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  • autoflavour1

    just wiped out my visa card debt.. its been hovering above maxed for the last 5 years at least.. and even tho we are still broke as fuck, we are at least not needing to pay visa anymore.

    feels kind of good.
    but to be honest, also would be nice to have that money.

    • wow congrats,
      I'm nowhere near that + have bank acounts in 2 different countries, I'm fucked
      GeorgesII
    • congrats! feels good to have zero debt.Ben99
    • fuck yeah!scarabin
    • Smart move. Now don't jack it up again!stoplying
    • i say it like its a massive thing, it was only $2000 .. but still, its been a while since i had a lump sum in Australia come inautoflavour
  • pinkfloyd0

    We have all sorts of characters in this place......

  • detritus-3

    re: trolling.

    A good pal and I used to troll the shit out of Christian chat websites. Loved doing that — putting out a little bait or a insensitive conjecture, reel people in either positively or negatively, then mess around with their expectations, changing tack and stance once we thought we'd made our point.

    Good times.

    I say good times and mean it nostalgically — this was in about '97 or so, over web services long-since forgotten.

    I was 20.

    Anonymous trolling is for teens and twenty-somethings. It's the web equivalent of a 12 year old boy hoying a brick through a school window and running away like they're King of the world.

    Trolling a site you seem to have been an involved member for a decade, when you yourself are in your mid to late thirties?

    What a profound waste of time and effort.

    Knock yourself out, G — as I say, I really don't understand what you (and I mean You) hope to achieve here.

    • detritus, you troll even today guypinkfloyd
    • I'm OUT,
      I told you you weren't,
      welcome back with another pearl of sagesse,
      do you have so few things in your life that you need to get overly angry at
      GeorgesII
    • nothing detritus,

      see something you don't like, don't click it, nobody forced you to participate, you did it yourself, now you're going over the limits,
      GeorgesII
    • By your rules you win your game either way, G. I'm not playing, just making my point. Grow up.detritus
    • I didn't set any rules mate, you're the one setting your own blocks, no one else is complaining except you and fadeinset duo,
      get over it bro,
      GeorgesII
    • https://www.youtube.…gilgamush
    • there's nothing wrong in getting annoyed or caring or hating or laugh etc on QBNinteliboy
    • though it is an odd place to test the waters on fucking with people.inteliboy
    • but also kinda amusing.inteliboy
  • pinkfloyd0

    I was walking through a crowd and saw a woman with a round shaved head, yet she looked like a total babe.

    • niceGnash
    • http://25.media.tumb…pango
    • ^just totally shavedpinkfloyd
    • lol. do a google search for 'Bald Babes' -- nothing comes up. not a thing.Gnash
    • I remember being at a private gig years back, off my face, spastically grinding this shaven headed girl who was WAY above my level. Good times.detritus
    • Trouble is, E always made me wander off distractedly, which I did. It was only later I realised, with horror, the possibility of what might have been. Oh well.detritus
  • pinkfloyd0

    We've been given these anonymous surveys for feedback in the company and executive. Is this a trap in anyway? Should I say everything is great?

    • 2 weeks ago, we had to fill out a personal reviewpinkfloyd
    • I feel your pain.monospaced
    • Did you post honestly?pinkfloyd
    • I did, but tried to keep it really diplomatic and professional sounding, using THEIR language regarding conduct to make points. Honest, but not inflammatorymonospaced
    • There's usually a serious non-retaliation aspect to this kind of thing. Let's hope it applies to executives.monospaced
    • We had that earlier this year. Since they emphasize on confidentiality. I gave them everything in my head. he's literal words "thank you for your... over whelmipango
    • whelming honesty" And then 2 months later i got a raise. wootpango
    • I'm thinking if I say everything is great, they won't give me a raise. If I say i'm not happy, they might bump my pay.pinkfloyd
    • Don't make it about you! Say that everyone seriously need a raise. then they will only raise your pay to shut you up. which i'm fine with lolpango
    • lol, well I just submitted my supposedly anonymous reviewpinkfloyd
    • It may be 'anonymous' but try and swap your sheets with someone you don't like, if they're printed. They could've printed any wee identifier on there..detritus
    • oops, too late.detritus
  • i_monk4

    Dad's been in the hospital for 12 days now because of his hip. He was supposed to start physio/rehab after the surgery, but every time he stands up he blacks out, and he says his leg is in constant pain and he can't move his foot.

