Turns out I'm dating a Pro...
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- Chimp1
You need to write a book about this.
- _niko3
ahem...pics or....
- oey_oey4
I think you might have issues.
- pr20
Please God, let this story be true.
- sted1
"Both primary and secondary syphilis symptoms can present on the face," explains Dr. Samuel Malloy, general practitioner at Dr. Felix. "The sores of primary syphilis are most likely to appear on the face if you have had oral sex with a syphilis-infected person. This is because the sores usually occur at the site of the infection. But secondary syphilis symptoms can appear on the face from other forms of sexual contact and congenital syphilis as the syphilis has entered the body, and the rash is the body's response to the infection."
"The location of the herpes sores are usually related to the site of the infection," explains Malloy. "However, once infected with the herpes virus, you will usually experience several outbreaks. These outbreaks may cause sores in different areas and you can spread the infection to different areas of your body through touching the sores and then other areas." If you're experiencing an outbreak, it's best to wash your hands after coming in contact with the sores to keep it from spreading to other regions of your body.
Not-so-fun fact: Chlamydia can actually end up causing pink eye. "Chlamydia can affect the eyes, which usually happens if any sexual fluids enter the eye, either through ejaculation, or if you have some fluids on your hand and then you touch the eye," notes Malloy. "This can cause conjunctivitis, also known as pink eye. If you have contracted chlamydia through oral sex, you may experience chlamydia symptoms in and around the mouth."
- DRIFTMONKEY1
"Diddler on the Roof"
- cherub0
I was giddy until I read the last two paragraphs, which were a disappointment.
It's just our nature as men to always react like that when finding out our significant other had sex *gasp* with other men. A number of men, in fact.
I probably would have reacted the same way.
- She put it on the blockchain.palimpsest
- I hear that and kind of agree. The main issue wasn't the "seqs"... it was the secrecy.catpower
- Each partner needs to know the "risk profile" for diseases etc. I felt mislead. That's the issue. I miraculously made it out unscathed, but trust is broken.catpower
- I hear you. It's not nothing. But I've tried to not react like that myself and couldn't overpower the "damn why didn't you tell me"cherub
- I get that. She could have put off telling you about it for a while but she should have given you a head's up before the show.palimpsest
- I'm just thankful to all the girls i knew and were open enough with me about these things so i never felt insecure or unsafe about any type of sex.sted
- and I hope she fucked a few girls too.sted
- palimpsest0
- Maybe this story should be a music video after all. Who's your spirit rapper? Mine is Bizmarkie.CyBrainX
- Would love to see it as a music video.
Mine is Danny Brown.palimpsest
- _niko5
What a story, I say who gives a shit, enjoy the ride while you can, life's way too short and she sounds like a blast! I mean as long as she's still not escorting.
- necromation4
Just read all this... Absolutely amazing! I dated two woman like this in the past, one work in a mental hospital in Hackney (Should have legged it at that) but man... the sex was insane, she one time turned up at my flat with some girl and told me i'm gonna watch them fuck and have to come on the both of them ... Then time i had to stop stop her stabbing some guy in the street because touched her bum, which was impossible as in just walked into bar, oh the knife was in her sock.
And the other was so so much worse but absolutely more stunning, What that girl did could be in movies for years. Drugs, drink, sex, fist fights... the whole fucking nine yards. I cant lie didn't try stop either, it is intoxicating... The fear and excitement of every meet up. In the end they just fizzle out and your left feeling, like you woke up outta the weirdest dream/nightmare. I'm glad both of these happened before social media... Safe to stay, they are both probably in jail or tory MPs by now.
- sted0
- cannonball19780
Ah, the sweet tangy smell of "how is this relationship sustainable"?
Girl uses her situation as a Pro to keep guy rock hard now. Doesn't realize (or doesn't care) that she's killing his potential boner for a future together.
Also doesn't realize the guy's strong ability to call bluffs and walk away from any situation, goat cabin style.
- NBQ00-1
She's invited me to her place later. We're gong to make tacos!
- epigraph3
from what I gather you were together for a few months and then she let you know in her way some important things she felt you would need or want to know in order for things to progress further. Same as any relationship. Who puts all their dirty laundry out without establishing some connection and trust first?
- lajj-1
It sounds a bit like that movie The Shape of Things, but with more boners and a semi happy ending
- CyBrainX0
I'm only half way through this Homeric epic and I'm already blown away. (no pun intended). I can't wait for this to come to Netflix as a series.