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"I have received literally thousands of letters"NO
- Welcome to QBN.ORAZAL
- Like, literally.ORAZAL
- punches for.bklyndroobeki
- If you're some kind of purist go move to France with the rest of the inflexable high horse riding whinersgilgamush
- I did, and I have an awesome view from up here.ORAZAL
- Gilgamesh couldn't force a more retarded american view of he tried, haha. Keep at it dunce breedset
- He can't hear you over the sound of his freedom.ORAZAL
- lolset
- Lol ya that must be tigilgamush
- *itgilgamush
- bklyndroobeki0
Is it uncouth to ask a Client about giving a projected date of when our invoice will hit my account via direct deposit (although they have til next Tuesday to pay)
- thoughts?bklyndroobeki
- uncouth. yes. unless you're asking them over drinks or something.sarahfailin
- thanks... yeah, kinda thought so.bklyndroobeki
- posted this b/c i had a sneaking suspicion that i wouldn't be paid. it's 30 days in, and they said i have to wait 21 days more.bklyndroobeki
- sarahfailin0
my gf came to the office. brandy was drunk. unprofessional acts ensued. happy friday you guys!
- her name is brandy?scarabin
- You are firedBen99
- no no, His GF walked in on him and his drunk secretary Brandy...then unprofessional acts ensued. Way to go!_niko
- hehescarabin
- pics or it never...docpoz
- lol you guyzsarahfailin
- my boss distills his own brandy-- he has a stash aged 14 years. no jokes plz.sarahfailin
- fuck you brandyinteliboy
- MrT0
I can't post to the good movie thread any more and I don't know why.
- _niko0
Making a right hand turn on a green, waiting for pedestrians to finish crossing, wheels turned inching towards turn, jack-off on bike sees me, decides to try and squeeze to non-existent space on my right instead of waiting, slams into my car, then slams his hand on my hood, mumbles something bitchy and keeps going, I roll down my window and scream at him, where the fuck are you trying to squeeze you fucking idiot?!?!?? and he bolts off.
so pissed, wanted to take his bike and smash it over his fucking head lol.
- Hayoth0
I have so much work to do. I have procrastinated for two days. Seems I can't do extra work during the day, prefer the night.
- It's the starting that's the hardest. I have to clear my space in order to do that sometimes.monospaced
- I should try that. I didn't do my routine cleaning today.Hayoth
- I end up clean the entire suit... Key word all my photos. sharpen all the kitchen knife... greased my bike... organized all my file.s backed up the computer...pango
- never got to the work part...pango
- ^ signs of an expert procrastinator. welcome to the clubGnash
- i_monk0
Spent three and a half hours watching Pan Am rugby sevens today, mens and womens preliminaries. Such a good time! The Canada-Chile game was a white knuckler, and watching the Canadian women trounce the USA was a great end to the afternoon.
- MrT0
"bring to the boil and simmer for 2 hours, topping up with water as necessary" ≠ "bring to the boil and ignore for 2 hours."
- what else was in there with those... oranges?monospaced
- heh hehscarabin
- Blood oranges in water. That's how it started anyway.MrT
- OBJECTION MR Teeeeeeee
http://objection.mrd…e-pill - http://objection.mrd…e-pill
- nailed it.stoplying
- pango0
AWWWWWWWw it's nice to know people at work place use the term "WWSD" in a good way :D
S being my name.- Satan?face_melter
- YES! I'M THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL! MUAHAHAHAHA!pango
- or this ...
http://img00.deviant…pango - :)sea_sea
- Beezlebub!pinkfloyd
- Hah!face_melter
- e-pill0
i always have this re-occuring dream...
scarabin is feeding me 4 tabs of Beavis and Butthead acid..
..n thats the last i see of scarabin untilll...
http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?…
..that then i see scarabs feeding me 4 tabs of Beavis and Butthead acid..
