the name. at least he's not hiding it.capn_ron
    • A fucking crazy, personal tragedy and dude makes it about himself. What a fucking loser cunt. And maquito, you can suck a dick.crazyprick
    • you are crazy, and a prick :Pmaquito
    • You sure did take the high road, crazyprick:
      https://www.qbn.com/…
      palimpsest
    • Sorry, but that line pissed me off big time. Tasteless, and that's coming from a crusty fag like me.crazyprick
    • I'm sorry, but it's hilarious for you of all people to deem something tasteless. You've got quite a history of homophobia and racism.garbage
    • I'm gay, and I'm black. Are you fucking high?crazyprick
    • Self hating gay black guy. Does it get any more miserable? ;(pango
    • State of QBNjagara
    • I'M SORRY I'M NOT PERFECTcrazyprick
    • Nobody accused you of perfection. You're just boring.garbage
    • Said the blandest cracker out there.crazyprick
    • Georges?monospaced
    • What's upcrazyprick
    • @mono Georges was actually talented. CP is just an alt of somebody else that really sucks at griefing.garbage
    • *stands up
      I too am black and gay
      Nairn
    • ^ Me, too.
      Black and as gay as the day is long.
      Continuity
    • nahhh georges was funny.pango
    • White knight homophobei_monk
    • White knight? Stop using internet buzzwords like a fucking retard, retard.crazyprick
    • so much anger. why is he mad at everything?pango
    • Now he'll say that he also identifies as a retard.palimpsest
    • I'm not mad, nor retarded. You're so clueless (especially that garbage cunt) I love it. So funny.crazyprick
    • @pangz agreed, Georges had jokes. This dude is just boring.garbage
    • docpoz?Nairn
    • has he fucked everyone's mom yet?pango
    • He's moved on to fucking their dads.Continuity
    • I'm not here to fuckin' amuse youcrazyprick
    • Bad news: I only respond to you because you're so easy to trigger, and I find that amusing. #softgarbage
    • Bad news: you respond because you think having the last word makes you the winner. It doesn't, you will always be a faggy cunt bitch.crazyprick
    • last word
      :3
      pango
  • Nairn9

    THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I'M DONE WITH A BROWSER TAB AND HIT CTRL+W AND THEN THE OTHER SCREEN FLASHES AND I REALISE I'VE JUST CLOSED MY WORK IN ILLUSTRATOR.

    Old man.

    • yupdmay
    • Just did thisduckseason
    • :D May I take the credit for hinting to your sub-conscious?Nairn
    • With two screens I find I do that much more. Signs we're getting oid. :-(PhanLo
    • what?? Are you on a microsoft computer?milfhunter
    • Whisper it, milfhunter ... our Nairn luvs Windows. :OContinuity
    • Same issue with caps lock? ;)sab
    • Remap illustrator shortcut to ctrl+sdrgs
    • What's CTRL+W do?formed
    • Same as cmd+WContinuity
    • Dunno what that is, either...I must be really, really old.formed
    • lol, well, I just tried it...learn something new everyday! Thanks QBN, I'll surely be closing the wrong things now too!formed
  • fooler7

  • jagara7

    Picky eaters. I went to a restaurant dinner with work once. There was this one colleague in her mid-twenties:

    Lobster bisque: "I don't like seafood" with white wine: "I don't drink wine". Meat dish: "mmm, no... looks weird" with a red wine pairing: "I don't like wine, remember?". Buttermilk dessert with passion fruit compote: "It tastes and looks weird, how can you eat that". Cheeses and wine: "cheese, ew!". Coffee: "I don't like coffee" (well, quelle motherfucking surprise...).

    What she had: a bit of bread and butter, tiny bites of all the dishes, none of which she liked, and a Coke Zero.

    She wasn't anorexic, a bit chubby, actually. I seem to remember that she liked pizza. Maybe she only eats pizza.

