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- kezza_20
hahahahahaha
Golf clap.
Genius
- CALLES0
she doesn't drink
Her; last night was amazing... it was a marathon
Me: Yeah i know... great great (did we? what?!? phew)
- meltoni0
me (over the phone): i'm in the shower but the dooes is unlocked and there's a bottle of jameson for you in the kitchen.
him: a bottle of jameson for me?
me: yes, you know... i only drink wine and it's not fair with you not to have what you like to drink when you come over.
him: that's sweet of you.
me: i know... but you could be bad and come take a shower with me.
- good formkezza_2
- wonderful stroke playchossy
- dude thats raddesigner4rent
- CALLES0
wait wait wait.... whats going on here meltoni... is this guy your boyfrind or you are trying to snatch* him
*snatch as in catch... snatch him of the market
- kezza_20
You sound like a predator Meltoni.
- chossy0
Meltoni sounds like a dirty little strumpet, this is a good thing.
- Russell_Sprout0
Seems to me it's a luxury problem. I haven't had a girlfriend in, well, can't remember the last time a girl didn't spit on me, but that initself at least demonstrates that they've noticed me.
- kezza_20
he sounds like tart though Meltoni
- meltoni0
we've been seeing each other for three months now.
weekends together.
at least one day during the week together.so this is what happened three weeks ago...
me: i think i'm gonna start calling you my boyfriend because you know.... that's what everybody i know calls you.
him: hummmm, i don't think so. let's not use any labels.
me:
- so a FB thenJnr_Madison
- he doesn't want commitment... what does he do the other days of the weekCALLES
- maybe he wants it openCALLES
- that is the absolute best arrangement. weekends and 1 day during the week.section_014
- morilla0
her: I am too into music
me: ok, who are important and innovative artists out there?
her : I like Justin Timberlake and the Beatles...
me: who the fuck are you....
- cannonball0
her: *brushing teeth*
me: *lumbers into bathroom behind her, dryhumps from behind jokingly while getting her hair in face*
her: *still brushing teeth*
me: *fakes awkward orgasm and falling sleep against her back*
her: "That joke never gets old with you."
me: *gets into shower*- ha ha ha ha fucking brilliant :Dchossy
- made me laughkezza_2
- lolJaline
- That fucking rules. i'm trying it tomorrow.capn_ron
- I think all my bf's have fake humped my back while I was brushing my teeth. Oh and while I was cooking in the kitchen.charity_bird
- chossy0
tell you what meltoni the boyfriend test is this, ask him to turn the light out next time you are in bed, if he says sure thing baby then turns it out and pretends to fall over and his cock lands in and or around your mouth then he loves you :D........ :O
- hahahaCALLES
- hahahaha. he always turns the light off when we're ready to sleepmeltoni
- calles knows all men know if we love you we will try to accidently let the wee man fall into your mouth.chossy
- of course...CALLES
- if we put that in your mouth is because we love youCALLES
- and over all... TRUST YOU with EVERYTHINGCALLES
- meltoni0
then....
last weekend.....
him: it's so nice your parents are coming from brazil to spend the holidays here. i still don't know how's gonna be my family's holidays. maybe i'll go see them before christmas or new years. not sure.
me: so if it happens you're alone here for one of the festivities.... would you spend with me and my family?
him: of course!
me (thinking with myself): and he still doesn't call me as his girlfriend. go figure....
- kezza_20
I hope he's nice
- chossy0
so wait he turns the light off but doesn't let the boston dangler flap about your mouth?.... well it may be dark days ahead for you guys :'(
- meltoni0
he works in the DFX department of an agency.
late hours. crazy schedules.i like him. A LOT.
he hangs out with my family and even his sister has been hanging out with me, my brother and my sister in law.
i asked him if we could be exclusive the same night i asked if i could call him my boyfriend. he said yes.
i've been trying to be cool with everything but i don't know what to think sometimes.
- keeping him drunk is a good startcannonball
- not that you need to guys like being drunk is all im saying.cannonball
- tricky... cuz you dont wanna push anything cuz then he is entitled to snap... but you as a girl need something solidCALLES
- he is playing the chees board i will tell you thatCALLES