- sarahfailin0
i told my friend not to sleep with her, and he did anyway. morons11
it's no skin off my nose, i don't care about her but he done fucked up cause now he's back with his ex, and she doesn't know he slept with someone else. plus he lost that female friend.
- what he and she did what with the ex and who's on third?bklyndroobeki
- no! who's on the first. what's on second.pango
- lol! oh man sarahfailin sounds like a pickle-- or an eggplant rather, hehehebklyndroobeki
- "plus he lost that female friend", how could you have worded that differently? just messing w/ you.bklyndroobeki
- omahadesigns0
So I was sitting on the train today behind two black men, 20-somethings and they were talking about their lives, catching up but every other word was "shit" or "n-word". I don't know how you can have a conversation like that. Is that how they always talk? They were dressed up in nice collar shirts, but it was the most incoherent conversation I've ever heard.
It was literally like:
1: So I was with my friend, and shit.
2. N-word.
1. Yeah, we were talking about my other friend, and shit.
2. Word.- What's your point?gilgamush
- It's a blog, right?omahadesigns
- You always come off with some racist shit in this thread. If your gonna say it just say it. You think your better than them, aren't they unintelligent etcgilgamush
- You and set have nothing to feel good about yourselves so you look down on people less in command of language. At least he not also a bigotgilgamush
- they were obviously gay and trying to act hard to hide their gayness.
https://www.youtube.…_niko - Lol and he used literally figuratively. GET HIM HULK SETgilgamush
- There's only one solution.
Georges. Can you approve this?
Lolpango - Um. First of all that was not racist. Secondly he used literally in the correct sense. Please take your small minded, dullard half-wittery some place else.set
- When did we adopt this little sensitive, jumped up gilgamesh twit?set
- When did we adopt this little sensitive, jumped up gilgamesh twit? Shouting racism every time black people are mentioned, haha... fuck off.set
- Watch out. He'll threaten to beat you up because you are a pansy. Derp.monospaced
- I've noticed this kind of thing too. Pointing it out isn't racist in the slightest. In fact it's shocking to a white person to hear because it sounds so racist.monospaced
- Gilgamesh is the race equivalent of Georges' feministsset
- Well, this is entertaining.
Also, not particularly racist.Continuity - Yes. That's how those individuals speak. Get over it.docpoz
- As a blackman... I just face palmed myself reading this.necromation
- Maybe the dudes dont use that language at work, or maybe the dudes had more information about what or who they were talking about and didn't had to talk detailsfeel
- it's quite simple... WE CAN! If your my friend or another black person we cool... But if i don't know you, i will punch you in the throat.necromation
- So Necromation is a fascist. The end.docpoz
- that's totally understandable, but hearing black guys call each other nigger over and over in public is not very pleasantmonospaced
- if it's such a bad word that you would punch a non-black person in the throat for saying it, why use it so often, right?monospaced
- No it's not the literal use of literal but I'm not surprised set is being contradictory. And yes this is racist, you are implying that they are uneducated basedgilgamush
- On vocab. I don't care, just don't talk to people in real life about how incoherent you find black people to be because you will be dubbed a biggotgilgamush
- It's absolutely reasonable to imply lack of education based on command of a language. I present to you Exhibit A: http://www.qbn.com/y…Continuity
- Do people find the word "fuck" uncomfortable being used in every sentences in a public environment? yes. Althought probably less scrutiny if you don't look blakpango
- or does not have any drop of black in your blood. cuz racists are totally scientifically accurate when they decide to act racist. anyway not the point.pango
- Fuck. I meant *more scrutinypango
- Did he said all black people are incoherent? No. Can those two 20 yrs old black men say nigger? sure they can. Is it the kind of language only ok around yourpango
- friends and people you are cool with? definitely. just like the word "fuck"pango
- I don't see anyone implying this has anything to do with education, gargamel, even though you make valid points.monospaced
- as a blkdude ™ myself, I really don't like to hear others refer to themselves and peers as such.sherm
- However, when men speak to each other, they tend to go lowest common denominator in general. Brotalk essentially...sherm
- Black bro-speak tends to be different. To non blacks, it may appear crass but there is a long history behind it. You will never understand.sherm
- That makes sense. The history is obviously clear, and I feel like I can somewhat understand. But do I feel it's fully justified in 2015? Not so much.monospaced
- How the FLYING FUCK is implying someone is uneducated based on vocabulary... racist.... !!!!!??????
