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  • Ben99-3

    So there's a trend right now of listening music on small speakers or the speakers of your phone while driving your bike... You can witness this mostly in large cities.

    1- Why?
    2- Why the fuck?

    Is it a way to express something? If yes, what?

    Seriously, i understand this one more than the barefoot thing. But its funny to notice how a trend takes over the "world" so rapidly. I haved witness it in Chicago and Montreal. I'm sure people are doing it elsewhere too.

    • I think it's far better than putting speakers into your ears and blocking of your second most important sense when cycling through traffic or runningset
    • I never understood that. If I'm cycling I need to hear what's going on. How the fuck do people listen to headphones/earphones... Retards.set
    • i know, i find it very stupid too. and LOTS of people are wearing headphones on their bike. Even if the law says NO here in Quebec.Ben99
    • I can't even walk down the street with them in, it's horrible.set
    • People just can't bare to be alone with their thoughts for even one minute.set
    • So i guess the speakers is a security reason. But you can see some of those hipsters are soooooo proud to play some obscure punk rock in front of everybody.Ben99
    • Course they are the little filthy cunts. Just shout NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHIT MUSIC CUNT next time they cycle by.set
    • And no helmet?ORAZAL
    • •___•
      I do that...
      Mainly cuz i want to listen to music and traffic at the same time.
      pango
    • not loud at all though. just enough i can hear the music.pango
    • Pango, you cunt.ORAZAL
    • lolset
    • http://reactiongifs.…pango
    • #YOLOORAZAL
    • People here cycle whilst checking their phones. I've seen goons weave across the street because they absolutely *must* send that SMS immediately.face_melter
    • It's not a SMS though, they're posting on IG.ORAZAL
    • it's just sooo cool, man!Krassy
    • I hope they ride into a bus an lose the ability to walk.Xopher
    • Perhaps I was a little harsh there. Just a few bruises and public humiliation would satisfy me.Xopher
    • for what?pango
    • to make them feel a little less special?Ben99
    • Shup you none miraculous sonavabitch! We try so hard to be special cuz deep down we just want to be loved ;(pango
    • Have you ever listen to eye of the tiger while riding? The feels like no other! Lolpango
    • LOL pangoORAZAL
    • Because we're the centre of our selfish little worlds and we tell other cunts this using corporate surveillance apps as a pretence of being social. Probably.MrT
    • I'm with 'Pango'.

      Hadphn nuttrs nd skoolin', tht pln carlss. I'm kinda ancint so this ain't nw to m...
      DerIllustrat
  • Ben99-5

    So there's a trend right now of wearing a vintage bike cap like those. A helmet can save my life? Fuck that shit! Style first, life after! ... You can witness this mostly in large cities.

    1- Why?
    2- Why the fuck?

    Is it a way to express something? If yes, what?

    I had 2 of those when i was 7 y-o. It's now part of the hipster-biker trend-style.

    And dont forget to wear your bike lock at your waist to show to the World how biker you are!


    • I think it's time you went on a rampage Benfal and taught them all a lesson.set
    • "woah! look, he wear a bike lock at his waist, he must be a biker! And his ballz must be huge! Otherwise why would he wear a bike lock!"Ben99
    • They did not pay 250 for those pants to not show they can't hold a lock.ORAZAL
    • why you hating so much recently?inteliboy
    • just observashunz. not really hatin'Ben99
    • hate is the new loveyurimon
    • http://assets.dogtim…scarabin
    • heheBen99
    • I could not imagine riding with a lock on my person. I keep my lock at the place I lock my bike downtown.mg33
    • Me too, i lock my lock on a fence when i leave work. Its there for me every morning. Those lock are so heavy. But i know some people needs it everywhere anytimeBen99
    • I have those pants and they are awesome and cost me $55 bucks. It was $10 more than my usual jeans. What the hell are you talking about $250 jeans?Miguex
    • So you're wearing a bike lock, Miguex?Ben99
    • Regular pants with belt can hold those lock as well.pango
    • Mann, i wear my lock at my waist when i need to carry that shit. (Now i have a panniers). What do you want em to do, balance it on their head?BrokenHD
    • Good to have it handy in some of the shadier parts of LA too. I feel you on not wearing a helmet though. Thats dumb.BrokenHD
    • Is it that difficult to figure out where to put the lock? The bike you are riding has a frame, there are plenty of systems to hold the lock on the frame.ORAZAL
    • http://i.imgur.com/M…ORAZAL
    • nahh if you let it dangle. it's gonna swing like a bitch when you ride.pango
    • Why would you let it dangle? Are you talking about balancing it on your head?ORAZAL
    • I'd like to purchase a pair of these pants. What brand are they?see_thru
    • That's what I'm saying. You wouldn't want to.pango
    • What I'm saying is that they don't have to. Plenty of systems out there to properly carry it on the frame.ORAZAL
    • http://s188.photobuc…