    • Oh, and spaghetti. She likes spaghetti.jagara
    • That's why she's chubbyNBQ00
    • Eeeekkk...OBBTKN
    • blame her parentsshapesalad
    • being a picky eater is a sign that they're a pain in the ass.GuyFawkes
    • Punches for: her parents.jagara
    • SMH. She survives on carbs and chicken nuggies alone. I imagine every mean comes from a drive through. Thoughts and prayers for her heart.shellie
    • Meh, sometimes parents can try as much as they can and their kids will still end up picky little shits.Nairn
    • ARFID? Orthorexia? so many diseases to pick from!zarkonite
    • True @Nairn. Most parents are doing their best.mort_
    • In my 50! yeas on this planet, I have figured out the things I don't like. They are pretty basic, like coffee, Italian food, tea, liquor, pork and most red meatArmandoEstrada
    • ... I will try new things without hesitation, but im pretty firm in my dislikes. Not everyone likes everything. But yeah, punches for...ArmandoEstrada
    • My kids 3 & 4. Love stuff like olives, anchovies, allsorts of veg including celery, asparagus. They'll eat hot stuff like wasabi covered peas ...microkorg
    • ...curry and can put up with some pretty spicy chinese. I think if theres varied food around then they will eat it and have a wide palette. If theres not variedmicrokorg
    • food around when growing up then you're going to end up with fussy kids stuck in a rut of bland pizza, pasta and fish fingers.microkorg
    • @microkorg My kids were like that at that age and their taste narrowed significantly as they got older. YMMV.mort_
    • What annoys me the most is the close-mindedness. Try new stuff, you'll have a richer life.jagara
    • 'Italian Food'?! That's a fairly large brushstroke over a mostly inoffensive food umbrella!Nairn
    • @Nairn haha yeah :Djagara
  • BusterBoy6

    I fucking hate Novak Djokovic...I hope the Australian government appeals and kicks his ass out of the country...

    Cockhead claims he had COVID in December (which is not a valid entry marker)...the day after he claims he was diagnosed, he was seen at some event for school children without a mask.

    And then his fuckwit father compares him to Jesus Christ because he had the horrendous experience of being locked in a hotel for a couple of days.

    Just fuck off cunt.

    • agree totally BB! Fugg that arsehole.sab
    • Haha yep fuck that tennis playing dickheadPhanLo
    • Surely we have an antibody test they can give him to see how many antibodies he has. That's all that should matter, because he is JesusIanbolton
    • Can't argue with that. Cunt.Hayzilla
    • Fuck tennisqoob
    • Like name, like nature. Novak... NO VAX.shapesalad
    • all these clown fans with their flags dancing , celebtrating some visa victory is so puny as well.neverscared
    • ignore him, brodoesnotexist
    • Fuel to the fire.. https://twitter.com/…Nairn
    • Djokovic is a knobhead but this is proving to be a nice distraction from our useless PM, broken immigration system and messed up approach to the pandemic.MrT
    • Djokovic followed all of Australia's COVID guidelines and received a medical exemption from two different Australian independent medical panels.Milan
    • Australia currently has 100,000 COVID cases, but Djokovic is the problem? Fuck off!Milan
    • sick of hearing about him. a massive fucking distraction is what this is.inteliboy
  • Akagiyama4

    • Also, fuck tomahawk steaks.Nairn
    • Ordered it once and felt like an absolute douche lol_niko
    • Needs Ketchupfooler
    • @niko - I've loved steak for thirty+ years and had my first tomahawk 3 months ago and felt the same, lol.Nairn
    • "cheese". I don't know how I ever ate that shit as a kid.section_014
    • You pay for the bone and the kraft singlesBH26
    • Ewomahadesigns
    • ugh—my wife would do this :(
      first she'd ask it be cooked down to a petrified hockey puck and then—yeah—cheese... although she might go w/cheddar *sigh
      PonyBoy
    • Are you suppose to eat it while holding the bone?pinkfloyd
    • Needs more salt bae for maximum douche credhans_glib
    • never tried a steak with cheese.. i need to try it oncePioneerDJ303
    • Crumbled blue or goat geese isn’t bad. I sometimes add a sprinkle over seared medium rare slices & a balsamic reduction over roasted baby carrots leaks & kale.shellie
    • Jesus fuck yumGuyFawkes
    • Just fly to Porto and have a Francesinha if you like meat and cheese.shapesalad
    • kraft isn't even cheesemilfhunter
    • American cheese always taste like that left the outer wrapping on.shellie
  • Krassy5