Jesus christ.set - Ya i'll never understand it. I'v never heard an asian person calling another asian person squinty eyes. "c'mon wtf man? you're squinty eyes too! are you tryingpango
- "c'mon wtf man? you're squinty eyes too! are you trying confuse me or something?!"pango
- Asians. The happier they are, the less they see!set
- hey! at least we're happy.pango
- http://i.imgur.com/5…pango
- #addtofeed popcorn.gifORAZAL
- I have a metal plate in my face cause a bunch of fuckin dicks decided this "niggar" need to be taught a lesson. Their words not mine. If don't know u i hurt u.necromation
- https://www.youtube.…HAYZ1LLLA
- You were a victim of a racist assault, necro? So sorry to hear. But how does that justify calling your black friends niggers in public?monospaced
- I was also the victim of a racist assault, too. Twice, actually. It's really awful.monospaced
- Sets got the eloquent insult game on lock but is retarded socially. he waves around his throbbing intellect to make up for how stupid he feels interpersonally.gilgamush
- And you're not doing that AT ALL.monospaced
- Anyhow, I could tell this was going to be a racist little rant from the first sentence. Stop making everything about race and you won't get dubbed a racistgilgamush
- haha, ok
http://www.reactiong…set - hey gilgamush... I think it's important to be able to allow discussions about race and observations without pulling the racist card so quicklymonospaced
- Lol mono. I have been told that I am the most difficult person ever met. Also have been dubbed captain freak out. Both in real life. This is how I act all daygilgamush
- Every day, real life shit bro. Not making up for anything on here. This is how I really amgilgamush
- You seem proud of that
http://i.imgur.com/p…set - And bitching on the internet about how stupid the blacks on the buss sound is not a conversation on racegilgamush
- Thanks for sharing ( o_O ). It seems like you are still an advocate for good discussion. So maybe curb the knee jerk freak out reactions?monospaced
- This clearly upset you, gilgamush. If it were up to you, would you have censored this post?monospaced
- I call em how's I sees em pal. That's why I asked him if he was making a point or just being a condescending prick. And is it were, the lattergilgamush
- *asgilgamush
- You're literally the equivalent of georges' ridiculous feminists. You've just stated that 1. All race discussion = racist.set
- 2. Any derogatory description of a black person must automatically mean the person making the observation is racistset
- Fucking wake up sunshine.set
- 53+ notes LOL, you guyspinkfloyd
- Get some work done!pinkfloyd
- I was on the buss today and saw some British people yapping away in cockney with their teeth all which way. Every other word was "oi" or "mate", how can theygilgamush
- Not know about oral hygiene? They were dressed like Americans but sounded like farm animals. They were literally like 1.oi chap 2. bollox 3. ya cunt 4. mategilgamush
- So the black kids were stereotypes, and observing it is racist?