      lol orazal
      gilgamush
    • helmets are for pussiescbass99
    • hun? i'm lost.... why you post this? http://i.imgur.com/M…pango
    • Miguex, what kind of cool does 55$ buy? Rapha would be the kind of bracket the 250$ jean is in: http://www.rapha.cc/…Peter
    • Pango, it was meant as a joke/analogy. Most people carry their keys in their pockets not on their waist for the rest to see, it looks stupid.ORAZAL
    • •___•
      I do that... Too many pocket with holes. Although i still tuck those keys in the pocket but with out them touching the bottom of the pocket.
      pango
    • That explains everything.ORAZAL
    • Levis makes those jeans, FYI.
      Just lookup their Commuter line - almost exclusively what I wear these days for the reinforced crotch alone.
      duckseason
    • http://www.levi.com/…duckseason
  • Ben993

    Here's a recent picture of me btw

  • Ben990

    Go download the new Warpaint's single called "No Way Out / I'll Start Believing - Single"

    OMG, those girls are amazing. Both songs are so good.


  • pinkfloyd0

    In reference to the previous posts, here's my perspective as i'm a hardcore biker.

    The reason people have speakers on their bikes is the same reason people listen to music at the gym. Headphones are illegal, and you can't hear them as well with the noise from outside traffic. I do wear headphones sometimes, but cover just one of my ears.

    I'm not sure about the bike locks, but it might be because when you hook it up to a bike without a lock grip, it scratches up the frame.

    • I don't mind the bike speakers. Usually something cool playing, and they go by so fast you barely notice it. All over NYC.monospaced
    • Yeah, exactlypinkfloyd
    • i like how "hardcore biker" means something totally opposite of what it used toscarabin
    • Lol @ Scarabinpango
    • 1%ergilgamush
    • I tuck my u-lock between my belt/pants (essentially what the pants do). Unless your lock is larger you don't even notice it.duckseason
    • I didn't want to put a lock mount on my frame mainly for aesthetic reasons. I also have a few bikes so it's just easier when swapping between them.duckseason
  • dasohr1

    Just got back from my first trip home since a loooong long time. Absolutely sucked ass. I got to see the folks, but other than parents and siblings it was a waste. Lost an hearing aid, fuck, had my wallet stolen, fuck - the irony of the stolen wallet is that it was in my backpack, with my cell, itouch, portable speaker, drrgs, coinage - they left it all and took only my wallet with my CCards and DL - no cash inside, fucknuts... - arrived yesterday to find my luggage is MIA in Zurich, fuck. Now I have to deal with a stolen DL, I moved recently and have no CA licenses to show to the NV DMV in order to obtain a NV issued licenses, fuck. My car needs a new alternator, but now I'm sketched out to drive it, to get it fixed, because I have no DL.
    I have no fancy underwear, cuz all those were in my now lost suitcase, fuck. My entire Evil Ernie card collection was in that suitcase too... Ugh. Luckily I had my camera gear in my backpack. On the bright side the hearing aid won't be a whooping 2'500, but rather 350, still, but you know... Now off to dealing with the DMV, then looking for my suitcase. UGH, 2015 has been nothing but kicks in the balls sofar.

    • sorry rant. i just want normality in life.dasohr
    • I have zero idea what are a CCard, DL, CA, NV DMV :-0Ben99
    • Abbreviations son.dasohr
    • But sorry to hear man. Everything will be back on track soon. It's cliché, but the only thing that really matter is being healthy after all.Ben99
    • We all have bumps on the road of our life. What you're saying are small bumps. You won't mind them in a few months.Ben99
    • The sun is still shining and you are healthy. You are alive man!Ben99
    • I AM MANdasohr
    • Now smile and fix all that shit and get back to what you like :DBen99
  • i_monk-1

    Dad broke his other hip. Ugh.

