UK is Fucked
UK is Fucked
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- grafician-1
"UK GDP has risen by 5.5% in the second quarter, comfortably beating estimates."
Interesting
- Bluejam1
- https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- presumably they hid it from him when they saw him cominghans_glib
- Welcome to the Brexit NigePhanLo
- http://pbs.twimg.com…Bluejam
- PhanLo0
- This wasn't the maddest scene I saw over the weekend down southPhanLo
- we don't use the words "daft cunt" over here but I think, that's what you lot would say in a situation like this :)_niko
- not as bad as that silly bint who used carrier bags on the last fuel panichans_glib
- I wonder what happens when unleaded petrol and cheap plastic come together?jmckinno
- PhanLo4
- there were a hand full of PS that didnt get a delivery. today PS's are reporting 4x the usual daily demand. its not a lack of drivers its dickheads panic buyingtrooperbill
- actually it's both. a lack of drivers means that petrol stations are low on fuel, people panic buying means the stations are now emptyhans_glib
- I got petrol today easy enough.Brabo_Brabo
- Then you win the prizePhanLo
- Lol, it's not a shortage of drivers, it's a surplus of HGVs and fuel tankers.Fax_Benson
- a surfeit of undelivered stuffFax_Benson
- bobo... US is not UK... different continent...pango
- I wonder if the hard working British people will rise to the occasion... something something... WWII... sovereignty... taking back our boarders.jmckinno
- PhanLo0
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L O L- Comments on the vid are great, the full range of opinions from apocalypse to fake MSM mind control.PhanLo
- The fact that we find this shocking is a good thing. You wanna see some of the shit that happens in Nigeria when there isn't enough to go around....Morning_star
- ...The machetes come out and people are killed, routinely, and people walk over the bodies as though nothing has happened. This isn't collapse, just frustrationMorning_star
- I don't find it shocking, I see it as inevitable.PhanLo
- True.Morning_star
- neverscared1
Boris Johnson is to announce the return of imperial weights and measures, making it legal for market stalls, shops and supermarkets to sell their goods using only Britain’s traditional weighing system post-Brexit
https://twitter.com/thetimes/sta…
muahahaha
- WHAT
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FUCKProjectile - lol children up chimneys and a new series of Steptoe and Son next.face_melter
- FFSChimp
- If bovril walkers and raspberry fanta come back I promise I'll vote brexit next time.Fax_Benson
- Once had a court judge insisting I used imperial feet to describe distances between vehicles just before a car crash...microkorg
- ... I told him I was never taught inches/feet so couldn't make an estimate in case it was incorrect and was not accurate evidence...microkorg
- ... me as a cheeky c*nt teenager then suggested that as a Court Judge however that he should know both units or at least be able to convert. ;)microkorg
- Ha! Ha!monospaced
- This is a meagre change in the law to simply make it legal to state things in none- metric terms. That's it. Nothing more. Metric's going nowhere in UKNairn
- Every half-wit ultraEuro or moron is jumping on this like it's some ultimate affirmation of the stupidity of Brexit. Nope, it's just making things a bit freer.Nairn
- Do I want that extra freedom? Nope. I, like you, couldn't give a shit. Do I think it's improves things? Nope, not for me. Is it the apocalypse? Also, nope.Nairn
- For the record - we also never tried to metricise time.Nairn
- What do you use in place of milliseconds?palimpsest
- touchéNairn
- https://youtu.be/1ml…drgs
- WHAT
- Nairn2
Time to set up the gallows and start dragging cunts out of their houses, methinks.
- I'm actually surprised that nothing
like that happened so farsted - Give it a bit of time. Brits don't have a culture of revolution.Nairn
- good for him for relieving idiots of their moneyhans_glib
- lol the cesspit that is the comments section,
DM readers never fail to deliver ...Bluejam - it's good to see his first 2017 video and understand how well he leveraged that to now be in a position as hans_glib outlines.shapesalad
- I bet Jan didn't order a salad.MrT
- I'm actually surprised that nothing
- PhanLo4
- £30 an hour strawb picking the now.
Still too hard for a Brit to do it.PhanLo - Picking fruit/veg = exposure to pesticides = high high increased risk of developing Parkinsons.shapesalad
- https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
- Pro tip - piss in the punnets to make 'em heavier. Kerching.Brabo_Brabo
- Difference here being that it's fairly easy to undo an underdone steak.Nairn
- "Ooh, shit - I *really* said 'cremate the fucker'? I didn't mean that. Can we try agai.. no? Ok".Nairn
- £30 an hour strawb picking the now.
- Bluejam1
- via https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- lolfadein11
- Friend of mine is insistant Joanna Lumley is a nonce.Brabo_Brabo
- The beeb is riddled with 'em.Brabo_Brabo
- Apparently Del Boy is a nonce too. Rodney will be sad, the plonker.PhanLo
- Yeah, Del gave a peedo his house keys for some underage bumming.Brabo_Brabo
- Said peedo ran a kid's flying club to reel in his victims.Brabo_Brabo
- Bluejam3
Government: Please don’t panic buy petrol
The British public:
- Bluejam10
- via https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- LOL_me_
- HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAnecromation
- Spinning Thatcher is a solid band name.BK
- 6 ha yeah, but I can't not see the sexytime image...MrT
- kingsteven1
- 'Rescued' the dog that ran off the edge of a cliff after he tried hanging out the back of it. I'm not sure that counts.Nairn
- What Matthew doesn't mention is how Andy then later shaved the dug and fucked it like a canine fleshlight until it tore in two.face_melter
- Or maybe he does? The Times is behind a paywall.face_melter
- Exactly. The dogs bid to end it all was scuppered by its abuser. HRH Dog Shagger.Morning_star
- False flagjmckinno
- But how many stolen dogs has he deliberately taken to the highlands and abandoned? More questions than answers.Fax_Benson
- "OK, it wasn’t a fair maiden" :-| https://archive.is/k…kingsteven
- We may have our differences on the forum here but I'm gladdened to know that we were all able to come together and 'joke' about HandyAndy fucking a dog.Nairn
- Well, he did marry one.Brabo_Brabo
- Poor dog! A traditional royal rescue in which you are rescued and then fucked in the arse until you wish you hadn't been rescued at all.Ianbolton
- He got 99 problems but a bitch aint oneNonEntity
- PhanLo0
- https://i.redd.it/7e…Bluejam
- ^YepPhanLo
- Asylum seekers AKA Unvaxed illegal invaders.Brabo_Brabo
- neverscared2
- what a fucking twat
https://pbs.twimg.co…Bluejam - I guess wearing a mask was optional.jmckinno
- what a fucking twat
- nb1
- Look forward to 90 more years of austerity.PhanLo
- Brexit voting cunts will use Covid as an excuse for fucking our country now right?!Hayzilla
- http://www.eureferen…
^ some great posts on the gas situationBluejam - It's weird we're in a cold war with Russia, but we rely on them for fuel?PhanLo
- That's the diff with UK + Ger/Fra - we rely less absolutely on imports (AT 40%) as we still generate a lot from the North Sea = less need for storage. Still.Nairn
- Bluejam2
- WHAT???!!!
tons and tonnes are different???Projectile - You forgot about measuring distance in units of time. Like, how far is the nearest bookies? About 10 minutes that way.
Awesome!face_melter - All you need to know is:
Is it further than the pub?
Does it cost more than a pint?
Is it bigger than a pork scratching?
Can you play darts there?Chimp - If it's hot then Farenheit too ("It was well over 100 degrees so I got drunk in the morning then went to the beach at noon to top up my skin cancer")NonEntity
- WHAT???!!!