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Out of context: Reply #73

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    Her: Hey sorry I'm late what do you want to do for dinner.
    Me: I already had a burrito.
    Her: Oh, great, so what am I supposed to do. Eat nothing?
    Me: You could cram your mouth with the burrito I left in the fridge for you.
    Her: Oh youre the best!
    Me: *Gently slaps ass* cant see the screen. This guy's kicking my ass in Call of Duty
    Her: Can I watch project runway soon?
    Me: Sure, but we're not watching Top Model. That shit's so stupid.
    Her: You're stupid.
    Me: True. Aren't you still hungry?

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