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- WeLoveNoise0
me: right going out to watch futty with lads
her: oh cool, can i come
me: sure [fuck sake]lads: WTF
- waterhouse0
her: i think you're losing your mind
me: don't be a prick
her: again with the name-calling
- cannonball0
last night in bed
her: go turn the light off
me: you turn it off your closer
her: you do it I'm cold
me: I'm warm! I'll get cold
her: do it!
me: sigh (gets up turns the lights off)- My rules:
(1) Last person in room.
(2) Who wants it off more?
(3) Closest personJaline - ;)Jaline
- pussywhipped
cnt talk much myself thoWeLoveNoise - I wouldn't call this "pussywhipped". What are you going to do, beat her?Jaline
- See what I did there?
:PJaline - Seriously though, being pussywhipped is more like doing everything she says and wants to do, all the time.Jaline
- how can she whip!cannonball
- my rule is that I can sleep with it on, so if it bothers you, then do something about it.Point5
- My rules:
- chossy0
I do anything for the lady when in bed, cheifly cause I can pretend to fall on her in the hopes that my cock might land in and around her mouth.
- fuckin lolWeLoveNoise
- haahahhahmoamoa
- LOLismith
- hahahahaJaline
- WeLoveNoise0
her: lets do something today
me: like what
her: anything just dont wana stay in the house
me: ffs cant we just go nothin for once.
her: your always like this
me: its a FUCKIN SUNDAY
her: wah wah wahme spend rest of day ass kissing
me @ 2pm: i'm sorry
me @ 3pm: i'm sorry
me @ 4pm: i'm sorry
me @ 5pm: i'm sorry
me @ 6pm: i'm sorry ..........................
me @ Monday 7am: i'm sorry
- kezza_20
5 Steps:
Step 1: Let them know you're horny, it might work, jokes help.
Step 2: Same as above but bit of kissing for persuasion.
Step 3: Persuasion with touching, you know, bit of gentle rubbing.
Step 4: Point out incidental things, and compliments like "it's so quiet", "I'd love to make love under that full moon", " your bum feels great", "you look great in the dark" that kind of stuff
Step 5: Pull out all the stops, guilt works "it's been ages", "I've been thinking about you all day" and the best line ever " the women at work have nothing on you...."
It works
- "You look great in the dark" HAHAHAHAJaline
- good stuff apple c apple vchossy
- "the women at work have nothing on you"...oh boy, that's a killer, hahahahahahamikotondria3
- hahaahaha
that would NEVER work with my beeeeochjimzyk
- mikotondria30
Whats the matter with you ?
Nothing, just sat here..
There is, what the fucks the matter ?
Nothing, nothing, Im *al-right*..
You're always like this
Like what ?
Pissed off about something..
Im NOT pissed off!
Don't shout at ME
Im not, Im just trying to get through to you that Im alright, there's nothing the matter with me..
Oh, so it's MY fault now is it, is that what you're saying ?[head explodes. One day, please - head will explode]
- She doesn't know your natural disposition yet?Jaline
- classic projection + hall of mirrors, lolmikotondria3
- meltoni0
me: would you start texting me goodnight when we're away?him: I'll have to say no to texting you as matter of obligation on nights when i'm not in town, but let's just say you can look forward to surprise good night texts when i'm away.
- WeLoveNoise0
QBN WifeSWAP
- chossy0
chossy's step.
step 1. Gonnae let ees beefe ye
step 2. You don't have to do much
step 3. I'm not doing anything I just feel comfier without my clothes on.
step 4. can you feel that?.. what is it touch it...
step 5. I wanna kiss you all over and over and again till the night closes in till the night closes in.......step 6. (bonus track) wait till she's asleep and rub one out sas style.
- SAS style.... bbbllllawwwwaaaaa. All blokes like a secret wank with her asleep next to themkezza_2
- kezza_20
Step 6 is always Marvin Gaye
- kezza_20
Step 7 is self pleasure
- CALLES0
me... you awesome.. always cool. attractive and for my luck you have the heart of a fat chick
her... ummmm thanks?(confused look on face
but i meant it!
- jimzyk0
Step 7, tie her up,
- digdre0
so, when is that next QBN Sessions, bring all your wifeys.. I'll do the rest
- meltoni0
him: i need to get up.
me: nooooooooooooo.
him: why?
me: i haven't play with you yet. you know.... with my favorite toy.
- golf clap :Dchossy
- I just spat out my beer... well donekezza_2
- And this dude can't text you once night?!?!locustsloth
- yep. doesn't make sense, does it?meltoni
- WeLoveNoise0
her: whats my name bitch
me: i dont know, we just met and u said come back to mine- this never really happened
altho i wud love it if it didWeLoveNoise
- this never really happened