    • unbelievable!
      Chicago justice system is corrupt AF!
      Krassy
    • https://www.hypable.…Gnash
    • POSutopian
    • So, what's going on here?Maaku
    • Illinois is corrupt in general... example: 4 of their last 7 Governors have done jail time.PonyBoy
    • story? link?NBQ00
    • What shit new mini series is this?Nairn
    • First you get the fame, then you get the privilege.ideaist
    • The DA Kim Foxx recused herself because she had contact with Smollett family but ordered the dismissal before she walked out the door.robotron3k
    • The net results, CPD will no longer take gay hate crimes seriously.robotron3k
    • If you are a democrat you can commit crimes and not be arrested or charged. You then call everyone a racist.Hayoth
    • Lol this pic is awesomeHijoDMaite
    • Entouragedbloc
    • Isotoners™ is behind all of this shit. Look for more villians wearing gloves for no reason in the coming months. READ THE SIGNSBonSeff
    • ### Spammer Report Hotline ###
      Damn you, Isotoners
      BonSeff
    • Hahaha BonsefHijoDMaite
    • I know this fuck-face did something, but I can't be bothered to read about. The obvious media ploy for fame is working.section_014
  • shapesalad3

    Leaf blowers.


    What's wrong with the silent saviour of the gardening world:

    Also those petrol leaf blowers pollute more than cars, as they don't have catalytic convertors etc.

    The electric ones are somewhat passable, but seriously a rake, a broom, a bag and a bit of muscle and you're done you lazy fuckers.

    • COP26 and then a week of fucking leaf blowers. I'm done giving a shit about environment if no one else is.shapesalad
    • every day in my hood there is a different leaf blower going all damn day. I hate the things cause all they do is blow dust around.capn_ron
    • I blame treesGuyFawkes
    • Punches for the cringe ginger in the second video. None of his videos are funny.utopian
    • Oh my god, I had to take a look. Punches for whatever person at some point said "hey you're funny" and he believed them. Wow.garbage
    • No.3
      So you just need a trash can, a drill, 3 rakes, plastic bags, plywood, door handles, and a jigsaw. For something you do twice a year for 30mins.
      Hayzilla
    • ...and here in CA the are outlawing gas lawnmowers.lemmy_k
    • ^ seriously? lolGuyFawkes
    • I’m with that old dud a simple rake is all you need. My wife bought us a blower last year for no reason, that was also a vacuum and mulcher. I looked at it and_niko
    • Fuck those useless cunts, get a real job fucking losers, also fuck the industry that build all those fucking machines.i_was
    • Better stay on welfare fucking losersi_was
    • Big up to the old gardening toolsi_was
    • Gotta say the electric ones do help when there is a ton of leaves on a hill that need to be removed.wordssssss
    • BAN LEAF BLOWERS NOWnb
    • Guy, they are banning all gas powered mowers but I still get to hear a leaf blower run constantly between the hours of 6am and 6pm.lemmy_k
    • holy shit niko, how does the story end???scarabin
    • Would make a big hole, and fill it with all the municipal workers with their blowers, priests and politicians... And sure the world would be a better placeOBBTKN
    • Come over. You will be blowing.dibec
    • ues a rake ffs.jagara
    • hey that rhymesjagara
    • @OBBTKN HAHAi_was
  • Nairn6