You need to rethink your whole perspective. Seriously.set - Yup, unless you are making some kind of point keep your mouth shut about people's cultures and racial identities.gilgamush
- or else what? you're gonna threaten them via side comments on an internet design forum? get over yourselfmonospaced
- lol @ that reply. It's like when an adult puts a kid in his place and all he can muster up as a response is... ye.... yea? SHUT UPset
- Lol, yea you really showed me who's boss. Go ahead, run around spouting biggoted bullshit, that's your problem. Mono is playing devil's advocate as usual.gilgamush
- And set is being contrary per usual. Neither of you would carry on this way in real life, neither would Omaha. You guys just come on the internet to spout ofgilgamush
- Your biggoted frustrations. Be realgilgamush
- Who the fuck are you talking about you jumped up little delusional shit? Take your pathetic racist accusations elsewhere.set
- I'm not being devil's advocate!monospaced
- Terrific, I'll take my accusations elsewhere and you can take your hate for black people over to stormfront o whatnot. It'll be great, you can belly ache aboutgilgamush
- All the minorities you dislike with other superiority complex nut jobsgilgamush
- dude, are you really calling us all racists?monospaced
- Not you, you just will argue about anything. Be objective, this post served no purpose other than to disparage what he doesn't understand. Small minded shitgilgamush
- And pluss, we all know you are super liberal and completely colorblind and leeerv you some socially engineered diversity.gilgamush
- memememe! What about me? :Dpango
- Lol, ummmm you are a dumb blonde? I donnogilgamush
- Why didn't you ask them if that's how they always talk to their faces instead of coming on QBN with this bullshit. Classic hiding behind screens type shit.bklyndroobeki
- HA! assumption based on people's appearance. You are not very far off from racist.pango
- And i assure you this blonde is only temporary as i go into the super saiyan mode.
http://i.imgur.com/z…pango - well you are blonde and you are dumb so no assumptions were made lol. Anyhow glad to see I'm not the only one who discourages this weak brand of pussy shitgilgamush
- you're dumb and not even blonde. hopeless. :Ppango
- Or am I? Lolgilgamush
- oh ya most definitely.pango
- blonde that is, and no, we can't all be as fabulous as yourselfgilgamush
- http://i.imgur.com/z…pango
- http://ak-hdl.buzzfe…pango
- You idiots calling this racist. It's an observation about character.Hayoth
- Oh enlighten us hayoth. What does this tell us about anyone's character other than Omaha's?gilgamush
- That he's the type of person who's not comfortable using obscene, racist and offensive words in the public. Noticed that he never actually spell out the n word?pango
- Lol no that's not even slightly relevant.gilgamush
- https://www.youtube.…gilgamush
- About the 2 young dudes? That they are comfortable at each other's presence that they forget they are in the public? Space?pango
- http://www.quickmeme…gilgamush
- you like glitter? you have a terrible taste...pango
- Gilgamesh. Get fucked you small minded little cretin. You should be shot.set
- I mean seriously, running around calling people raciat simply for talking about black people is fucked up. You have issues.set
- Lol OK set, you fucking baby. Your importance is showing. Go tell a black person how you feel about them and lets see what happens.gilgamush
- *impotence, lol you're not importantgilgamush
- Oh that's right, you never will cause your a pansy bitch who talks mad shit online and doesn't live that shit in real life. Fucking baby.gilgamush
- People are entitled to be as racist as they want to be behind closed doors. The real scumbags are the ones who publicly parade around their thinly veiledgilgamush
- Biggotry and think they are too clever to get called out on itgilgamush
- It's the reverse: the real scumbags are the quiet racists who pretend not to be in public. At least outright, blatant racists are honest.Continuity
- At least with the outright ones, you know what you're dealing with.
Also: 100SFA.Continuity - All of that said, I see nothing at all racists with Omaha's post. It's a legitimate observation.Continuity
- "Go tell a black person how you feel about them and lets see what happens."