    • shit so sorry to hear..autoflavour
    • this sucks, dealing with my mom's health issues as well, not good!utopian
    • sorry to hear :(Krassy
    • sending positive energy towards you guys.Ben99
    • :/scarabin
    • Very sorry to hear. I hope he gets well soon.pinkfloyd
    • <3PonyBoy
    • My parents have strong health both, with a father who uses to ride his bike 15k km a year and a mother who eats like a bird... My headache is my bad healthOBBTKN
    • Did not want to be a pain for my daugthers in near future... Too much time with no serious exercise and bad habits... Argh, blaming myself again!OBBTKN
    • Thanks guys.i_monk
    • so sorry :( did they replace the whole joint? Hang in there. These injuries can take a longer to heal for some.Gnash
    • My mother says they used "nails". I'm not sure that's the medical term.i_monk
    • nails (pins) would suggest that the brake maybe happened close to the femoral head, and that he may still have the original joint - which is good.Gnash
    • ... if that's the case. there's a lot of bone and muscle that was fucked with. can take a while to healGnash
    • sorry to hear. having parents age is really difficult :(inteliboy
  • pinkfloyd-1

    I've been asked to check over someone's work, and send emails if I find any errors twice a week. So this dunce who cooks fish in the kitchen, has these typos so i'm at a moral crossroad here. Do I send an email and cc her supervisor (which is what i've been asked to do), or email just her so the supervisor doesn't know or just ignore it?

    • I'd let her know, and if it continues then release the houndsset
    • She makes mistakes often though. I'd send emails to her and her supervisor before. Haven't done it in a while though.pinkfloyd
    • P.S. she's not allowed to cook fish at the office anymore, what a suprise!pinkfloyd
    • I think i'll just ignore itpinkfloyd
    • Let her know. Be the good guy.pango
    • Alright, sent an email just to her. I was like, fuck it.pinkfloyd
    • Note sure if company reads emails :xpinkfloyd
    • your office is poorly ventilated if you cant cook fish in the kitchen. just common sense. you failed the cooked fish test.yurimon
    • ew, but fish stinkspinkfloyd
    • Fuck your boss over the counter!!rabbit
    • Good for you. I'd be more concerned with bad design instead of typos. That's y u have proofers.Hayoth
    • lol rabbitpinkfloyd
    • Refer to your office handbookdocpoz
    • the downvote wasn't me dudecbass99
  • stoplying4

    My cousin is a food photographer that just started her own food-stock image site. Show some love!

    http://www.pickfoodstock.com

    • add some single ingredients on neutral background shots. Oils, spices, oregano, salts,...make it more stockuan
  • omahadesigns0

  • utopian-1

    FUCK YOU...PAY ME!

    Most Workers Are Employees, U.S. Department of Labor Says

    http://www.beneschlaw.com/Files/…

  • rabbit-1

    Its friday and all that's gon' be appnin is some class drank, bluntz and two swedish 10s a blonde and brunette with DDs all natch to suck my dick at 4pm. Suck my dick WORLD.

    • Oh and bring on the alienz.rabbit
    • picz of da blonde & brunette?chukkaphob
    • Nar maynsss thats not cool of me. Just trust me. Dimes. Like its actually fucking ridic.rabbit
    • Maybe one day. ;)rabbit
    • They take turns sitting on my face. lol. They got the neatest fucking pussies you ever seen goDD DMAMAN LOLSrabbit
    • Take a look at my chick of day post today to get an idea of the level of womanses im talking about. For real.rabbit
    • you the same rabbit from melb/sydney? your personality has changed.inteliboy
  • juanluisgarcia1

    Selling my palette starter kit on ebay but if someone here is interested let me know.

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Palette-…

    For mor info on it check their site: http://palettegear.com

    • is it any good?pango
    • it's cool. i just need a new wacom and am trying to get some monies togetherjuanluisgarcia
  • juanluisgarcia1

    ^ it's this thing

  • cbass991

    bathroom with 3 urinals.

    I'm on the far left..guy takes the middle urinal. I don't get that? It's common sense to take the far right one in this situation. I don't know if I'll ever understand this logic..

    • Bro code. What a fag.rabbit
    • http://www.brocode.o…rabbit
    • pervirt alertpinkfloyd
    • think he wanted to ~ cbass99rabbit
    • i think he likes you.pango
    • weak chakra. perhaps widen your stance and project more energy like u have a elephant trunk for a cock. tha'll make him take the outsidedeathboy
    • no no, you fill the row from left to rightdrgs
    • Just fart as hard and loud as you can... then exhale and ask "don't you just love that?" (I mean: if he wants to share... let him share)PonyBoy
    • Or he's just not such a little pussy and chose the one he liked, not the one you preferred for him.mekk
    • Smile at him. Then he'll move or you'll need to, very quickly.MrT
    • Haha , Mr.tdocpoz
    • people are weird like that. ie. row of 6 empty treadmills, dude takes the one right next to you.inteliboy
    • I just imagined what it would be like if I walked up to a urinal and the guy peeing next to me turned and smiled as i unzipped. Fucking creeepy!monospaced
    • Next time take the middle urinal.i_monk
    • I usually stand back and do all threeset
    • Thumb over the end like a hose for maximum pressureset
  • GeorgesII0

    girl in my facebook is obese borderline clinical,

    but everytime she post a pic, they are people both male and female that will comment and say shit like,
    "omg, you're so beautiful", "you are still as pretty as ever", etc etc

    wtf, aren't they seeing she's killing herself and will probably not make it to 30, she's 22...