  • pinkfloyd0

    If there was a server just for QBN notes, it would crash so hard thanks to yurimon, scarabin, gilgamush and mono.

  • MrT2

    I fucking boiled the oranges dry again and totally screwed the Le Creuset. Time to hang up the oven gloves.

  • freedom1

    Are people who get married under normal circumstances at 18–24-ish people who are "Christians" and were saving themselves or are they just more mature than I was?

    • I've always thought christian marry early cuz they couldn't wait to pop that cherry....pango
    • higher education vs age of child rearing, inverse ratiogilgamush
    • sounds racistmonospaced
    • How's thatgilgamush
    • A joke.monospaced
  • microkorg1

    Watched "SuperHighMe" by Doug Benson last night on Netflix. Pretty funny film but I did expect something a bit more impressive in terms of stonerness.

    I know people that smoke as much a day as he did through his crazy "heavy weed smoking 30 days" and it's just the norm for them.

    I was expecting non-stop toking to point of major whiteys every day.

    One element of the film that REALLY troubled me though is that it doesn't even look like he inhales any smoke or vape into his lungs at all - what a waste!

    It looks like he takes a drag/inhale, holds it in his mouth for a second or two with puffed cheeks then blows the smoke/vape out.

    • Lameset
    • I just watched some clips and you're right, he doesn't even inhale it. He's a faker... wtf?set
  • face_melter0

    That thing where you do some housekeeping and delete a load of old files, thinking "...pffft... i won't be needing *that*", then a couple of months down the line you're working on something and...

    • time machinemonospaced
    • Thought that, but I only really back up important assets like textures, models, and project files. These were ref. images, no great shakes but still a wrinkle.face_melter
    • time machine backs it all upmonospaced
  • detritus0

    I drunkenly trimmed back my chest hair the other night, but used the entirely wrong grade, so now have a kitchen-scourer like mass of off-blonde hair scratching the fuck out of myself.

    So itchy right now, damnit.

    • I did this once and couldn't wear a white t-shirt for weeks because my black chest hairs poked throughset
    • My friend, what the hell are you doing trimming your chest hair? Have you become a metrosexual?OBBTKN
    • ;)OBBTKN
    • GF's back tonight, and I was wanting to highlight all my working out.

      //
      detritus
    • He's going to surprise her

      http://1.bp.blogspot…
      set
    • A nice donor and chips off the chestset
    • Girls love to play with chest hair... oh, i get it, you want to get into "business" as quick as she enters home!OBBTKN
    • http://www.youtube.c…IRNlun6
  • stoplying0

    My friend just got back from a vacation at a resort in Turks and Caicos. He proceeds to show me who was also on vacation at that same resort. Lionel Messi. Cool shit!

  • pinkfloyd0

    Geesh, some of the ladies in this office are dressing in tight clothing and mini skirts. Looks a bit......

  • pinkfloyd0

    Detritus caught in a fit of roadrage

    • Starts at 55 secondspinkfloyd
    • props to that rider, I would have crushed that dudes face with a few helmet headbutts on the groundmoldero
    • dumb bug-eyed mother fuckermoldero
    • rider totally kept his coolpinkfloyd
    • big timemoldero
    • host name is Holly SweetBen99
    • that dude was fucked up. his eyes are zonedlvl_13
    • that guy knows half way in that he's so fuckedmonospaced
    • that sucks actually :( that guy looks like he's on meds or something.sea_sea
    • Weirdset
    • They gave him a blanket and water towards the end. It's like the friendliest town in America.pinkfloyd
    • Or the douchiest town in Canada_niko
    • That was the most compelling film Ive seen this summer.docpoz
    • nosferatugarbage
    • https://upload.wikim…yurimon
    • Defintely smeagelset
    • haha, you cunt - below the belt.detritus
    • drugs.dbloc
    • but guise, tv news host's name is Holly Sweet..! Holly Sweet!Ben99
  • moldero1

    Instagram Questine...