At what point have I said anything derogatory about black people????? Nowhere....set - Fucking retard.set
- "Go tell a black person how you feel about them and lets see what happens." Why does it have to be a black person? can it be anyone else? Do you see that? youpango
- are really the one being racist here.pango
- Lol pango e for effort pal. And yea set you have made some pretty fucked remarks here and there, its no wonder you came running to Omaha's defence.gilgamush
- You and Omaha have the same attitude that if you make sideways enough comments then it's all good and your obvious intentions have plausible deniability.gilgamush
- Problem is that you just aren't that clever and neither is he. Anyone can vaguely insinuate bigotry, be a man and come out with it or shut itgilgamush
- Who needs yurimon when we have gilgamush. I'm happy I added this post to my feed. #feelingblessedORAZAL
- what the utter fuck are you on about?set
- ^ @gilgamesh not ORAZAL, obvsset
- kek, obvsORAZAL
- If you think belly aching about people of other races, cultures, religions is just making convo then you are delusional. I tire of this, I madey point.gilgamush
- * made mygilgamush
- Oh shut upset
- http://media.giphy.c… what's wrong, you don't wanna do this for another hundred comments?gilgamush
- Couple questions. although kind of rhetorical. Do you think everyone, race has different culture?pango
- Is it racist for someone of different race to describe another race? Is it rude in North America to speak offensive words in the public?pango
- Is it that easy to completely remove your self from the your culture and social norm? Can you explain to me the dictionary definition of racism?pango
- I'm trying very hard for you to see from my point of view why omaha's post isn't exactly racist.pango
- There's no point in having a grown up discussion with him.set
- says the guy who calls people hilarious outlandish putdowns. you have no room to call people childish like scarabin has no room to call people littlegilgamush
- it falls flat. cherio wot wot dipshitgilgamush
- well. I tried.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯pango - http://media.giphy.c…gilgamush
- lol keep massaging your own anus little guy.set
- "hilarious outlandish putdowns"
I'm honouredset - Can we hug and move on now?set
- Actually you're not black are you? Maybe a smile and a nod will do.set
- wait! so if he's black then you prefer not to hug him? LOL
i kid. ohhh i'm so funny.pango - Lolgilgamush
- Yes pango that was the point... well done, haha. I was joking.set
- HAYZ1LLLA0
What's a more professional way of describing these types of logos? I had to use hipster logo to find examples...
- I don't know, but I like this one http://i.ytimg.com/v…pinkfloyd
- When in doubt, search for 'retro business logos'.face_melter
- Historically those were influenced by heraldry, saltire coat of arms, signet, seals and engravers marks.mrpt
- Then shat all over by the hipstersset
- sarahfailin6
- I found a goddam african gray parrot in my front yard outside my apartment yesterday. had it for a couple hours then returned it to his owner. it was fun but I'm glad the bird is gone. may get a reward down the line.
- lol cool. Looks like he had a fun day out..set
- i hear these ones like to talk. did it say anything?scarabin
- actually it was stone silent, which is unusual for any Gray. it had been missing for 2 months. hence long toenails.sarahfailin
- How did you find it's owner?set
- craigslist post.sarahfailin
- They are the smarts of the parrots. Awesome that you reunited them.BabySnakes
- So he doesn't talk but he uses craigslist. Nice...set
- They need a lot of attention or they'll start plucking their own feathers.pinkfloyd
- They are social birds. They need friends. You have to talk to them and play.Ben99
- I hope his owner is a good owner. Maybe the bird escaped from him because he's a dick? You just send him back to jail! ;-) jkBen99
- my step dad has one of these. super smart and awesome. very expensive. are you sure you got the right owner? he looks happy! :)sea_sea
- i know someone who has a bunch, I heard their beaks are strong enough to chop your finger off!HijoDMaite
- Yea I heard they shoot lava out of their eyes and don't need to flap to take off due to antigravity cells under the wingsset
- best blog post ever.iCanHazQBN
- I was in a relationship with someone who had been a researcher at the MIT Media Lab in the early 2000s. Irene Pepperberg was working with her gray parrots thereJosev
- every evening so i would hang out with her group and watch her teach/train the parrots. They're such smart creatures and each had their own personality.Josev
- PonyBoy0
My new desk just arrived!!
I've been using my own make-shift 'standing desk' for the last few months and have been relieved of some serious back pain... but raising / lowering the desk has become a pain in itself (raising / lowering my monitors using planks / blocks— kinda ghetto)...