    • "omg, you're fat and will probably die earlier than most people! I miss you! call me—we'll get drinks! xxoo"PonyBoy
    • so why dont you post something and commit social suicidedrgs
    • why do you have facebook?yurimon
    • you know girls?autoflavour
    • LOL i kid i kid..autoflavour
    • the only girl I know is my hand.. :(GeorgesII
    • it would be rude to tell her she's too fat. People just try to be nice to her.Ben99
    • pics?drgs
    • so why don't you just tell her she is going to die and that you are worried about her? Then you should kiss her.docpoz
    • ^
      I'm tempted, but google's reverse image is too powerful,
      GeorgesII
    • Wonder if it pics it up if you flip the photo?set
    • picks*set
    • run it through google deepdreamdrgs
    • link?GeorgesII
    • https://www.deepdrea…drgs
    • see you in 8 hoursdrgs
    • lol @drgsGnash
    • Hey guess what genius...she KNOWS she's fat. How bout you just keep out of it. I'm sure there's plenty of shit about YOU people would like to say, but theymarychain
    • Opt for being nice instead. Work on yer own shit bruhmarychain
    • Create a fake account and send her a real message.omahadesigns
    • Marychain loves her.omahadesigns
    • Nah. I'm just not a total asshole that friends someone on one network and talks shit about them on another.marychain
    • marychain, she may know she's fat, but she also probably thinks it's OK to be fat because that's what people are telling her.iCanHazQBN
    • Yeah...it doesn't work like that icanhazmarychain
    • You guys are fucking morons. Fat people know they're fat. Ever smoke? Drinks? Drugs? We're all slowly killing ourselves. Keep your mouth shut, asshole.nb
    • Yes, it does marychain. Fat acceptance is a real thing. There are even hit pop songs out there telling people it's ok to be fat (ie. unhealthy and lazy).iCanHazQBN
    • And when 50% of the population is overweight, they will all tell each other it's ok. It's a snowball effect.iCanHazQBN
    • I was at Best Buy yesterday, and literally every female I saw had a massive belly. I could not find a single female that had a normal (fit) figure.iCanHazQBN
    • Good for you, walking around Best Buy judging all the women. Fucking psycho!nb
    • Obesity is a major problem, it will be an actual problem for all Americans (fat or healthy) in terms of healthcare costs, lost work hours, etc.nb
    • However, commenting on a fat person's photos to remind them they are fat is not ever going to come close to solving or helping this very real problem.nb
    • Judging them? It was an observation. People love to throw around the "judging them" card all the time.iCanHazQBN
    • If you're walking around fat, and I see you, I'm going to involuntarily think in my head "probably a person who doesn't exercise and eats very poorly".iCanHazQBN
    • You can play the "judging" card all you want. But it's an observation. You make these observations hundreds of times in your daily life about everything.iCanHazQBN
    • No icanhaz. You and Georges are as ducking dumb as a bag of dicks. Seriously. That's not what fat acceptance is or how it works at allmarychain
    • Yeah, cool. I know. But you're in a Best Buy. It's not an accurate sample of the population.nb
    • It's not healthy to hate yourself you know. Overweight people need to learn to like themselves. It's not a license to eat cupcakes breakfast lunch and dinner.marychain
    • I was walking around Sport Chek the other day, and everybody seemed to be fit and in good health.nb
    • Christ...are you guys really that dense??. It's actually quite astounding really. It's about accepting who you are and learning how to improve yourselfmarychain
    • I would actually like to punch you in the face for being THAT goddamn stupid.marychain
    • Meanwhile you probably do ten things a day that are seriously unhealthy, but it doesn't make you physically unattractive so it's exusablemarychain
    • Do us all a favor and just please shut the fuck up. You guys are ACTUALLY making everyone here dumber for having to hear your naive, simple minded bullshitmarychain
    • I don't do "ten things a day that are seriously unhealthy". I don't even do ONE thing that is unhealthy.iCanHazQBN
    • I am actually one of the top endurance athletes in my (major) US city. My body fat percentage is 5.6%.iCanHazQBN
    • That's the thing... everyone is so fat and unhealthy that you thought it was safe to assume that I'm unhealthy as well.iCanHazQBN
    • And nb, Best Buy is an electronic store. Why wouldn't that be an accurate sample of the general population??? It's not a donut shop.iCanHazQBN
    • One more thing, marychain, fat acceptance is defined right there in it's label... the acceptance of being fat.iCanHazQBN
    • If they did really like themselves, they would take care of themselves. But they show no self-respect. If you can't even respect yourself...iCanHazQBN
    • ...why should you expect others to respect you??iCanHazQBN
    • Lol...you are the literally the dumbest person I'm familiar with.marychain
    • Btw...I don't belive you.marychain
  • set0

