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- Fariska0
So, from confessing/bitching, to stalking, to counseling.
Nice friday indeed :-)
- kezza_20
wha?
- cannonball0
her: comes over at 5am with sixpack with friends all high off their asses
me: you guys are crazy
her: Hi my name is #####
me: You can sleep in bed w/me I'll keep my hands to self~ morning ~
her: Yeah.... I'm "that" girl
me: Can I has phone number?~ 3.5 years together now ~
- DaveO0
I see a girl I know in the street, say hi, say see you later
Her: who's that girl?
Me: just a friend
Her: where from?
Me: just, out, y'know...
Her: she so wants to shag youRight. So any girl without a boyfriend wants to shag me? That correct? Wish someone told me when I was single!
- kezza_20
Everyone knows you get propositioned more with a ring on your finger.
- meltoni0
last tuesday i helped him to move to his new apartment. in boulder. (btw... for two weekends i helped him to paint the whole place)
so this past tuesday i send this email
"happy first week anniversary at the new place"then..... on wednesday night...
me: did you have a cupcake yesterday?
him: are you kidding me? that would be so depressing... can you imagine me holding a cupcake with a tiny candle all by myself at that apartment?
me: yes.... it doesn't strike as a good picture, sorry.
so....
tonight is his open-house dinner. he's cooking.
only six people and he asked me to stay the night.i've got candles yesterday and i'm buying cupcakes for tonight.
the one for him is gonna have a little candle on it.- whats up with the jameson?!?!?CALLES
- You are to nice!rson
- ohhhh... you dont want to see him drunk. i've seen it so many times already... not a good picture.meltoni
- so now he is a mean drunk or oisses in the sink?CALLES
- he's not a mean drunk. he just becomes useless.meltoni
- I can't stand being with someone who is a horrible drunk.Jaline
- Putting something special in that cupcacke?Fariska
- my point is.... when he gets drunk i get no sex.meltoni
- that could be an awesome idea. he can't sleep when he has pot and i could use a whole night of....meltoni
- so if youre not getting laid he's useless?cannonball
- but then.... he suffers from a heart condition and he's not supposed to smoke/eat pot.meltoni
- I feel really bad for this guy. thank good i do not date chicks that no how to turn on a computer ;)rson
- That's what bf/gr are made for isn't it?Fariska
- heheheh jkcannonball
- :Dmeltoni
- i've had too many FB in my life already. i don't want him to be another one.meltoni
- studderine0
she remembered? no frickin' way! it was her own little way of testing you...seeing if you were paying attention..its ok..it will pass..as do most things do. also, GIMME SOME DESIGN IN THIS WEBBERSITE. i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ADVICE COLUMNS!
- I think you're the one with the Jameson as far as this thread goes! :Dmg33
- CALLES0
what about when they make a run with their fingers to the backdoor?
what you do.?
- Fariska0
[gf mad with all the kind of monsters and dinosaurs, and pretty messy]
her: [while unpacking a godzilla tablelamp] OMG, it's wonderful and you can't say anything, see, it's a lamp not a toy!!!!
- CALLES0
whats up with the jameson?!?!?
– CALLES1/15
You are to nice!
– rson2/15
ohhhh... you dont want to see him drunk. i've seen it so many times already... not a good picture.
– meltoni3/15
so now he is a mean drunk or oisses in the sink?
– CALLES4/15
he's not a mean drunk. he just becomes useless.
– meltoni5/15
I can't stand being with someone who is a horrible drunk.
– Jaline6/15
Putting something special in that cupcacke?
– Fariska7/15
my point is.... when he gets drunk i get no sex.
– meltoni8/15
that could be an awesome idea. he can't sleep when he has pot and i could use a whole night of....
– meltoni9/15
so if youre not getting laid he's useless?
– cannonball10/15
but then.... he suffers from a heart condition and he's not supposed to smoke/eat pot.
– meltoni11/15
I feel really bad for this guy. thank good i do not date chicks that no how to turn on a computer ;)
– rson12/15
That's what bf/gr are made for isn't it?
– Fariska13/15
heheheh jk
– cannonball14/15
:D
– meltoni15/15
- CALLES0
my point is.... when he gets drunk i get no sex.
– meltoni8/15
so if youre not getting laid he's useless?
– cannonball10/15BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHHAHAHAHHA
- heheheh jk
– cannonball14/15cannonball - but it is a good serious point! should we be just stallions?CALLES
- do the only want us for sex?CALLES
- right on... but i have feelings too... im not just a piece of meatCALLES
- Also for carrying all the shopping they doFariska
- with out moneyCALLES
- ourCALLES
- preciselyFariska
- wrong.meltoni
- Oh please can we have a quiet note where we throw cliches about women?Fariska
- heheheh jk
- CALLES0
but then.... he suffers from a heart condition and he's not supposed to smoke/eat pot.
– meltoni11/15guess coke is out of the equation
- cannonball0
Her: Hey sorry I'm late what do you want to do for dinner.
Me: I already had a burrito.
Her: Oh, great, so what am I supposed to do. Eat nothing?
Me: You could cram your mouth with the burrito I left in the fridge for you.
Her: Oh youre the best!
Me: *Gently slaps ass* cant see the screen. This guy's kicking my ass in Call of Duty
Her: Can I watch project runway soon?
Me: Sure, but we're not watching Top Model. That shit's so stupid.
Her: You're stupid.
Me: True. Aren't you still hungry?
- Mal0
her: what do you think of that girl?
me: I'd love to see my nuts on her chin.
her: oh stop that!
me: sorry Mum.
- mikotondria30
me: Hey look at this boyfriend/girlfriend conversation thread on qbn
her: oh right, hope you don't post anything about us
me: like what, you mean the conversation we're having right now ?
her: yeh, that would be weird - like having a group of people spying on us or something
me: right - like an invasion of our privacy - like being on a kind of text-based tv ?
her: Stop it now, it's freaking me out - stop...don't do that
me: what ?
her: type everything I'm saying - seriously, stop it
me: ok, sorry - I'll stop
her: thank you. I don't really trust everyone on there if you want to know..
me: oh dear
her: yeh, all that fap thing, whats that about....what are you...? hey!
me: what ? Don't - ow!
her: you're still doing it ! you're typing behind your back, did you think I wouldnt hear it, for fucks sake....give me....the..
me: ahh!.....AHHH!!
her: don't you hit 'Broadcast live'....dont you!......
- sherm0
her: I shouldn't have taken this street. Its so damned busy.
me: quiet (thinking: what the fuck is she talking about... there is one car in front of us at the intersection)
her: I know, you're thinking, what is she talking about... ther is only one car in front of us. yuk yuk yuk.she knows me so well. I swear this happened this morning.
- DanaScully0
i'll say one about myself.
boyfriend: I want a knife, you know, like a pocket one.
me (half asleep): knife? those are too cutty.
- CALLES0
her:please get me out of here
me:just put the FUCKING lotion in the basket please
- rson0
I am at the computer back turned to the TV ...
Her: man that dude is hot
Me: (turns around to look)
Her: FAG!