    Every auto-fellating ponce on here https://www.stanleybiggs.co.uk/

    • Weirdly I've always imagined you to have an image like this mateIanbolton
    • Well, wannabe auto-fellatist. After years of yoga, they can just about lick the tip. Barely.Nairn
    • lol, you and Hayzilla. WTF? I have my own pretensions, don't get me wrong, but they're not... this.Nairn
    • lol .. not even the hippest of hackney wankers dress like thatBluejam
    • This is humongous, lolgarbage
    • It's surely just another fad based around the Peaky Blinders. But yeah, what the fuck?! hahaIanbolton
    • Dressing like extras from Hearbeat?PhanLo
    • Which one is shapesaladdrgs
    • this style is actually historic and based on practical long lasting designs.shapesalad
    • Punches for people wearing newsboy caps. Ooh look at me, I'm from the 1930'sjagara
    • Bunch of wankersbabydick
    • Yeah, Heartbeat or All Creatures extras.Brabo_Brabo
    • I'm greatly offended at your words towards what was once traditional clothing of my countrymen. Dare you mock the Thobe the same way?shapesalad
    • Its not folk clothing, its just a really old styledrgs
    • Just add a whippet and a battered wife.MrT
    • lol, oh my word, glad I finally clicked on the link now haha.fadein11
  • Gardener5

    Prices • Adele @ Hyde Park London:

    — General Admission: £90.45
    — Primary Entry: £111.85
    — Gold: £273.95
    — Diamond VIP Experience: £379.95
    — VIP Terrace: £434.95
    — Ultimate Bar Diamond and Ultimate Terrace = £579.95

    • https://images.conta…Gardener
    • it's all about the mu$icKrassy
    • Worth itgrafician
    • how much for some of her bathwater?sarahfailin
    • Have never listen the fat depressing cowi_was
    • She aint fat anymore. Saw a video of her the other day, didn't realise it was her.microkorg
    • hyde park is a grim patch of grass in an over populated city full of nothing but ways to spend money after you earn it doing a soul destroying job..shapesalad
    • A Dellbabydick
    • "There's a sucker born every minute"
      - P. T. Barnum
      utopian
    • ah just find a cheap soccer game, if you're doing it right you get the same audiovisual experience.sted
    • ^ lolKrassy
    • I went on a boat with my laptop. Bout half-way through the trip, it fell overboard. Now there's a Dell, rolling in the deep.Akagiyama
    • ^wow that was sicki_was
    • she came here 10 years ago and everyone was talking about going but I had never heard of her. I'm sure tickets were on 40=50 bucks.fooler
    • @Akagiyama lolKrassy
    • If you're that much of a fan of hers, you deserve these prices. This is just like Barbra Streisand.CyBrainX
  • cherub7

    Mark Zuckerberg

    • Senator Hawley as wellutopian
    • The senate has been sucking lately. Need a good punching.cherub
    • Fuck you MarkGuyFawkes
    • he's like jeremy jamm https://www.youtube.…dorf
    • ^ hawleydorf
    • You guys are literally complaining about a senator that's calling out corporate control. If the fascism label isn't right for qbn and what is?Hayoth
    • Don't worry hayoth. QBN is bunch of Antifa, no fascism here.pango
    • Mark Zuckerberg is not a Senator. lol. Silly hayoth.cherub
    • faceb is big spyware like some big data collecting techs.api
    • Hawley is a dumbasslowimpakt
    • why is Hawley acting like a smug bully lawyer?inteliboy
    • this AI droid is programmed to start every response with "senator..." and finish with "my team will get back to you"Krassy
    • @krassy lolapi
    • It’s shocking how out of the loop he is. If he isn’t even knowledgeable , why even bother questioning him. He doesn’t even care about Facebook anymore.monospaced
  • jagara7

