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  • shapesalad11

    Carpet.

    I hate carpet. It's gross. It just collects dust, food crumbs dirt etc, micro organisms.

    It stains, especially if you spill your Oolong tea or worse Yerba Mate.

    You can't wipe it/wash it with bleach etc.

    If it's a light oat meal like colour it lasts 3 years max before it looks grimy.

    If it's a dark colour it sucks all the light and life out of a room and just feels depressing.

    I just don't get it. Wood floors always, modern or rustic. A rug if you must.

    Don't get me started on carpeted office floors...

    The only carpet in the whole world that is anything decent is those in Singapore Airport - the only time I've ever noticed and complimented a carpet.

    • Before you comment, yes I know you can get a Dyson and vacuum it, I hate that push and shoving you have to do with vacuuming carpet. Wood floors are so easy.shapesalad
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    • That is like your opinion mantank02
    • biggest source of indoor air pollution and huge source of microplastics. https://www.lung.org…sarahfailin
    • carpet is gross. i don't understand why people use it.Krassy
    • you mean this shit? https://cdn.carpetri…tank02
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    • Yup, carpets suck assbabydick_
    • carpet cleaning causes chemical poisoning. John Travolta's son sadly found out.hotroddy
    • i never thought about carpet as gross. now I know!kaiyohtee
    • Carpet is for the Boomers.utopian
    • Carpet puncher sounds like a euphamismMrT
    • Rug munchernb
    • Rugs are good thoughinteliboy
    • Carpet Bangerutopian
    • Try a jute rug. Biodegradable, easy to clean, durable and cheap.seldon
    • Dirt floors ftw. Never have to vacuum, safe for the environment. Toss down some hay if you’ve got companyscarabin
    • yerba mate contains a known carcinogen.zardoz
    • That's why Argentines and Uruguayans are so nutsChimp
    • My parents had carpet in the bathroom in the 80s. Thankfully they have some shit tiles now.Chimp
    • lol, I had high quality carpet out into the bedrooms over wood floors and nothing you say is problematic with them is actually true. Lol.monospaced
    • You absolutely can clean them, dust and debris is not the problem you make it out to be. 2 years no stains or odor. No fading. Not depressingmonospaced
    • Wait, we are talking about pubes right?_niko

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