My wife hooked me up! She bought me one of these in black—
This was the cheapest 'standing desk' I could find out there... I bought the lower-end package (simple parts, but still motorized).
Setting it up now!!! I mustn't forget to lay down my fatigue mat first!
- Keep us posted...with pics.BusterBoy
- this looks awesome. i need a wife to hook me up as well.sea_sea
- LOL @ sea_seapango
- Very nice! Want.set
- We just got shitty l shaped IKEA ones....our office looks like a bunch of swastikas.see_thru
- L shaped...see_thru
- OH please please please take a photo of your office!!!! LOLpango
- Ben99-2
So there's a trend right now of walking around barefoot... You can witness this mostly in large cities.
1- Why?
2- Why the fuck?Is it a way to express something? If yes, what?
- nothing trendy about him at allpinkfloyd
- this pic is just an exempleBen99
- dude can wear shoes on the train; that shit gets grose!plash
- man bag, hipster glasses, bright red shirt, skinny jeans, bare footed, look at me, look at mepinkfloyd
- I wouldn't be suprised is there's an iwatch on his left wristpinkfloyd
- forget about this picture and tell me why do some people walk barefoot in cities? what are they expressing?Ben99
- homelessmoldero
- no shoes.
no shirt.
no service.utopian - i have a friend who does this. he lives in a van though, so i imagine it has something to do with being broke. he's also a hippy.scarabin
- when I lived in Hawaii it was cool and acceptable. But only there.HijoDMaite
- Walking barefooted seems impractical, lazy and just plain stupid.pinkfloyd
- I see this too and can't fathom whymonNom
- Get all sorts of nasty parasites this way. Though flip flops when not at a beach or shared shower are similarly retarded and everyone seems to do itgilgamush
- I had to walk 6 blocks barefoot once in a nice area and ended up with tiny bits of glass in my feet.monNom
- I played full court basketball barefooted once because I just had sandals and couldn't run with them.pinkfloyd
- No DIcemoogchild
- https://www.youtube.…Krassy
- Natural selection for hipsters.freedom
- herpesWeyland
- i like being barefoot, but not randomly on the street. all kinds of crap you have to avoid walking into, spit, mystery water, gum, glass, oil, etc etc no thanxsea_sea
- Borat?set
- Seems like he is one of these: https://paleomagonli…popovich
- Is this a thing now? I saw American tourists in Split doing it but figured they were trying to find themselves.Ranger
- it's a public health issue, he should be floggeddoesnotexist
- Being barefoot is womens work.HAYZ1LLLA
- Primate. /endyurimon
- I think its another way for them to say: ''Look at how special i am''Ben99
- Fuck the non conformists! -_-
Worse than sheep you all are. At least sheep don't herd themselves.set - crabs in a bucket.yurimon
- I hope, somehow, he finds this and reads the comments then takes a long, hard look at his life choices AND BUY SOME FUCKING SHOES!face_melter
- he is standing on bum dust.yurimon
- lol bum dustBen99
- some people run full marathons with no shoes on..cbass99
- HAYZ1LLLA-2
Just discovered the "Feed" function on here (slow) It's great. I can keep track of all my witty comments dotted around the site and all the notes people are leaving saying how great my input is.
- I know right!pango
- Yea it's brilliantset
- ^ You need it to keep track of your arguments LOLHAYZ1LLLA
- ^ No I don't you cunt.
setHAYZ1LLLA - You never told us you were a comedianset
- Stick that in ya' feed ya' cuntset
- :)set
- Posting this note so this post shows at the top of your Feed and you come looking for it.Krassy
- never even noticed that featurescarabin
- Me neither. Oh boy oh boygilgamush
- I present the half -wits...set
- i like itsea_sea
- You people.ORAZAL
- http://i.imgur.com/E…pango
- https://i.imgur.com/…ORAZAL