    Last night I was in a restaurant in Brighton, UK and across the room I'm about 95% certain was the girl from this ever so famous at qbn gif... I'm sure it was her! Spitting image, just slightly older (and still seriously gorgeous)

    I was so close to going over and telling her she was famous on a forum I visit, and then realised how fucking creepy that would have sounded.

    • son, im disappointed.yurimon
    • To be fair, I was with my girlfriend.set
    • Not sure I looked at gf once the whole meal.set
    • Though she's equally as attractive but ya' know.... been there, worn the t-shirt and all.set
    • you do know that these girls are like 16 right...GeorgesII
    • Hey Trollset
    • great retort top mindGeorgesII
    • No food for you son.set
    • I decided that I will follow every post you make, I will not downvote you, I'll just do the setGeorgesII
    • Hey trollset
    • butthurt much? lolset
    • Stupid always thinks everyone else is stupidGeorgesII
    • Glad you listenedset
    • Quick someone call the fucking waaambulanceGeorgesII
    • Sure I will, why what's wrong? You ok?set
    • Butthurt?set
    • had an argument on the train with some jumped up extreme right ninja last night shouting about stupid samurais. He used all the tired incoherent arguments..GeorgesII
    • that you often used. It ended with me outwardly expression my realisation that you just cannot argue with stupid.GeorgesII
    • I'd tap dat ass doughset
    • I'd too man,
      holly shit, did we just find some comon ground
      GeorgesII
    • wordmonospaced
    • http://stream1.gifso…pablo28
    • lol totallyset
    • No...I'm sure it was her. We totally believe you and everything. ..marychain
    • there are too many girls that look just like her.cbass99
  • autoflavour0

    that feeling when you go on a slash a burn mission and reclaim 275gig back from your hard drive..

    fucking video eh?

  • set8

    • really classy people. if you notice the front page. today. geezyurimon
    • oh shut up you noncy flufferset
    • Crikey Moses!!!
      real classy, really classy.
      yurimon
    • Get fucked you illiterate squeaky voiced festering wankstain?set
    • Affectionately, of course.set
    • hahamonospaced
    • why are the english really cheesy french bums?yurimon
    • cause they a brie toosh.yurimon
    • Merde.Morning_star
    • Yuri, why are you such a plank?

      Cos Yurimon dropped you on the head as a baby.
      set
    • I hate myselfset
    • ugh!yurimon
    • Sorry type, I meant I hate yuriset
    • Fucking gayset
    • no you dont. dont worry you are sober mate. it will wear off once you hit the pub.yurimon
    • Yanky doodle dandy macgyver!! Wtf are they taking about?!pango
    • Course I don't, I'm joking yo xset
    • Set showing depth of character. I'm almost speechless. Almostgilgamush
    • mood swings are deep now?yurimon
    • Relatively speakinggilgamush
  • docpoz-1

    Being too cool for social media is like being too cool for mail, telegrams, etc.

    You are just not evolving with the technology.

    • i don't know how I feel about this 5 minutes after writing it.docpoz
    • LOLGeorgesII
    • I'm not sure I would say Twitter is necessary like the mail system was. I'm actually not cool ENOUGH for social media, that's why I don't tweet.monospaced
    • self-overcoming of social media: when you indulge in mail and telegrams for some time, and then quit cold turkey, because you dont like what you have evolved todrgs
    • telegrams?omahadesigns
    • wrongernexbcn
    • You're deluded. Most people avoid social media because it's a complete time suck. Not to mention not wanting to divulge your entire life to big companies withiCanHazQBN
    • unknown intentions. Assuming that people don't join the latest social site because they think they're "too cool" is stupid. What's it to you? Why do you care??iCanHazQBN
  • microkorg0

    Trying to find a 34mm plastic or rubber lens cap/cover for a GoPro accessory polarising lens.

    These things are like gold dust!

    No-one in the UK sells them, had to order from China and will take 2+ weeks!

    "I want it now!"
    (first world problems)