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Fundamentally, me, for booking a two-week holiday on a Greek island (Skiathos) upon which fat, old, loud, Daily Mail-reading Little Englanders outnumbered the locals five-to-one, and spent their time being publicly obnoxious, disrespectful, whingey, and wholly undignified as loudly as they could be in their absolutely viscous (and borderline incomprehensible) Liverpudlian, Yorker, and Mancunian accents.
Fuck. Fuck them all. Cunts. Mexico for me next time.
- Ah yes, lovely Mexico with fat, old, loud Fox News-watching Little Americans... :)Nairn
- There's a reason I never go anywhere 'touristy'. I hate tourists, of all types - myself included... .Nairn
- Ah fuck, well called-out with Mexico.Continuity
- I loathe tourists after this experience. Motherfucker.Continuity
- 100% agree, they ruin everything. Thankfully there are hundreds of Greek islands many of which are undiscovered by the shitty tourist hordes._niko
- Oddly enough: I ended up on neighbouring Skopelos twice over the course of my two weeks, and it was bizarrely quiet, sans tourist throngs.Continuity
- Which rather flabbergasted me, considering its 'Mamma Mia' connection.Continuity
- english tourists are the worst. i always try and go to places they don't. or so out of season that they're safely back home beating their wives and kidshans_glib
- Always go off the beaten path when holidaying. Try Lanyu island. Unforgettable experience. Dried flying fish stir fried rice is amazing.shapesalad
- Not many westerners make it out there.shapesalad
- Road trip around Albania, is another good trip. Or road trip from Porto to A Coruña, book a bunch of airbnbs along the way, explore coast.shapesalad
- Or if you want to avoid the brits - Brent/Harrow/Edgware Road area of London.shapesalad
- i could recommend many brit-free places, but i won't, because then you'd be there, skinny bearded qbn-reading bores wingeing on about something or other.hans_glib
- How many Britons are there in the world? Why are they so numerousdrgs
- I've got 2 weeks in Da Nang booked for next month. Mostly Koreans therezardoz
- I can't say it enough... If I wasn't born in London, I couldn't be in the UK. That small islander "we won the war" shit is embarrassing, and on holiday they...necromation
- fucking worse! Red face, whinging about 'foreign food' while getting pissed and fall all over the place, and that's old ones.necromation
- Necromation - the type you describe are the ones that buy the printed version of the dailymail if old and sun/mirror if young.shapesalad
- Reminds me of the Scandinavians on Crete. They even own their own restaurants disguised as authentic greek. Thankfully a local let us in on the tricks.falcadia
- Honeymooned on Skiathos in 2007, during the off season just before fall. Very few tourists, made friends with locals and had a blast!evilpeacock
- I went there around 2000, had a great time but it was filling up with us bloody English. Is that windmill restauraunt still going/spinning?MrT
- I've been to many places over the years but the one island you want to avoid at all costs if you don't like drunken Englishmen is Great Britain._niko
- @zardoz - Da Nang is great, like walking through an 80s cyberpunk video game at night. There's also a dragon bridge that shoots fire and water every weekend.yuekit
- Noting worse than being stuck near those types of dreggy bastardsmrAtor
- https://www.bbc.co.u…ghostpancake
- let's not judge, the cunts need a holiday toorobthelad
- Sifnos is the one – chic and hardly and brexiteers to worry about.DaveO