    So last night I was adding some new photographers and cinematographers on my Instagram, maybe like 30-ish, and while I was doing it, quite a few new people started following me (not the people I just started following) so how does this work exactly, I know if I follow a dude, he gets notified, but where are all these random new people coming from? do you get boosted on the search wall thing when your more active?

    • On the ACTIVITY screen switch YOU to FOLLOWING. On there you get notified of your followers' activity, including who they started following.Krassy
    • Some of your followers must have seen who you just followed and followed them as well.Krassy
    • Then some of their followers saw their activity and followed who you followed.Krassy
    • ...then went on to photographer's page and checked out who follows the photog; you're at the top, so they checked you out and followed youKrassy
    • ^ this also applies to randoms who just visited the photog's profile and checked who follows them.Krassy
    • ah ok sweet, thanks Krassymoldero
    • So so much fake accounts and crap on Instagram. All those fake chicks and stuff to boost your followers... Kinda annoying.Ben99
    • so many russian requests of dudes standing in front of cars like they are icey hot stuntaz!lvl_13
    • Gotta squat in front of a ten year old BMW to trully be doing it ruski style.gilgamush
  • docpoz5

    Nothing ages you more like dating a twenty-one year old when you're thirty-six.

    • you are winning :)monospaced
    • Yup. Winningpango
    • I thought it was bad being 30 dating a 22 year old, but you just went to the next level. You can't even talk about music with them.monospaced
    • http://i.huffpost.co…scarabin
    • Nicepinkfloyd
    • http://youtu.be/zYt0…pango
    • Someone found a sugar daddy! Let's hope you are not that someone.pango
    • Damn. I'm 30 but 21 not even once. Only 24.pango
    • Wait no. 25pango
    • Is she into you? Do you feel like a creep?omahadesigns
    • How do her parents feel?omahadesigns
    • Are you a movie star?omahadesigns
    • I would think dating someone younger would make you feel younger.pinkfloyd
    • Solid "humble brag"wagshaft
    • Emotional maturity knows no agegilgamush
    • Have you seen a 2 years old? they act like friggin babies!!pango
    • "Dating" means buying her college supplies.freedom
    • I dated a 20 year old when I was 33. It was draining. Fun for about 6 months, but then it had to end.sublocked
    • Are you fez? https://ca.yahoo.com…_niko
    • If have gotten younger.utopian
    • Ha. I had the same situation. She was amazing and we got along so well but long term just wasn't possibleHayoth
    • I am surprised and humbled by this random attention. As for music: she liked PonPonPon and Horrorcore. Hated rap. I did not feel like a creep most of the time.docpoz
    • pt.2: Her mother is a very attractive woman. Hayoth... you may be right (!)(?)docpoz
    • Cheers to the rest of you. Thanks for the winning vibes.docpoz
    • PS. She's a very talented illustrator and very intelligent ;). So happy to have crossed her path obviously.docpoz
    • pics or it didnt happen...autoflavour
    • marychain does not approvemonospaced
    • I'm 32 and briefly dated a 20 year old. ended shitty but oh well.fourth
    • Totally winning, enjoy instead of feeling old, lucky old man.grotesk_neue
    • You know it will end poorly.bklyndroobeki
    • Have fun while it lasts.bklyndroobeki
    • I've been dating a 30 yr old (also a talented illustrator) at 50. Hasn't been that big of a deal, but when I hang out with his friends I often dont know whatJosev
    • the hell they're talking about -- cartoon/game references, etc.Josev
    • When I was 23 I swore I'd never go out with anyone 22 or younger ever again.detritus
    • .
      .
      .
      I've been miserable ever since.
      detritus
  • HijoDMaite4

    Friend gave us four pounds of bluefin tuna this morning! These guys were happily swimming in the Pacific Ocean yesterday and now they are in my belly.

    • Awesome. I'm jellygilgamush
    • These guys were happily swimming in the Pacific Ocean.bainbridge
    • Congrats you just feasted on and endangered species!utopian
    • Best friend ever.grotesk_neue
    • And you're proud? Bluefin tuna is an endangered species. Humanz!Ben99
    • I didn't know they were endangered. My stomach is now very sad.CyBrainX