    Avocados when they look like this

    • ...aand on top, it tastes like dish soap. I had to throw away the toast, inedible. Never happened before. Avocados are infuriatingly unpredictable.jagara
    • Always a coin flip when you start cutting it in half. So many thrown away into the can. Well deserved punches.Ramanisky2
    • And that's why you always check the nipple. If it's not there, that's an avocado that has already been accidentally vented in transit.garbage
    • Either find one with a good palm feel and a nipple, or buy a hard one and snap the nip when you get home, it will be ready in the morning.garbage
    • And that's my unintentionally dirty post of the day.garbage
    • ^lolrzu-rzu
    • More avocado advice plsnb
    • SFW advice there garbageRamanisky2
    • shit... i think i forgot an avocado in the cabinetpango
    • Sometimes there's more flesh inside of the pit, but that's rare. The pit is actually good for you, but it's not worth doing yourself:garbage
    • https://www.ncbi.nlm…garbage
    • And American desire for avocados is now a cartel thing. CJNG is even getting on it, so that's something to consider.garbage
    • I find Kiwi fruit similarly unpredictable. Some taste great, some sour as fuck, some solid as fuckmicrokorg
    • Kiwi tips: Smell before you squeeze. The fuzzier the better. If it already smells sweet in the stand, that shit is too ripe.garbage
    • Again, as I was typing that I was like "this sounds too dirty", but I just let it fly anyway.garbage
    • Wtf, avocados are too expensive to pull this shitgrafician
    • lol garbagefuturefood
    • There is never flesh in the pit. They aren’t that expensive.monospaced
    • Price has gone down since 2022. Cus they were importing too manypango
    • Price is relatively consistent over the last decade at least where I am. Changes seasonally of course. My hometown grows a ton of them, and we had 20 trees toomonospaced
    • @mono You absolutely can find flesh in the pit. It's rare and not worth it. I was talking more about the nutrient value of the pit itself.garbage
    • no, you cannot find flesh in the pitmonospaced
    • You should not eat the pit. It’s not a good source of anything. That’s not a thing. Punches for whom ever started that retarded rumor.monospaced
    • The avocado commission says they don’t recommend it and say the pit is not meant for human digestion. In fact they suggest that it may be harmful.monospaced
    • It's like you didn't read me saying "it's rare and not worth it". We'll add to that I meant mechanically processing the actual pit.garbage
    • But again, you're an adult who still uses "retarded" improperly. I think I'll get my advice elsewhere.garbage
  • scarabin4

    Shitty animal training

    • “UK is fucked” threadNBQ00
    • cuntsmoldero
    • Bunch of cousin fuckers.PhanLo
    • Punch those fuckersi_was
    • come on, the first picture is skewed, top one the horse can just turn to corner and problem solved._niko
    • Also, fuck horses.Nairn
    • Horse can't turn to corner Horse attached with a cord.i_was
    • @Nairn Animal hateri_was
    • Why fuck horses ? explain pleasei_was
    • @i_was @Nairn has a weird fetish, better not to talk about itsted
    • humans are fucked uputopian
    • The 1911 Parliament Act did its best to rid the country of these inbred entitled fucks, but just didn’t go far enough...shapesalad
    • ah I see the cord, jeez._niko
    • dressage is an olympic sport they're at this shit everywhere. but aye fuck the brits and horseskingsteven
    • are we outraged at a blurry picture without any context?mekk
    • I wish I could find that I hate horses blog from at least 10 years ago.CyBrainX
    • @mekk, nope its the wrong use of the stretch tool I think :)fadein11
    • Context: https://www.vice.com…jmckinno
  • i_monk10

    Which turd thought the Colour Theme tool should be the menu default over Eyedropper:

    • yeah this shit bugs me - need to change it every single time...pedromendez
    • damn annoying. isn't colour themes another CC library thing? fuck Adobe to mars, but in the meantime, here's my moneyMrT
    • it was probably deathboy.face_melter
    • Man u really like taste of me on your keyboard tongue. So gay!deathboy
    • I dunno, THAT was pretty gay.

      Shit. I read and responded to a DB post.
      Bad Nairn.
      Nairn
    • nah, deathy, I just think you're a cunt and never get tired of saying so.face_melter
    • fuck color themes anyway, everyone uses a handful of brand colors anywaymonospaced
    • Is that a PC you are using? Why does it still look like the version I had in 1997?Hayzilla
    • It's from Google images. Like I'm going to bother screen grabbing and cropping it myself.i_monk
  • Nairn3

    People who cycle around with a cat in the front basket, looking for attention. You see them on the internet and they're annoying. You see one in the street beaming at you and nodding giddily at his cat going "c'mon, it's a cat. smile! comment! say something! look at the cat! in a bike basket! amazing, isn't it?" no. fuck off.

    • I don’t see this.monospaced
    • this is why we need flamethrowershans_glib
    • It can be lucrative https://www.1bike1wo…zardoz
    • well same can be said about everyone doing something to get attention, like tattoos and odd hair cuts.shapesalad
    • ... or people whingeing about minorities cooking their own food in their own homes.Continuity
    • awwwww, miserable little shitbag! Although, if I saw this for the first time I'd be like "what the fuck is that cunt doing?"Ianbolton
    • What if the cat enjoys it and the cat owner just wants to go for a bike ride?CyBrainX
    • You've clearly not seen the type of people that do this, then. There's a few of them in LDN now - guy I saw the other day was pure hungry for recognition.Nairn
    • 1: Make eye contact.
      2: Smile.
      3: Say clearly and loudly "I am paying you attention!".
      shapesalad
    • regarding the cooking comment from Continunity - the apartment block had a list of regualtions in the foyer and 'strong cooking' smells was listed as an offenceshapesalad
    • window very close to each other, someone's cooking smells could easily seep into 8 peoples living rooms. So I had a right to whinge.shapesalad
    • Also listed was a rule not to wash rice as it clogged the old drains.shapesalad
    • Uh-huh. Of course there are regulations. What amazing happenstance, eh, you miserable spacker?Continuity
    • Side-punches for people who walk their cats on leashes. I'm with you Nairn.garbage
    • ID GIVE THEM ALL MY MONEY TO TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT!pango
    • Nairn, I've seen plenty of this in NYC. My thought is always "I wonder if my cat would stand for this."CyBrainX
    • But there's no way I'd put a basket on my bike. You're just asking for it to become a trash can - because people. Those are the ones I'd like to punch.CyBrainX
    • @pango Lol, trust me. The ones I see look like they're being dragged around by a prison guard.garbage
    • If it was a monkey or a dog I'd support but for most cats that's hell.Beeswax
    • This sorta shit
      https://imgur.com/us…
      Nairn
    • Rather see a pussy than the shit from the cunt.moogchild
    • *than this shit from a cuntNairn
    • You're kind of a grumpy, judgmental cunt tbhcanoe
    • no shit? an honour, I suppose, coming from such a lovely chap as yourself.Nairn
    • it's not an honor coming from me, but it would be from shapesalad, another miserable gas bag on QBNcanoe
    • We three bags of boring are! La dee da dee la dee da da, bearing shit we shit on all! La dee da dee la dee da da!Nairn
    • https://encrypted-tb…d_gitale
    • i want that backpack!pango
  • sted8

    • Become a doctor, go to webmd.com!CyBrainX
    • HELL YEAH! 'MERICA!!hydro74
    • LOL what an oxymoron. Microsoft. Designer. LOLsab
    • 'Now you, too, can create the most overwrought, unusable interfaces of your dreams!'Continuity
    • is that dancing brush the new paperclip?hans_glib
    • "No design skills needed!"
      They didn't have to do us like that.
      palimpsest
    • u know, i've grown to like this kind of stuff, yea more power to the ppl, let them design stuff quickly on their ownfeel
    • "wow your clients with a few simple clicks"feel
    • Nice apostrophe. Useless fuckers.MrT
    • And hey!Gucci
  • Continuity8

    Mukbang.

    Seriously, that's shit's stupid.

    • lolNBQ00
    • yup, very stupidrenderedred
    • yup, so annoying, as is everything else my kids love lol_niko
    • I had a designer who had a mukbang channel... I found out about it a month or so after I hired her. I felt so embarrassed for her.Al_dizzle
    • It's just irrelevanti_was
    • Never heard of it.monospaced
    • it's for very very lonely people, those that spend a month without leaving the apartment, they enjoy the company of someone eating virtuallyfeel
    • ...but then again, I used to be lonely early on my freelance years, the weirdest thing I started to watch was video logs, if I want company I'd call ma friendsfeel
    • I don't think it's strange at all, people listen to bs-podcasts and want someone to eat with. mukbang + pornhub and you have everything you needArchitectofFate
    • population suppressant +1PeterPancake
    • How many kids watch this shit, eating disorder loading...youtube is so full of crap.ApeRobot
    • https://www.youtube.…PeterPancake
  • section_0146

    People who use leaf blowers. Pick up a broom or a fucking rake. 100% of you could use the exercise!!

    • What about leaf vacuums?crazyprick
    • ha - I cleared an entire maple tree worth of leaves yesterday only because I have a leaf blower. :Dmg33
    • it really goes to folks heads, revving them up and blasting them around the entire neighbourhood like a travis pastrana on a 2 stroke - fuckkkkeeerrsssskingsteven
    • For the user, they are breathing very toxic fumes - due to no catalytic convertor / filter on the exhaust. Electric/battery ones if you must.shapesalad
    • Pretty sure we have a law here that all residents must be within earshot of a leafblower from 6am to 6pm. Fucking HATE them.lemmy_k
    • i saw a dewalt one that uses those battery packs. I wonder if those are any good?scarabin
    • Actually better to leave them on the ground anyway https://www.usda.gov…lemoucheron
    • I live in a city, so my complaint is car alarms.CyBrainX
    • @scara The guy who owns the house I live in has the 20v Dewalt. It does work at the pointless task that is leafblowing.garbage
    • That said, I don't get the noise complaints. But I live right on the water, am used to years of seaplanes flying overhead and..garbage
    • ..the back and forth honks of ships and a nearby drawbridge. The constant din is pretty great for my tinnitus. I'm going to go mad when I move to the country.garbage
    • I use both a leaf blower and a rake. Generally use the leaf blower to blow off the driveway. and rake to a point where I can mow them into mulch—hours of work..wordssssss
    • As a kid that had to do all the yard work, my dream achieved was living somewhere where I never had to mow my lawn again. Now the miss wants the country life.garbage
    • I actually just fired my landsdcapers so i could take it all over. Mowed my first lawn last week!

      Those guys would do it at 8 in the damn morning
      scarabin
    • Well if you already have a Dewalt setup, it does blow shit around pretty nicely. I've just no use for it because my front doors are 4 steps from the street.garbage
    • If I ever get a house, I'm paving the lawn and assembling a monster truck roomba.garbage
    • Grief blowers.MrT
  • _niko5

    Sent from my iPhone
    Sent from my iPad.

    Who gives a fuck?

    I’m always having to delete this line before i send.

    • You can prevent that in your settings.CyBrainX
    • You can remove or put whatever you want in settings.doggydoggdog
    • Thanks, figured i probably could but why jump through hoops to get rid of it.
      _niko
      Sent from my iPhone
      _niko
    • Ha that was way too easy, punches for me_niko
    • Apple always Apple.utopian
    • I read this as saying you always have to delete "who gives a fuck"yuekit
    • i have that line and i dont even have an iphone.pango
    • It was a status symbol back when the first iPhone came out.shapesalad
    • didn't someone once add it manually to a post here? It weas a few years ago and apparently in all seriousness, and of course they got ripped a new one.MrT
    • Genius marketing move from Apple back in the day.jagara
    • wat my phone doesn't do this...inteliboy
    • "Sent from my Huawei. Fuck you."mort_
    • I use to have mine say "Sent from my mobile cellular smartphone device" like Kenny Powers in Eastbound & Down.fooler
  • palimpsest16

    • i tried to upvote this twice i love it so muchsarahfailin